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Serious Oldcels Appreciation Thread

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I want to thank all the oldcels for enlightening us with their wisdom.

@Emba
@Guykild
That dolls guy.
@FrothySolutions

Tag any other oldcel you know.

Also, apologies for using the word old. Idk how else to identify and to thank you for your services.
 
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@mental_out is 62, @Diocel is 48, and @JohnWickCel is 55
 
above 16 iz old
 
oh and @BummerDrummer is 41 now i think
 
27cel checking in.
 
@Solo Disident
Sadly he's not active anymore and he also is one of my favourite brocels here.
 
Outherebrothers but he deleted his account
 
35 checking in, I'm currently changing my DEPENDS getting ready for work. :feelsUgh:

I'm worried that I might shit myself with my uncontrollable bowel movements from being so fucking old. :feelsohh:
 
I wanna know 70’s copes
 
I'm in my mid 30's. I would guess I'm one of the older guys on here.
 
I'm in my mid 30's. I would guess I'm one of the older guys on here.
Just wanted to say thanks for sticking around, really appreciate it.
35 checking in, I'm currently changing my DEPENDS getting ready for work. :feelsUgh:

I'm worried that I might shit myself with my uncontrollable bowel movements from being so fucking old. :feelsohh:
I am going to get there. Can't believe this is all that's left of my life. Wageslaving and then dieing.
 
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I am going to get there. Can't believe this is all that's left of my life. Wageslaving and then dieing.
What do you want to do with the rest of your life - I want to ride my motorbike or motorbikes to exotic locations. I want to ride around the US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand. I wouldn't mind riding to Mongolia or something crazy like that and a friend of mine wants to ride up into the Himalayas. I want to enjoy shooting my firearms. I want to enjoy gaming and flight simming. If I had the money I would like to get my private pilots license and get some hours in on gliders.

What do you want to do with the rest of your life besides wageslaving? We wageslave to an end. I work with a lot of Indian people who work themselves to death so they can have a high spec BMW or a gold loo to poo in and expensive clothes and jewels but a lot of them don't seem to have much fun and spend a lot of time putting a lot of "front" up to give the impression they are rich when they are just blatantly bullshitting. I don't mind cheaping out on my car, clothes and living conditions to have some fun.

This sort of thing is all we have in life.
 
I’m 24. I’m not a youngcel but idk if I’m old enough to be oldcel
 
TFW 43 and not tagged in this thread :feelsbadman:
 
Just wanted to say thanks for sticking around, really appreciate it.

I am going to get there. Can't believe this is all that's left of my life. Wageslaving and then dieing.
I'm just praying for economic collapse, revolution/ civil war, or a world war so I don't eventually rope myself, hoping the chaos dark lord comes through for me. My dark prayers is all I have left now, hoping they'll be answered in my lifetime, we'll see.
I’m 24. I’m not a youngcel but idk if I’m old enough to be oldcel
30yrs is the bar to be an oldcel, you're just 5yrs shy in my opinion. Then you can join our super secret misery club full of secret handshakes and matching decoder rings.
 
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reaching 30 soon :feelsrope:
 
Thanks to all the 30+ guys for their wisdom. Also add @HotPotCel because he is a 34 escort expert with many insights on the world.
 
Thanks to all the 30+ guys for their wisdom. Also add @HotPotCel because he is a 34 escort expert with many insights on the world.
I longer can edit and add, but as you mentioned I want to thank @HotPotCel and all +30 cels for enlightening us. You will not be forgotten. We are here with you oldcels.
 
Thanks to all the 30+ guys for their wisdom. Also add @HotPotCel because he is a 34 escort expert with many insights on the world.
I longer can edit and add, but as you mentioned I want to thank @HotPotCel and all +30 cels for enlightening us. You will not be forgotten. We are here with you oldcels.
Shit, brocels, feeling very alone lying here.
Thank you. :feelscry:
 
Np brocel, we are alone but at least we have this forum to vent
No problem. I am lying on my bed too. We are all in this together.
You know, I was hoping, just a little, maybe one of my sugarfoids would text me to ask how my surgery went. But nothing.
The only people who cared to ask were my parents, my schizocel brother and my Chang friend.
These foids have no heart.
I am considering rage quitting my next appointments with them.
See how they like not meeting rent next month.
Gonna do it.
 
You know, I was hoping, just a little, maybe one of my sugarfoids would text me to ask how my surgery went. But nothing.
The only people who cared to ask were my parents, my schizocel brother and my Chang friend.
These foids have no heart.
I am considering rage quitting my next appointments with them.
See how they like not meeting rent next month.
Gonna do it.
Based. Sugar daddies have the pan by the handle.
 
You know, I was hoping, just a little, maybe one of my sugarfoids would text me to ask how my surgery went. But nothing.
The only people who cared to ask were my parents, my schizocel brother and my Chang friend.
These foids have no heart.
I am considering rage quitting my next appointments with them.
See how they like not meeting rent next month.
Gonna do it.
They are heartless anyway. I hope you are ok though after the surgery.
 
You know, I was hoping, just a little, maybe one of my sugarfoids would text me to ask how my surgery went. But nothing.
The only people who cared to ask were my parents, my schizocel brother and my Chang friend.
These foids have no heart.
I am considering rage quitting my next appointments with them.
See how they like not meeting rent next month.
Gonna do it.
Hope you recover well. Also, do you will post results?
 
29 so I'll be there soon
 
Hope you recover well. Also, do you will post results?
Maybe one day, after all the surgeries are done. Idk don't want to dox myself, my appearance is, well, unique.
 
You're welcome
 
@kampman
@curryfool

I officially welcome you both to Club Oldcel, it's not as fun as it sounds though. You both shall now receive the complimentary gift fruit basket upon initiation of our order or fraternity as is the general custom.

@Wizcel you too.

TFW 43 and not tagged in this thread :feelsbadman:
Somebody get this man a drink of hard liquor on the house. Make it a bourbon or a scotch.
You know, I was hoping, just a little, maybe one of my sugarfoids would text me to ask how my surgery went. But nothing.
The only people who cared to ask were my parents, my schizocel brother and my Chang friend.
These foids have no heart.
I am considering rage quitting my next appointments with them.
See how they like not meeting rent next month.
Gonna do it.
You're dealing with foids, a pet rattlesnake has more loyalty than your average foid.
Im 88 yo i have five kids and 7 grandchildren
I don't believe you.....
 
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@kampman
@curryfool

I officially welcome you both to Club Oldcel, it's not as fun as it sounds though. You both shall now receive the complimentary gift fruit basket upon initiation of our order or fraternity as is the general custom.

@Wizcel you too.


Somebody get this man a drink of hard liquor on the house. Make it a bourbon or a scotch.

You're dealing with foids, a pet rattlesnake has more loyalty than your average foid.

I don't believe you.....
Thanks. Glad to be part of the club. :feelsokman:

Also, @grondilu apologies for not tagging you.
 

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