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My luck strikes again: today was going to be the day I lose my virginity to an escort, but I woke up sick

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I had 3 chances: saturday, sunday, monday. I did not have the time on saturday, on sunday there were multiple football matches I wanted to watch, so I decided that I will go on monday, when the escort is her last day here. Come monday, I am sick! I rarely get sick. Even if I would have tried to conceal, she would have rejected me, because I am visible and audible sick at the moment, I would have been rejected for being sick. If the escort can't work even for a few days, that is a loss of several thousand euros at the very least. She only stays 2-3 days per location and is mostly fully booked from the morning to the evening.

Could be COVID-19, but I am not going to go being tested. If I am ordered to stay in quarantine for 14 days, I must break the law to go buy food, because I have no-one who could do it for me.

This escort at least does not come here again this year if ever, she published her tour locations for the rest of the year. There's no-one else at the moment or planning to come, who I could visit.
 
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AutisticMonstrosity said:
on sunday there were multiple football matches I wanted to watch, so I decided that I will go on monday, when the escort is her last day here.

You really chose watching a football match over losing your virginity?
Don't get me wrong, I like football too, but seriously...
 
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You really chose watching a football match over losing your virginity?
Don't get me wrong, I like football too, but seriously...
Yes, on sunday I also was visiting family and watched there partly. I basically all those 3 days woke up at midday and then I don't want to go when it's dark so I only had a few hours' window to go. Monday was the best day, but I got sick sunday evening. Today I have just lied in the bed until now that I started the computer.
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You really chose watching a football match over losing your virginity?
Don't get me wrong, I like football too, but seriously...
That sounds harsh put that way. If it was an opportunity to have non-paid sex and just in that time, I would have of course chosen it. Maybe even with this escort opportunity. But Monday was the best day for my schedule, so it was not a big thing to decide to do it then when I had full free day.

Now there's a one domestic escort coming in a week's time just for a one day (!!!), but she costs double. I am not interested. Besides, I don't want to reward traitorous native women, I rather spend even the same money on foreign woman.
 
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JUST FOUND OUT THERE'S A NEW ACCEPTABLE GIRL HERE FROM TODAY (WEDNESDAY) TO FRIDAY. I HOPE I RECOVER BY FRIDAY. Too bad I don't find her attractive. I'll go if I recover in time! I can't fucking delay this any more! I am running out of time, I am quite sick with maybe Covid now.

Also, my neighbours above had pre-sex/foreplay with loud giggling etc. Soon more sex, I dread. I think I heard one intercourse today already, but it was from different location, not from the bed above me.
 
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I can't get enough oxygen, I constantly open the window and try to inhale fresh, cold air. I can't mouth-inhale at all, it's just not possible, I have cough, my lungs are destroyed. Swallowing hurts/is difficult. If it is this bad after 2 Moderna vaccines (with much longer interval than the approved 3 weeks), I think I would have died from this without them, if this is the coronavirus. I may need to go to hospital to get more oxygen.

Above me someone went to shower at 2:30 AM and below me there's a foreigner man speaking English with two natives!!! Since some hours ago, at least. Still ongoing.

No way I can be healthy by Friday. I hope I get my lungs back.
 
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Nothing works, u might be corona ngl.
 
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AutisticMonstrosity said:
I had 3 chances: saturday, sunday, monday. I did not have the time on saturday, on sunday there were multiple football matches I wanted to watch, so I decided that I will go on monday, when the escort is her last day here. Come monday, I am sick! I rarely get sick. Even if I would have tried to conceal, she would have rejected me, because I am visible and audible sick at the moment, I would have been rejected for being sick. If the escort can't work even for a few days, that is a loss of several thousand euros at the very least. She only stays 2-3 days per location and is mostly fully booked from the morning to the evening.

Could be COVID-19, but I am not going to go being tested. If I am ordered to stay in quarantine for 14 days, I must break the law to go buy food, because I have no-one who could do it for me.

