Venting [Opportunity] Company relocated to upper floor

[Swagwaffle]

Greetings.

Today I have some very good news.

The company I work for has relocated to an upper floor ( won't go into too much detail due to doxing)

anyways we have a beautiful balcony view. I just took a glimpse down and it looks like a great fall for instant death.

Now Im worried i will fall on someone due to the crowded area. I was thinking its best to do it late at night.

Im worried due to my small / frail body the wind will project me a few feet into on going traffic?

Or should I get one of the windows open and fall down an alley?

Curious if anyone knows how the body will move while in mid air

I just don't want to hurt anyone while I do this.

Thank you.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

go to work early and jump
but before you do do you really have no copes left

 

[Swagwaffle]

go to work early and jump
but before you do do you really have no copes left

my final cope has been public masturbation but its becoming hard to cope with it recently

 

[Swagwaffle]

Why wouldn't you want to hurt anyone. More to the point, why do you care. If you do, fuck them.

What if I accidentally hit an incel that has plans to get facial surgery & ascend in the future.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

Do a flip

 

[Swagwaffle]

Do a flip

obv i can't really do that im not athletic build.

I think a barrel roll would work tho