Because I'm 25 now boys
I make this pun every year on the forums on my birthday
I make this pun every year on the forums on my birthday
Basedlossus. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday brocel
Depressing. A lot of us are slowly creeping towards our 30's.
Happy birthday
Holy fuck man this is by far the most depressing shit I've read in the whole night. I'd like to add to the misery by pointing out the fact that there are sex havers reading this shit right now thinking you're a pathetic failure of a human being. Absolutely brutal.Because I'm 25 now boys
I make this pun every year on the forums on my birthday
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Have you never had a hug?
Happy birthday brocel.
Also, completely unrelated:
View: https://reddit.com/r/sex/comments/ocl5ui/never_had_sexadvice/
Also, completely unrelated:
View: https://reddit.com/r/sex/comments/ocl5ui/never_had_sexadvice/
Even when women are virgins (always extremely fat) they are courted by men and experience non penetatrive forms of sexuality.
Happy birthday
my mom made me a chocolate cake
nop
clearly she is my soulmate.
jk chad only sweaty
Because I'm 25 now boys
I make this pun every year on the forums on my birthday
Happy birthday brocelsI turned 30 last month as a KHHV wizard.
if a foid touch u then u will be touchful virgin
How do you manage to be touchless? Happy birthday btw
Obviously not, but two foids at work hug everybody on Christmas an new years eve. They were obviously repulsed to hug a subhuman such as myself because they leaned back during the hug. Both of them have big tits so I could feel their tits on my chest despite their efforts to prevent that. What do consider a touch ?are you randomly getting touched by foids?
Happy birthday
never have i related less to something in my life.
ive never been touched by a foid at all, but im happy for you i guess
Again, what do you consider a touch to begin with? If a foid cashier gives you change she is forced to touch your handnever have i related less to something in my life.
ive never been touched by a foid at all, but im happy for you i guess
What about shaking hands? Or a kiss on the cheek?i used contactless card, so cant even relate to that either
He's touchless dude touchless
This shit is retarded
ikr this greycel cant stop bragging pretty cringe
I think he has a point tho. You should unironically get a job and lose your touchness cardikr this greycel cant stop bragging pretty cringe
5 more years and you will have a dorm at your name in hogwarts.
Happy birthday man. Hope this year will treat you betterBecause I'm 25 now boys
I make this pun every year on the forums on my birthday
Happy birthday man. Hope this year will treat you better
if current year is anything to go by im not hopeful for improvement.
I'm right behind you buddy boyo.
I'm not laughing, I remember watching the first "American Pie" movie at the cinema as a 25 year old virgin and feeling like utter shit after.
I knew things weren't going to get better, but I was in denial, turning 30 was brutal but I "lol'd" when I saw some 40 yr old guy on a social anxiety forum make an essay on how depressed he was at still being a virgin. No way will I still be in the same place I am now in 10 years I thought.
But it came, and now I'm closer to 50 than 40. Maybe if I'd had more confidence and self-esteem I could have capitalized on a few rare chances.
I dunno if I could even get it up unless I took something to make me less nervous.
Maybe consider an escort so you don't end up like me at least. Though that route never appealed to me.
I knew things weren't going to get better, but I was in denial, turning 30 was brutal but I "lol'd" when I saw some 40 yr old guy on a social anxiety forum make an essay on how depressed he was at still being a virgin. No way will I still be in the same place I am now in 10 years I thought.
But it came, and now I'm closer to 50 than 40. Maybe if I'd had more confidence and self-esteem I could have capitalized on a few rare chances.
I dunno if I could even get it up unless I took something to make me less nervous.
Maybe consider an escort so you don't end up like me at least. Though that route never appealed to me.
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Just 5 years away from becoming a wizard like meBecause I'm 25 now boys
I make this pun every year on the forums on my birthday
>Bragging because a foid touched my hand during a business transactionikr this greycel cant stop bragging pretty cringe
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I’m turning touchless 25 in one month
congrats on another year of your miserable, wretched existence
happy birthday man
One year closer to death.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday man. I'm 25 too, life can only go worse from now
you are wrong OP if you are 25 years old you are still 24 years old tooBecause I'm 25 now boys
it's like if there are ten people in a room, there are also nine people in the room
Happy birthday brocel.
Happy birthday. Stay positive no matter what. People are born without limbs or born blind, born in third world countries where they can't afford two square meals.
I can relate to you but I'm not blackpilled yet. Find out some good copes. I have chosen video games, chess and coding.
I can relate to you but I'm not blackpilled yet. Find out some good copes. I have chosen video games, chess and coding.
Happy birthday man.Because I'm 25 now boys
I make this pun every year on the forums on my birthday
vidya has become less of a good cope so ive started growing some little flowers on my window side
Belated happy birthday brocel.
thanks
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