This escort at least does not come here again this year if ever, she published her tour locations for the rest of the year. There's no-one else at the moment or planning to come, who I could visit.
What his name?
 
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Yeah don't get tested, especially the ones they stick in your nose up near your brain. Will probably fuck you up eventually.
 
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Confirmed: I did not make it. I now have high temperature, head feels heavy, nose congested. My voice is non-existent... I haven't been this sick for a long time.
 
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Dude those escorts that think they are model superstars usually don't fuck very well. After escortceling for a while, if I had to choose, 10 out of 10 times I would choose a normie looking girl that knows what she is doing.
 
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I am more sick than ever in my life (and I've had pneumonia etc.). I still have normal temperature!!! Maybe the Moderna vaccines impacted my immune system. Usually I get 40 degrees and recover under 24 hours. Now this continues and continues and my temperature is below 36 Celsius degrees.
 
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AutisticMonstrosity said:
I am more sick than ever in my life (and I've had pneumonia etc.). I still have normal temperature!!! Maybe the Moderna vaccines impacted my immune system. Usually I get 40 degrees and recover under 24 hours. Now this continues and continues and my temperature is below 36 Celsius degrees.
y-you took moderna?

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kampman said:
You really chose watching a football match over losing your virginity?
tbh how can u fuck up so badly
 
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y-you took moderna?
Didn't have any say what vaccine...

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tbh how can u fuck up so badly
I did not know then that I will get sick.
 
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Didn't have any say what vaccine...


I did not know then that I will get sick.
Most of the time you won't be able to choose but from what I've noticed each city has a different vaxx
Cuck hometown was giving us Pfizer (which is by far the worst) so I just GTFO, then went to a different place and they had Sinovac which supposedly doesn't fuck with mRNA, but rather uses a dead virus and is more niche
 
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I could have slept from 9 PM or even from 6 PM. Because last night I only slept 3 hours because I had to wake up in the morning. Now it's 4:38 AM and haven't gone trying, despite super sleepy. I can't go to bed before my neighbours (they went a bit before 3 AM), because I dread lying in bed while they have sex and hearing it all. I haven't gone, because how am I supposed to breathe? My nose is fully clogged. Lungs hurt etc.
 
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Get well, man.
I also felt bad (fever-like symptoms) for a couple of days after getting the vaccine.
 
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Get well, man.
I also felt bad (fever-like symptoms) for a couple of days after getting the vaccine.
This is not from the vaccine. I got the second one in September.
 
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I've never been this sick this long as an adult. I ran out of toilet paper, barely have anything to eat, I must bicycle 10 kilometres in the winter to the nearest grocery store. Really bad thing to live alone without any help now.
 
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I don't get your hate on prostitutes; they are the only women I am able to have sex with, why would truecels like me hate them? Actually I do get your hate; you are fakecels/non-truecels/non-incels (per the usage of the word in this forum).
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BTW, I AM STILL SICK AND I STILL CAN'T EVEN CALL AN ESCORT, BECAUSE SHE WOULD INSTANTLY HEAR THAT I BARELY HAVE VOICE AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE I AM SICK. (NOT THAT THERE ARE ANY AT THE MOMENT.)
 
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There's one escort now here that I would consider, BUT I AM STILL coughing a lot, my voice is only half-back. I am not going to recover before she leaves in a few days' time. And she costs a bit more than the others.
 
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AutisticMonstrosity said:
I am more sick than ever in my life (and I've had pneumonia etc.). I still have normal temperature!!! Maybe the Moderna vaccines impacted my immune system. Usually I get 40 degrees and recover under 24 hours. Now this continues and continues and my temperature is below 36 Celsius degrees.
The vaccines lower your immunity with 5 to 6 times lower neutralizing antibodies.

 
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Confirmed: I did not make it. I now have high temperature, head feels heavy, nose congested. My voice is non-existent... I haven't been this sick for a long time.
I did not have high temperature, the feeling was from too much coughing and oxygen deficit.

