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Cope Oneitis’cels - would you buy your oneitis a Nintendo Switch 2 if it meant she’d go on a date with you?

  • Thread starter Subhuman Niceguy
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Nintendo Switch 2 if it meant she’d go on a date with you?

  • Yes, in a heartbeat, if I had the money definitely.

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • No, I’m too nihilistic to think that would work, honestly fuck her (no pun intended).

    Votes: 9 64.3%

  • Total voters
    14
  • Poll closed .
Subhuman Niceguy

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She will need a game to go with the console - so you would also need to buy her a copy of “Mario Kart World.”

Title.

 
For just a date, no way. She would just be on her phone the whole time and then she would tell me to fuck off
 
If I could erase her memories of my suicidal messages on her instagram DMs a few years ago, I would try it…
 
So, would you be a simp/money slave who would also treat her to an expensive date?
No, not at my age anymore.
 
One date? No. Be my GF then yes.
 
Don't buy one. Just buy a playstation,xbox or gaming PC and game for almost free.

Adjusted or NOT adjusted for inflation, games are cheaper than they have even been- as long as you stay away from Jewtendo since they charge up to $80 per game

You can easily game for a $10 monthly subscription onPC/Xbox game pass or PS+ and play games such as NG4, Death Loop, Forza, Ninja Gaiden 2 black, Far Cry, Diablo, Halo infinite, Doom The Dark Ages etc. on gamepass. I don't plan on buying ANY games this year unless gta 6 comes out. I will just play ng2 blk, ng4, overwatch 2, Doom the Dark Ages for free on my PC game pass.

Unless you are a complete retard who pays full price for all their games and don't know about PS+ or xbox/PC game pass or are willing to dish out hundreds if not THOUSANDS a year on $85 games w/ tax such as Mario Kindergarten Kart and Donkey Shit- games are cheaper than ever before.
 
I don’t have a specific oneitis.

But, I would pay every dollar I had for a real date.

Call me a simp.
But, I am 44 years old and never had even a coffee date with a foid.

I’d take her to the lake and we would just hold hands and walk in silence.
 
I’d use my money on LL and play my switch games while I heal
 

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