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My luck strikes again: today was going to be the day I lose my virginity to an escort, but I woke up sick

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AutisticMonstrosity said:
These last days there has been a chance but it is fucking -30 degrees Celsius, I am not going to bicycle in that temperature. I am still hawking a lot and some problems breathing STILL!
do you not have taxis in your area
 
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its over for immunesystemcels
 
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PPEcel said:
do you not have taxis in your area
I've never paid taxi in my life and never will (maybe in a foreign country, but not here). They are expensive. And it is too cold even with taxi.
C&UNIX said:
You may have a perforated lung. Are you wheezy? If it is a mild perforation then it will heal. Rest will help.

Can you see a doctor for an examination?
X-rays or what they are should have been taken a long time ago, but is there any cure? If it was Covid-19, then there is no cure for it.
 
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kampman said:
You still have time.
Now that it's not too cold outside, there hasn't been any escorts and no-one even coming in the future. Maybe because of border restrictions and those that were here went back to their home countries for Christmas.

I failed to "escortcel" in 2021 even though I promised to myself that I will do it once per month (30 minutes) this year, 12 times in total. I promised that because in 2020 I failed to go also, despite browsing every day, I remember on the new year's eve last year almost going for one overpriced, subpar native escort, because she was the only one available at the end of last year and my last opportunity to do it in 2020, but I promised to go in 2021 as soon as acceptable one would come. But I did not. Actually tried to book two very good escorts early 2021, but was rejected by both, the other maybe wasn't a rejection, but did not reply due to lack of time/no free slots. She replied to me about a month later. The other one did not take anyone under certain age (I was over it), but rejected me, because she intended with the age limit that she met only men who had prior sexual experience and would not run the risk of attachment to her (she was a very, very good escort, dozens and dozens of reviews without a single complaint or negative thing from anyone to say about her).

My lungs have still not healed, and probably never will.
 
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Fakecel if you wouldn't risk coughing up a lung and puking on her back while fucking her bro.

You need to hold frame more.
 
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Sparrow's Song said:
Fakecel if you wouldn't risk coughing up a lung and puking on her back while fucking her bro.

You need to hold frame more.
I don't understand this message. I am not a fakecel, unfortunately. I don't want to infect escorts.

"hold frame more?" I don't understand.

After sending the above post, I noticed that I have at the moment an acne pimple in a very visible and bad place, it is in a bad place in terms of sex. And hurts when it would get touched and maybe produce a scar if it is broken now. So this alone prevents me from going for several days, and this same thing has prevented me multiple times already this year and the previous. I didn't eat even one piece of chocolate whole Christmas because of pimples I get from chocolate, but still this happens. Would be worse if I ate chocolate.

I am feeling very hopeless. And panicking because of my age, balding, already wrinkles on both sides of nose etc.
 
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AutisticMonstrosity said:
I don't understand this message. I am not a fakecel, unfortunately. I don't want to infect escorts.

"hold frame more?" I don't understand.
Just sarcasm and a joke bro
 
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AutisticMonstrosity said:
Above me someone went to shower at 2:30 AM and below me there's a foreigner man speaking English with two natives!!! Since some hours ago, at least. Still ongoing.
Cleanse yourself and be released from the burdens of good and evil.
AutisticMonstrosity said:
Even if I would have tried to conceal, she would have rejected me, because I am visible and audible sick at the moment, I would have been rejected for being sick.
I wish I could grasp your pain, truly you are suffering, neither do I pity nor envy you yet I feel your anguish.

I think you should accept it though, she probably would have had sex with you. You are just ascetic.
 
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