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The vaccines lower your immunity with 5 to 6 times lower neutralizing antibodies.

How is this relevant?
 
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How is this relevant?
You get sick much easier
 
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Everybody getting vaccines that don't even work.
crazy world we live in.
I'm truecel and I don't support going to escorts. It's cucked to pay some foid just for having a vagege. It's also cucked to pay her for something she gives for free to handsome men.
Escortsex is also not real sex, so no point in investing there. You could stick your pee pee into microwaved ground meat and it would be the same experience.
But I'm not judging you, whatever floats your cope boat.
 
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Everybody getting vaccines that don't even work.
They work but in a different way....:feelsdevil:
 
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You get sick much easier
Did you even watch the video and understand it? Isn't he speaking about antibodies against Covid-19 and that antibodies drop as time goes on and boosters (he refers to the second dose as a "booster") are needed? Isn't the video from April? Difficult to know for sure, because of anglo-idiocy regarding the order of the numbers in dates.

I suspect my immune system is now weaker against non-Covid-19 infections, but stronger against Covid-19. I got Moderna two times.
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It's also cucked to pay her for something she gives for free to handsome men.
I am not handsome, what can I do then? I am not getting it freely. Should I stop buying food because some get it for free?

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You could stick your pee pee into microwaved ground meat and it would be the same experience.
what is that? I don't believe it would be the same experience. How can you even know since you never tried?

I have some money and if I die now, the state gets it. So before offing myself I should spend it. And what better way to spend it than pussy? It's not that I can enjoy anything anymore (except pussy). So spending it on any other copes would be waste also. I have new video-games waiting for me, but I have no ability to even play them, because I am sexually so deprived that I can't do and enjoy anything.
 
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I am still sick to a degree that an escort would reject me. But there aren't any at the moment. FUCK, I DID NOT LOSE IT IN 2021
 
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I am still sick to a degree that an escort would reject me. But there aren't any at the moment. FUCK, I DID NOT LOSE IT IN 2021
You still have time.
 
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AutisticMonstrosity said:
I had 3 chances: saturday, sunday, monday. I did not have the time on saturday, on sunday there were multiple football matches I wanted to watch, so I decided that I will go on monday, when the escort is her last day here. Come monday, I am sick! I rarely get sick. Even if I would have tried to conceal, she would have rejected me, because I am visible and audible sick at the moment, I would have been rejected for being sick. If the escort can't work even for a few days, that is a loss of several thousand euros at the very least. She only stays 2-3 days per location and is mostly fully booked from the morning to the evening.

Could be COVID-19, but I am not going to go being tested. If I am ordered to stay in quarantine for 14 days, I must break the law to go buy food, because I have no-one who could do it for me.

This escort at least does not come here again this year if ever, she published her tour locations for the rest of the year. There's no-one else at the moment or planning to come, who I could visit.
Why do you care about virginity? It won't increase chances getting a girl. Just embrace with it. You will thank me later
 
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oh my god lol, you are a 31-year-old man

oh waaaa she won't visit. so what?

plan a trip, take a train or fly to a bigger city ffs
 
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AutisticMonstrosity said:
on sunday there were multiple football matches I wanted to watch
You sound like me, this is exactly how I've spent my Sunday today. Major lifefuel tbh.

Hope you're feeling better now.
 
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You sound like me, this is exactly how I've spent my Sunday today. Major lifefuel tbh.

