I'm doing indefinite no fap but I've managed to avoid getting caught. But tell us your story. Or how you avoid it.
I'm doing indefinite no fap but I've managed to avoid getting caught. But tell us your story. Or how you avoid it.
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(((@Sniffles)))
Hey guy. If you post a post we all see it.
I’ve never been caught. I fap like a ninja.
One time I was jacking off and when i orgasmed, the cum shot up and landed on my lips lol no homo
I don't kill sperm I free them from an existence of suffering
BUSTED. I was right. Sniffles is a postmaxxjew who is sent to this site to beat @Insomniac
Sounds pretty nasty tbh. Pretty gross.
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Is this about sniffles or the topic
Come on bro. I'm one guy.Is this about sniffles or the topic
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Just give it up. We know you're an organisation sent to defeat @Insomniac which is why you have so many posts: no man could do that in such a short time. In fact, maybe you're the DDOSer trying to shut down the site by overloading the servers with posts, huh??!!
Well this is an entertaining theory. But tbh I'm one cel with free time and a lot to say.
I lock the door of my room, that's it
High iq precaution tbh. I used to do that.
I do indefinite no fap like a god of willpower tbh.
JFL if you haven't mastered the art of silent fapping
Yea I've been caught so many times , it's really embarrassing
I honestly can't imagine this. I get so caught up on embarrassment from the past. I don't know how I'd cope.
I used to just say I was flexing myself when I got caught
Lol.
that's actually really creative.
It was closed when I was in seventh grade, but thankfully not.
I avoided it, I never get caught because I usually masturbated in a room with a lock on it.
That's what I used to always do. It's the highest iq precaution.
i don't get this post bro
only once but not in the act. it was after i finished and i was cleaning up
When You fap you murder sperm. Caught fapping basically.
i used to jerk off in my closet while my roommates were in the room to freak them out last year
I gain the power of omnipotence whenever I masturbate, that way I can jerk off without anyone noticing
That's really high iq tbh. Nice little method.
I would enjoy to masturbate in front of a girl.
You could arrange that probably.
Consent meme.
id probably have to pay do that since women despise it when unattractive men act sexual
i think louis ck got consent to do that but it still didnt work out for him
Just looked that up. I just can't believe it sometimes.
No, never.
Same here man. I'm glad to have avoided it.
Never tbh... I don't know how I would cope with such awkwardmaxxness tbh
Also jfl if you're not a true alpha and tell anyone you know that they have to knock on your door before going in
Also jfl if you're not a true alpha and tell anyone you know that they have to knock on your door before going in
They would not listen to me at all.
It's your personal (private) space tbh, they have to respect that in my opinion
Don't get me wrong, they Deffo should. But they wouldn't.
How do you even manage to get caught? I'm always able to hear someone coming or feel the vibrations in the floor well before anyone walks in on me.
I wouldn't know. I've never been caught. I've heard stories of people being caught though.
You gotta be pretty low IQ to get caught.
....but got walked in on a few times. I dont think they saw my dick tho.
....but got walked in on a few times. I dont think they saw my dick tho.
I always thought it was pretty easy to get away with. Just take proper precautions.
Lol the gif of that guy is actually from a scene where he finishes after being caught by his mom.
Now i will watch a p0rn film which includes stepmom catching her son. Thanks you fuck.
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