Cope Normiemaxxedcels, recommend me what shoes to get

[Hoodpreet]

I have a $200 Nike gift card from some relatives laying around (got it as a return gift of sorts for attending a jeet wedding in 2023) and I’m gonna spend $40 of it on a new backpack, since I’ve been using a shitty drawstring bag for cuckllege. The rest I suppose I’ll spend to get a new pair of shoes. Ideally I want to spend the entire remaining card, though I’m fine going a little over it as well.

I want something that can:

1. Help thugmaxx my aesthetic
2. Suit a baggy pants nigga
3. Go with any or most things
4. Be useful in stomping my bitchass dad and sister out
5. Doesn’t have a shitskin’s picture on it (so no Js n shiet)

Size is a 10, please help me choose something good saars

 

[PureImagination]

Shox

 

[Choler]

Air max 90 or af1

 

[Choler]

air max 90 is the goat for heightmaxxing

 

[PureImagination]

Air max 90 or af1

Both washed up

 

[anglocelticcel]

I have a $200 Nike gift card from some relatives laying around (got it as a return gift of sorts for attending a jeet wedding in 2023) and I’m gonna spend $40 of it on a new backpack, since I’ve been using a shitty drawstring bag for cuckllege. The rest I suppose I’ll spend to get a new pair of shoes. Ideally I want to spend the entire remaining card, though I’m fine going a little over it as well.

I want something that can:

1. Help thugmaxx my aesthetic
2. Suit a baggy pants nigga
3. Go with any or most things
4. Be useful in stomping my bitchass dad and sister out
5. Doesn’t have a shitskin’s picture on it (so no Js n shiet)

Size is a 10, please help me choose something good saars

Either cheaper running ones or the Adidas trainers football hooligans wear

 

[Fantasea]

ur in that phase I see...only advice I can give is minimize your attention seeking behaviors for the sake of ur future self who wants to rope everytime he's reminded of the current you.

 

[Cuckoja]

af1

these ones look nice and minimalistic.

 

[psyop]

Sheboons gonna be lining up to syd when you step out in these

 

[Aleksander]

ur in that phase I see...only advice I can give is minimize your attention seeking behaviors for the sake of ur future self who wants to rope everytime he's reminded of the current you.

No normiemaxxing for your face

 

[Fantasea]

No normiemaxxing for your face

u can successfully normie max to wait your queue in the beta bux orbit and collect your ran through landwhale.

 

[Aleksander]

u can successfully normie max to wait your queue in the beta bux orbit and collect your ran through landwhale.

Not possible for a truecel, OP mogs me

 

[guessthatsit]

gtfo if you can ascend via normiemaxxing

 

[Fantasea]

Not possible for a truecel, OP mogs me

with decent money u can betabux an ugly ran through girl and get ur ass divorced.

 

[Hoodpreet]

ur in that phase I see...only advice I can give is minimize your attention seeking behaviors for the sake of ur future self who wants to rope everytime he's reminded of the current you.

Lol, I played up this thread a bit since I was trying to bring some levity due to people feeling bad over Cuckentine's Day and what happened this morning. Dw I already had my failed thugmaxxer/wannabe-black guy phase back in high school; I'm just trying to see if thugmaxxing once more in dress alone might be a valid nichemaxx, as my neighborhood is bitch-made and I don't really run the risk of getting G-checked.

Not possible for a truecel, OP mogs me

gtfo if you can ascend via normiemaxxing

I never said ascension via normiemaxxing was possible for me. Realistically it isn't, since I'm painfully below average and have already tried and failed to normiemaxx in high school. Thing is, though, I'm only 21 – so I wanna give it just one more shot before I throw in the towel for good

 

[Hoodpreet]

Sheboons gonna be lining up to syd when you step out in these

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Unfortunately nike.com in the US doesn't have the tn3s, and the vapormax tns are $210. They got the regular tns, dns, and tn drifts in all black though. You got a rec out of those three?

 

[Animecel2D]

I wear flip flops

 

[DarkStar]

I can recommend you some Sperrys or Vans to get

 

[JKlancecaster069]

Get crocs

 

[Hoodpreet]

Either cheaper running ones or the Adidas trainers football hooligans wear

I can recommend you some Sperrys or Vans to get

Get crocs

I'm looking for what to get with the Nike gift card

 

[DarkStar]

I'm looking for what to get with the Nike gift card

ik i was just making a joke about how I would have been able to help you preppy or skatermaxx

 

[Hoodpreet]

ik i was just making a joke about how I would have been able to help you preppy or skatermaxx

These mainly work for whites/white-passing ethnics, castizos, and Asians from what I've seen. For brown ethnics it's easier to pull off thugmaxx

 

[DarkStar]

These mainly work for whites/white-passing ethnics, castizos, and Asians from what I've seen. For most ethnics it's easier to pull off thugmaxx

Spot on

In fact, it worked better for me than skatermaxxing, I don't think that would surprise many though

 

[Hoodpreet]

Spot on

In fact, it worked better for me than skatermaxxing, I don't think that would surprise many though

The same observation I made applies to skatermaxxing as well as preppymaxxing. Well I've seen some blacks pull off skatermaxxing too but they had to go for that Odd Future type of look.

Tbh I'm a bit surprised preppy worked better for you than skatermaxxing, considering you're a stoner and all that. But I do also see how skatermaxxing might be more reserved for low-inhib type guys compared to preppymaxxing

 

[psyop]

Unfortunately nike.com in the US doesn't have the tn3s, and the vapormax tns are $210. They got the regular tns, dns, and tn drifts in all black though. You got a rec out of those three?

The drifts have some nice colourways but cuz you want something all black I’d say tns

 

[Hatred]

Air Force Ones