Venting My parents want me to leave the country

[anondump]

Ive been telling them im upset that i dont have a gf.
Well how about one of them or my brother or sister help me out?
Nope.
They think that i run the risk of going to prison if i dont get my way.
Theyre right.
Until i get what i want. A gf.
There is indeed a risk ill do something that will lead me to prison.
So they say its better i leave to another country where ill have better odds with foreign women.
Which theyre also right about.
My mom claims to be a christian.
Well i tell her, according to the bible im entitled to a gf.
It says so in genesis when man created eve so that he wouldnt be alone.
It also says that eve was a back stabbing bitch.

 

[ApoplecticRage]

Are you white? If so, your parents shouldn't be encouraging race mixing.

 

[Anonymous MG]

Eve damned men into this reality, or moreover Adam acting like a BX orbiter following Eve in her mistake.

 

[Rice Cel]

they going to help you with this endeavor?

 

[BlackOpsIIcel]

Didn't the bible encourage incest and stuff too? With Noahs family and so on?

 

[anondump]

they going to help you with this endeavor?

Yes, theres a catch though.
They want it to be cuba.
Still there is a 6 to 1 thot to male ratio there.
Is near impossible for me to fail.
Also i can live in a hotel with internet and ac.

 

[Rice Cel]

Yes, theres a catch though.
They want it to be cuba.
Still there is a 6 to 1 thot to male ratio there.
Is near impossible for me to fail.
Also i can live in a hotel with internet and ac.

thats not a bad deal

 

[Mixedcel]

Yes, theres a catch though.
They want it to be cuba.
Still there is a 6 to 1 thot to male ratio there.
Is near impossible for me to fail.
Also i can live in a hotel with internet and ac.

Really? That's so awesome! Oh man, you're one lucky-ass mofo. I'd do anything to get to Cuba with them sexy Latinas. I'd love to go to sleep every night between some Latina's warm, brown, soft buttcheeks. You'd live the life there, buddy. Do it! What can you lose?!

 

[Letmego]

Yes, theres a catch though.
They want it to be cuba.
Still there is a 6 to 1 thot to male ratio there.
Is near impossible for me to fail.
Also i can live in a hotel with internet and ac.

Go to the shittier places to find em too. Cuban women can be very vain.