Hope you're feeling better now.
No, I am not. I was just at the beginning of writing a recap of what happened today when I saw this notification during my writing process. I watched Spain-Sweden only. And again during the second half above me long foreplay (heard movement in the bed, non-intercourse way), then steps away to get a condom, then steps back to the bed and the bed-entering sounds, then intercourse after that immediately or not, don't know, Zlatan just entered the pitch at the moment, I had volume quite high and tried to watch the game, just at the same time finally got strong feeling of needing to go defecate (would have ruined watching it in any case), tried to hold that (usually it comes in the morning, but my sleeping was how it was, later about it), shortish intercourse this time, very loud bed movement sounds and I hear the man also moan at his finish (the woman came just before him). Did not see Morata's goal, but rushed to see the replay of it. The game ruined by the two things. Just cried also. While sitting in the toilet. They went to shower and were in their bathroom while I was in mine and I heard them there, IT WAS BRUTAL. NEVER CAN MONEY PAY WHAT THEY EXPERIENCED THERE SHOWERING TOGETHER AND TALKING AND LAUGHING AND BEING RELAXED ETC. ETC. The man has deep, manly voice. I have monotonous, very high-pitched, autistic voice. Even if I was good-looking and had good skin and was tall, my voice alone would make me incel. Almost forgot: I watched Croatia-Russia also, but not the first 20 minutes or something. And in the second half only from the 59 minute onwards. I am so depressed that I miss 14 minutes (or something like this) from the start of the second half often, it just happens when everything is pain.

I am not feeling better, to the contrary very much. I might end things soon. I am not going to escorts (I have this feeling always after witnessing real sex, I want the genuine connection and closeness).

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plan a trip, take a train or fly to a bigger city ffs
richfag. Just globetrot, bro!

Rather than paying for travel and accommodation etc. better not to spend on those and save them for escorts. The prices are the same all over Finland. Better to wait that some come somewhere close. I am still debating whether it's worth spending the money just for the escort without any other expenses. It is super expensive as it is.
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richfag. Just globetrot, bro!

Rather than paying for travel and accommodation etc. better not to spend on those and save them for escorts. The prices are the same all over Finland. Better to wait that some come somewhere close. I am still debating whether it's worth spending the money just for the escort without any other expenses. It is super expensive as it is.
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still not 100% recovered, BTW

You're 31 you're telling me you can't buy a train ticket to Helsinki?
 
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You're 31 you're telling me you can't buy a train ticket to Helsinki?
I've never been to Helsinki. One-way travel would take the whole day. So I would need to stay overnight and travel back the next day. One visit's expenses would be multiplied. Also, I don't live anywhere close to train station. So I would need to take a long taxi trip. Taxis are very expensive here compared to other countries, all those taxi apps that you use are illegal. The most reasonable thing to do is to wait for an opportunity close enough. There are a few in the vicinity at the moment, but I would never consider them. My requirements: reviews allowed and positive reviews received. Kissing possible. That's it. I'll probably have to use a taxi anyway, because now it's winter and it's not practical to bicycle 50 km for this.
 
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Do you believe in devine intervention? Cause God might be trying to save you from getting a horrible STD.
 
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Do you believe in devine intervention? Cause God might be trying to save you from getting a horrible STD.
What horrible STD?
 
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I've never been to Helsinki. One-way travel would take the whole day. So I would need to stay overnight and travel back the next day. One visit's expenses would be multiplied. Also, I don't live anywhere close to train station. So I would need to take a long taxi trip. Taxis are very expensive here compared to other countries, all those taxi apps that you use are illegal. The most reasonable thing to do is to wait for an opportunity close enough. There are a few in the vicinity at the moment, but I would never consider them. My requirements: reviews allowed and positive reviews received. Kissing possible. That's it. I'll probably have to use a taxi anyway, because now it's winter and it's not practical to bicycle 50 km for this.
you really need to travel a bit more

it's fun

i've been to helsinki but only on a layover the airport so doesn't really count
 
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PPEcel said:
you really need to travel a bit more

it's fun

i've been to helsinki but only on a layover the airport so doesn't really count
I live so far away from everything that flying to other countries is a pain.

Travelling is expensive and soon much more so or even outright illegal/not possible because of climate change.

You haven't been to Helsinki, you were in Vantaa, the biggest immigrant shithole in Finland. There are kindergartens there that are majority non-Finnish children.
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Super-Gonorrhea
I'll look into that.
 
