Experiment Poll: You get a girlfriend, but you have to choose one of these caveats

[NotQuiteChadLite]

You get a girlfriend, but it has to be one of these choices:

Option 1: Legit 1.5/10 Bottom rung noodlewore, doesn’t speak your language, will probably never speak your language expects you to give her hapacel offspring and pay for everything. Just utterly repulsive as well, loud, rude, and incompatible with you 100%.

Option 2: 5/10 Beckylite who cucks you relentlessly, doesn’t love you, doesn’t want anyone to know she’s in a relationship with you, and maybe gives sex once a month. In exchange, you have aggressively betabux her or she will leave you. Nobody knows or can know that you are together, so you are essentially still a single incel to the outside world. You basically just pay for her stuff in the vain hope she tosses you some action. You don’t spend time together in public either.

Option 3: Superobese 400 Lb butterplanet landwhale who has a good heart and tries to love you, but is also extremely dysfunctional and has major issues, and will only get fatter as the relationship goes on. I would rate 1/10 considering such extreme obesity.

 

[Deleted member 60]

hurry up, people are already posting

 

[acnescarcel]

hurry up

 

[Microsoft Excel]

Option 1

 

[Michael15651]

Second option seems most logical.

 

[YungCell]

Jfl I just beat the system, I get a girl and no caveats since none are posted

 

[Deleted member 60]

truly over for u OP

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

JFL at I tapped enter and it made the thread before it was done.

Over.

Ok I added the options now

 

[Modafincel]

Am I vocel if I choose none? I would rather hire prostitutes than betabuxxing option 2.

 

[Deleted member 60]

these are realistic options in 2019 tbh

 

[Ignas]

Am I vocel if I choose none? I would rather hire prostitutes than betabuxxing option 2.

Basically the same thing tbh

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Basically the same thing tbh

Yes, opting out is honestly the better option.

 

[KingChemist]

Neither

 

[Modafincel]

What would a 1.5/10 noodlewhore look like? @NotQuiteChadLite

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

What would a 1.5/10 noodlewhore look like? @NotQuiteChadLite

This, but uglier

Bottom rung.

 

[FinnCel]

1 or 3
I'd never want to become a cuck

 

[acnescarcel]

i would pick none

 

[incubus]

Second option seems most logical.

How? It's literally worse than normal escortcelling.

 

[fOreVER]

1

 

[Truecurrycel]

Third one. Physical beauty is subjective.

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Third one. Physical beauty is subjective.

The smell of her sure isn’t.

 

[Truecurrycel]

I wouldn't mind.

 

[Modafincel]

@NotQuiteChadLite
Here is what option 3 looks like.

 

[Michael15651]

How? It's literally worse than normal escortcelling.

I get sex with a 5/10, which by the time I had it then I can happily rope.

 

[Cuyen]

It is really fishy question OP

 

[incubus]

It is really fishy question OP

You're suspicious of everyone on this site.

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

You're suspicious of everyone on this site.

I think he means just bad choices, like picking nothing is the best option tbh

 

[YungCell]

I would rot

 

[Cuyen]

I think he means just bad choices, like picking nothing is the best option tbh

Yes I meant about options lmao sorry

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

Option 3 for sure.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

I pick loneliness

 

[Insomniac]

I would rather stay incel

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

I pick loneliness

I would rather stay incel

Tbh

 

[Reprobus]

I would rather stay incel

 

[Deleted member 8353]

None of these are worth the effort, how could I have a relationship with any of these foids?

 

[YoungCurryCell]

My waifu trumps all those choices

 

[SirIncel]

Option 2 if I had to choose but I am poor so I couldn't even pay for anything if I wanted to.

 

[Deleted member 16023]

I'd rather die a virgin