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Discussion oldcels have any of you struggled with piles aka Hemorrhoids ? youngcels prob will rope before they experience this

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I've never been diagnosed with it, but I get more paranoid with time and palpate my flesh more and half-hour ago in the shower I noticed some weirdness back there like if my rectum had grown a zit or some shit but I couldn't pop it so I thought maybe it wasn't a zit.

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It seems like external piles are formed by inflammation of perianal vessels (I noticed something about a month ago which might be this about an inch outside the rectum?) and internal piles are formed via internal vessels which get inflamed.

I'm thinking the larger one I just noticed could be an internal one that's beginning to prolapse but it's hard to say. It's basically formed right inside the 1st opening (external sphincter) AFAIK there aren't any deeper inside, doubt I could even reach the 2nd (internal) sphincter.

I should probably get a physical and have it looked at if it doesn't diminish but I was wondering if there were any DIY treatments I could do to maybe make it go away.

I was thinking of calling the 811 service in Canada for a free nursing consult since it's easier than going in. There's probably creams or cushions wher you can lesssen irritation so the inflammation can gradually reside but I have no clue, kind of a squick thing to look into.
 
I think to avoid getting it it's better to have any kind of physical activity every day that involves your legs, like taking long walks.
 
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I did at 17-19
 
I think to avoid getting it it's better to have any kind of physical activity every day, like taking long walks.
It's a combination of factors, activity can help put off obesity which is one major association.

So is prolonged sitting, which obviously walking isn't...

Plus there's probably something about the general circulation that's good for vascular elasticity and antiinflammatory cycles.

Also in helping regulate stool passing w/ less straining.

Old age is also a major factor since we lose elasticity and healing, I've prob been coasting on my youth for a long time but this should be a good onus to start dieting more.

That explains internal ones at least, an external one feels like a pimple or boil and it's weird and I can't explain it and I'm not even sure if I'm diagnosing it correctly.

It's tricky when you can't see it - it could easily just be a cyst. I have a cyst in my knuckle and you can get fatty cysts just about anywhere, it doesn't mean it's a varicose vein though.

I always thought veins were supposed to be long and floppy but these are like spheres so maybe it actually is a cyst or tumor and not a pile/hemmoroid at all? Fuck if I know.

If I were a normy I'd just schedule a physical but I haven't had one of those in a long time. I think I owe my doc money that I didn't pay and I promised to do blood tests and didn't.
 
If I do some physical exercise after taking a good shit my asshole will hurt for a while, I'm 23.
 
Good reminder to go outside more for the sake of avoiding this nightmare
 
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24 rn. I've had this shit since I wad 19 at the very least. Shit fuckin sucks man.
 
Apple cider vinegar, guar gum and water mixed together will probably help lots.

The ratio erm...

I dunno like 30% ACV and 70% water and then a bit of guar gum so it becomes a gel.
 
Good reminder to go outside more for the sake of avoiding this nightmare
it's not so much in/out as sit/stand I think, pretty sure walking around indoors is less roid-inducing than sitting on some rocks outside, though I'm betting cushy grass is easier on our ass than most chairs
 
it's not so much in/out as sit/stand I think, pretty sure walking around indoors is less roid-inducing than sitting on some rocks outside, though I'm betting cushy grass is easier on our ass than most chairs
i mean walking like 10km+ nonstop. My record this year was 24kn
 
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I actually once had a small hemorroid when I was like 17
 
Ask you're doctor if the baby clit cream clinical trial is available for you're area bro
 
I've never been diagnosed with it, but I get more paranoid with time and palpate my flesh more and half-hour ago in the shower I noticed some weirdness back there like if my rectum had grown a zit or some shit but I couldn't pop it so I thought maybe it wasn't a zit.

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It seems like external piles are formed by inflammation of perianal vessels (I noticed something about a month ago which might be this about an inch outside the rectum?) and internal piles are formed via internal vessels which get inflamed.

I'm thinking the larger one I just noticed could be an internal one that's beginning to prolapse but it's hard to say. It's basically formed right inside the 1st opening (external sphincter) AFAIK there aren't any deeper inside, doubt I could even reach the 2nd (internal) sphincter.

I should probably get a physical and have it looked at if it doesn't diminish but I was wondering if there were any DIY treatments I could do to maybe make it go away.

I was thinking of calling the 811 service in Canada for a free nursing consult since it's easier than going in. There's probably creams or cushions wher you can lesssen irritation so the inflammation can gradually reside but I have no clue, kind of a squick thing to look into.
yes I have
 
Never had hemmies thank God. They seem incredibly painful.
 
Yes and i had it on and off since years
 

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