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RageFuel (NSFW)Have any of you been caught murdering sperm?

I walk through several hundred ft of parking garages and elevators on my way to work every day. I usually walk around with a jar of my semen and a small wide paintbrush, glazing as many vehicle door handles, doors, and buttons as I can without getting caught. I know where all the cameras in the parking garage are so I never get caught "spreading my seed". Yeah, if you live near Grand Rapids, you might want to wash your hands whenever you go out in public because you never know where I've been...:chad:
 
I walk through several hundred ft of parking garages and elevators on my way to work every day. I usually walk around with a jar of my semen and a small wide paintbrush, glazing as many vehicle door handles, doors, and buttons as I can without getting caught. I know where all the cameras in the parking garage are so I never get caught "spreading my seed". Yeah, if you live near Grand Rapids, you might want to wash your hands whenever you go out in public because you never know where I've been...:chad:
You know what bro. That's high iq. I love that idea tbh. I like that you do that. Good job. If you're just mending actually start doing it.
 
I don’t care about disposing of sperm cells because they’ll get absorbed back into my body or get ejected during a wet dream if you’re on nofap. I got to about 30 days, didn’t do much for me
 
I don’t care about disposing of sperm cells because they’ll get absorbed back into my body or get ejected during a wet dream if you’re on nofap. I got to about 30 days, didn’t do much for me
Yeah No fap basically has no real benefits I won't lie.
 
You have to consume your manly liquid.
 

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