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I live so far away from everything that flying to other countries is a pain.

Travelling is expensive and soon much more so or even outright illegal/not possible because of climate change.

You haven't been to Helsinki, you were in Vantaa, the biggest immigrant shithole in Finland. There are kindergartens there that are majority non-Finnish children.

I'll look into that.
well i finally agree with you on something for once, fuck all the tree huggers

but seriously, you're 31, why don't you live closer to, well, everything?
 
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well i finally agree with you on something for once, fuck all the tree huggers

but seriously, you're 31, why don't you live closer to, well, everything?
You agree with me on what?

Incel trait: you live your whole life in the same village/town/city you were born.
 
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Incel trait: you live your whole life in the same village/town/city you were born.

Not at all
 
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PPEcel said:
Not at all
I bet this is an actual and legit incel trait. Does not apply to rich people like you. Ugly men tend to remain where they were born. Attractive and successfull men + women migrate to better places.
 
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No, I am not. I was just at the beginning of writing a recap of what happened today when I saw this notification during my writing process. I watched Spain-Sweden only. And again during the second half above me long foreplay (heard movement in the bed, non-intercourse way), then steps away to get a condom, then steps back to the bed and the bed-entering sounds, then intercourse after that immediately or not, don't know, Zlatan just entered the pitch at the moment, I had volume quite high and tried to watch the game, just at the same time finally got strong feeling of needing to go defecate (would have ruined watching it in any case), tried to hold that (usually it comes in the morning, but my sleeping was how it was, later about it), shortish intercourse this time, very loud bed movement sounds and I hear the man also moan at his finish (the woman came just before him). Did not see Morata's goal, but rushed to see the replay of it. The game ruined by the two things. Just cried also. While sitting in the toilet. They went to shower and were in their bathroom while I was in mine and I heard them there, IT WAS BRUTAL. NEVER CAN MONEY PAY WHAT THEY EXPERIENCED THERE SHOWERING TOGETHER AND TALKING AND LAUGHING AND BEING RELAXED ETC. ETC. The man has deep, manly voice. I have monotonous, very high-pitched, autistic voice. Even if I was good-looking and had good skin and was tall, my voice alone would make me incel. Almost forgot: I watched Croatia-Russia also, but not the first 20 minutes or something. And in the second half only from the 59 minute onwards. I am so depressed that I miss 14 minutes (or something like this) from the start of the second half often, it just happens when everything is pain.
Brutal. I also watched Croatia v Russia as well as Portugal v Serbia - both great games. It's a shame the qualifiers are over now, but all good things and all that...
 
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There is/was someone on Saturday and Sunday (way overweight, 30+ years old, no reviews, cheaper price than the standard, does kissing but not with every client (it would be interesting to see whether she would with me, probably not, my acne is horrible at the moment), but I woke up too late in the evening on Saturday and now I am going to sleep soon and I will wake up very late in the day, have to go to shopping then and then it is Inter-Napoli and then the day is over (not for me, but the escorts sleep at night like normal people). But as of some time ago today, I have breathing problems AGAIN, I have been sick exactly 4 weeks today!!!! I was fine already yesterday, now again I have breathing problems, like at the start.

And she does not allow messages, so I would need to call her, and my neighbours would hear.
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The OP reads 26., because it was over midnight that I sent it. On Monday I realised I was sick, but actually I had very bad breathing problems already on Sunday October 24:th.
 
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Dude just go to Helsinki lol
 
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These last days there has been a chance but it is fucking -30 degrees Celsius, I am not going to bicycle in that temperature. I am still hawking a lot and some problems breathing STILL!
 
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AutisticMonstrosity said:
These last days there has been a chance but it is fucking -30 degrees Celsius, I am not going to bicycle in that temperature. I am still hawking a lot and some problems breathing STILL!

You may have a perforated lung. Are you wheezy? If it is a mild perforation then it will heal. Rest will help.

Can you see a doctor for an examination?
 
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