LifeFuel My pet Norwegian came in the mail today

[Deleted member 18214]

The only problem is it sits in a corner on its phone and doesn't talk. I tried poking it with a stick and I get no response, only a grunt. Such greed.

I might return it ngl, anyone know how to care for these things?

 

[ihaveno1]

whats the gender

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Cool

 

[Deleted member 18214]

whats the gender

toilet

 

[Unhappy-Man]

It probably has been trained to obey in Norwegian only.
What is Norwegian for suck and fuck?

 

[Deleted member 18214]

It probably has been trained to obey in Norwegian only.
What is Norwegian for suck and fuck?

Yeah true, I should brush up on my Norsk ngl.

Its to be my pet like a dog I guess

 

[Deleted member 23712]

toilet

Introduce it to your pen0r senor

 

[Deleted member 23682]

toilet

you need to get it drunk and bang it

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Introduce it to your pen0r senor

thats bestiality dude

 

[Deleted member 23712]

thats bestiality dude

U said you weren’t getting a dog

 

[Deleted member 18214]

U said you weren’t getting a dog

But its my pet dude, im not fucking my pet.

 

[ihaveno1]

toilet

its your pet, take away its phone this instant

 

[Deleted member 18214]

its your pet, take away its phone this instant

wtf will it play with then?

 

[Deleted member 23712]

Volcel if you wouldn’t

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Volcel if you wouldn’t

 

[ihaveno1]

wtf will it play with then?

you dont want to play with your own pet?

 

[Deleted member 18214]

you dont want to play with your own pet?

I might play fetch with it I guess

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

I'll be right over

 

[Deleted member 18214]

I'll be right over

Tbh I think she would appreciate some other animal friends to play with

 

[Yerberito]

I dont know how tbh

 

[Deleted member 18214]

I dont know how tbh

Very few people have pet Canadians tbf

 

[Deleted member 18515]

Cat?

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Cat?

no

 

[Yerberito]

Very few people have pet Canadians tbf

True

 

[Deleted member 18214]

True

Did I say pet Canadian? My brain is fucked lol

 

[Yerberito]

Did I say pet Canadian? My brain is fucked lol

Mine too

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Mine too