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My luck strikes again: today was going to be the day I lose my virginity to an escort, but I woke up sick

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These last days there has been a chance but it is fucking -30 degrees Celsius, I am not going to bicycle in that temperature. I am still hawking a lot and some problems breathing STILL!
do you not have taxis in your area
 
its over for immunesystemcels
 
do you not have taxis in your area
I've never paid taxi in my life and never will (maybe in a foreign country, but not here). They are expensive. And it is too cold even with taxi.
You may have a perforated lung. Are you wheezy? If it is a mild perforation then it will heal. Rest will help.

Can you see a doctor for an examination?
X-rays or what they are should have been taken a long time ago, but is there any cure? If it was Covid-19, then there is no cure for it.
 
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You still have time.
Now that it's not too cold outside, there hasn't been any escorts and no-one even coming in the future. Maybe because of border restrictions and those that were here went back to their home countries for Christmas.

I failed to "escortcel" in 2021 even though I promised to myself that I will do it once per month (30 minutes) this year, 12 times in total. I promised that because in 2020 I failed to go also, despite browsing every day, I remember on the new year's eve last year almost going for one overpriced, subpar native escort, because she was the only one available at the end of last year and my last opportunity to do it in 2020, but I promised to go in 2021 as soon as acceptable one would come. But I did not. Actually tried to book two very good escorts early 2021, but was rejected by both, the other maybe wasn't a rejection, but did not reply due to lack of time/no free slots. She replied to me about a month later. The other one did not take anyone under certain age (I was over it), but rejected me, because she intended with the age limit that she met only men who had prior sexual experience and would not run the risk of attachment to her (she was a very, very good escort, dozens and dozens of reviews without a single complaint or negative thing from anyone to say about her).

My lungs have still not healed, and probably never will.
 
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Fakecel if you wouldn't risk coughing up a lung and puking on her back while fucking her bro.

You need to hold frame more.
 
Fakecel if you wouldn't risk coughing up a lung and puking on her back while fucking her bro.

You need to hold frame more.
I don't understand this message. I am not a fakecel, unfortunately. I don't want to infect escorts.

"hold frame more?" I don't understand.

After sending the above post, I noticed that I have at the moment an acne pimple in a very visible and bad place, it is in a bad place in terms of sex. And hurts when it would get touched and maybe produce a scar if it is broken now. So this alone prevents me from going for several days, and this same thing has prevented me multiple times already this year and the previous. I didn't eat even one piece of chocolate whole Christmas because of pimples I get from chocolate, but still this happens. Would be worse if I ate chocolate.

I am feeling very hopeless. And panicking because of my age, balding, already wrinkles on both sides of nose etc.
 
I don't understand this message. I am not a fakecel, unfortunately. I don't want to infect escorts.

"hold frame more?" I don't understand.
Just sarcasm and a joke bro
 
I am still having breathing problems. Constantly feel that I have too little oxygen, I open the window and try to breathe the cold air, but barely helps at all. I fucking need some kind of oxygen-treatment, but don't have access to. Non-emergency services are closed!

I am now pretty sure it was Covid-19, probably the alpha variant. I fear my lungs will never heal, it has not got any better for 2 months!

I have 2 thoughts about the vaccines I got: they fucked something up and caused this OR they saved my life. I am leaning on the first option. Because if my body would have had high temperature etc. normal defenses, this would not have happened. Now I had very, very serious lung condition, but because of the vaccines the sickness was partial and that's why my body did not know to fight the normal way.
 
Just when I a few days ago thought that I have finally fully recovered, I get infected literally the next day. One old man did not keep a distance, outhaled towards me in a queue and I had no room to make more distance between us because I stood next to a wall. Now several days later my lungs are sick again, head heavy, throat hurts etc. (he did not wear a mask, like 95 % percent do not wear here)
 
Just when I a few days ago thought that I have finally fully recovered, I get infected literally the next day. One old man did not keep a distance, outhaled towards me in a queue and I had no room to make more distance between us because I stood next to a wall. Now several days later my lungs are sick again, head heavy, throat hurts etc. (he did not wear a mask, like 95 % percent do not wear here)
have you seen an escort yet
 
what are you waiting for
Being healthy and having an opportunity at the same time. EDIT: Also, I am still not sure I will do it. I would want to get the HPV vaccine beforehand and it takes 6 months to get the 3 doses. But I don't have the courage to go ask for a prescription as a 32 year old virgin (the vaccine is only effective if one has had no sexual experience). Finnish guidelines specifically mention that the vaccine is useless for middle-aged men.
 
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I have had major breathing difficulty/lung feelings today (28.6.) and yesterday (27.6.2022). I decided that I have to go to doctor over this. There's probably no cure, but at least I want to see the lung pictures. It'll cost money (70-80 euros in the public sector) and there are long waiting times (could be months) and now is the peak summer holiday time and they don't have enough replacements, so it's even worse summer than normally. I had breathing problems last week also. I am very angry for the person responsible for my infection. I fear I won't ever recover from this and in any case, I lost a lot of time to this already. There is now an escort here who I would like to visit, which is rare. But I can't, for a couple of reasons.

I am pretty sure the Moderna Covid-19 vaccines broke something in my immune system. I was seriously ill, but only normal temperature. Usually I get 40 degrees.
 

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