totalcel
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Are you a richcel?
I guess...this is what you get for filthy anal sex you degenerate homo
No , definitely not. Theres just nothing else to spend money on in my life.Are you a richcel?
Lucky you OP.
I wasted $300 on a downpayment for a one night with a legit prostitute (but very petite…and Vietnamese/Irish mix) woman in Nevada in 2017. I’m such a poorfag I cannot afford to travel to Nevada (brothel near Reno) just to wine and dine a prostitute before finally losing my virginity.
I guess I will die forever alone. I cannot risk going to jail with life-ruining mugshot on the internet for soliciting a woman who looks like a stereotypical streetwalker yet turn out to be an undercover cop.
FML.
Nah, not into dating apps and web sites. Even eHarmony rejected me over a decade ago.I'd try offering money to random girls on dating apps. On some dating apps you can send message before matching.
Definitely not a normie. Not a chance of physical touch without payment.Wow what a simp faggot. You sound like a normie too lmao the fuck are you doing on this forum?
It doesn't matter. Maybe edit your picture a little bit. Foids will do unspeakable things for money.Nah, not into dating apps and web sites. Even eHarmony rejected me over a decade ago.
I’m non-photogenic (uglycel) so I’m doomed to live a solitary life.
How old are you?Definitely not a normie. Not a chance of physical touch without payment.
I lost my virginity with this girl and had my first kiss there too...
I've held hands before though , at least something
23How old are you?
fucking fakecel, you made her squirt
Maybe being an incel isn’t so bad LOLI've found this girl on markt.de , which is like craigslist but erotic content or basically soliciting prostitution is allowed.
Ive offered 1k for a whole night , 17to11 and hundreds of interested women approached me , and while some of them are professional hookers this one is just a student trying to get by so I chose her.
Fast forward 8 nights with her we do anything without a rubber basically. Even vaginal sex , but I'm not yet allowed to cum inside that yet. So I don't want it because what's the point of sex if you have to interrupt it when it gets exciting ?
So I generally choose anal. She's really good at it ,cleans and preps herself well before we do it. We did it like 5 times already and she's very clean. Basically I stick a finger up her butt and it comes out smelling better than before lmao.
Not the 6th time though. We just started going a little faster in our anal Session , next thing you know she screams weirdly , in a way I've never heard before. She kinda lost control of her bowel movement and started squirting liquid shit all over my dick. The smell was terrible. I kept thrusting because the only thing that would be worse than getting shit on is to not cum ... She didn't tell me to stop either , so I kept going (I'd stop immediately if she told me to)
After a couple of seconds of jackhammering I came inside her and pulled out. Luckily she put towels below her so she didn't shit on the bed. That towel looked like a warzone though.
She turned around and saw the towel and immediately started crying and locked herself in the bathroom. She was so embarrassed
Luckily our hotel suite had two bathrooms so I went to the other one and started cleaning my dick... Man that thing was filthy... I spent a good 10 minutes scrubbing my dick and balls with all kinds of shampoos in those little bottles that are free in the hotels. Afterwards I believe I had the cleanest dick in the universe.
Anyways I went back to the bedroom and she was just sitting there still sobbing. She looked at me like she expected me to beat her up or something... I just rubbed her tears away and told her it's ok , it happens.
Just wanted to share lmao...
How often do you see her? Once a week?I've found this girl on markt.de , which is like craigslist but erotic content or basically soliciting prostitution is allowed.
Ive offered 1k for a whole night , 17to11 and hundreds of interested women approached me , and while some of them are professional hookers this one is just a student trying to get by so I chose her.
Fast forward 8 nights with her we do anything without a rubber basically. Even vaginal sex , but I'm not yet allowed to cum inside that yet. So I don't want it because what's the point of sex if you have to interrupt it when it gets exciting ?
So I generally choose anal. She's really good at it ,cleans and preps herself well before we do it. We did it like 5 times already and she's very clean. Basically I stick a finger up her butt and it comes out smelling better than before lmao.
Not the 6th time though. We just started going a little faster in our anal Session , next thing you know she screams weirdly , in a way I've never heard before. She kinda lost control of her bowel movement and started squirting liquid shit all over my dick. The smell was terrible. I kept thrusting because the only thing that would be worse than getting shit on is to not cum ... She didn't tell me to stop either , so I kept going (I'd stop immediately if she told me to)
After a couple of seconds of jackhammering I came inside her and pulled out. Luckily she put towels below her so she didn't shit on the bed. That towel looked like a warzone though.
She turned around and saw the towel and immediately started crying and locked herself in the bathroom. She was so embarrassed
Luckily our hotel suite had two bathrooms so I went to the other one and started cleaning my dick... Man that thing was filthy... I spent a good 10 minutes scrubbing my dick and balls with all kinds of shampoos in those little bottles that are free in the hotels. Afterwards I believe I had the cleanest dick in the universe.
Anyways I went back to the bedroom and she was just sitting there still sobbing. She looked at me like she expected me to beat her up or something... I just rubbed her tears away and told her it's ok , it happens.
Just wanted to share lmao...
Once every two weeks. Tomorrow againHow often do you see her? Once a week?
Do you think she will let you fuck her in her ass again?Once every two weeks. Tomorrow again
How did you find one that doesn't force you to wear a condom?I've found this girl on markt.de , which is like craigslist but erotic content or basically soliciting prostitution is allowed.
Ive offered 1k for a whole night , 17to11 and hundreds of interested women approached me , and while some of them are professional hookers this one is just a student trying to get by so I chose her.
Fast forward 8 nights with her we do anything without a rubber basically. Even vaginal sex , but I'm not yet allowed to cum inside that yet. So I don't want it because what's the point of sex if you have to interrupt it when it gets exciting ?
So I generally choose anal. She's really good at it ,cleans and preps herself well before we do it. We did it like 5 times already and she's very clean. Basically I stick a finger up her butt and it comes out smelling better than before lmao.
Not the 6th time though. We just started going a little faster in our anal Session , next thing you know she screams weirdly , in a way I've never heard before. She kinda lost control of her bowel movement and started squirting liquid shit all over my dick. The smell was terrible. I kept thrusting because the only thing that would be worse than getting shit on is to not cum ... She didn't tell me to stop either , so I kept going (I'd stop immediately if she told me to)
After a couple of seconds of jackhammering I came inside her and pulled out. Luckily she put towels below her so she didn't shit on the bed. That towel looked like a warzone though.
She turned around and saw the towel and immediately started crying and locked herself in the bathroom. She was so embarrassed
Luckily our hotel suite had two bathrooms so I went to the other one and started cleaning my dick... Man that thing was filthy... I spent a good 10 minutes scrubbing my dick and balls with all kinds of shampoos in those little bottles that are free in the hotels. Afterwards I believe I had the cleanest dick in the universe.
Anyways I went back to the bedroom and she was just sitting there still sobbing. She looked at me like she expected me to beat her up or something... I just rubbed her tears away and told her it's ok , it happens.
Just wanted to share lmao...
It's a requirement , and she knows.Do you think she will let you fuck her in her ass again?
I eventually just asked her to do anal without a condom after the sixth time or so meeting up.How did you find one that doesn't force you to wear a condom?
Still 23How old are you?
She wouldn't be embarrassed if he was a truecel.fucking fakecel, you made her squirt
She definitely would be more embarrassed if it happened to her with chadShe wouldn't be embarrassed if he was a truecel.
Pics or it didn't happenI've found this girl on markt.de , which is like craigslist but erotic content or basically soliciting prostitution is allowed.
Ive offered 1k for a whole night , 17to11 and hundreds of interested women approached me , and while some of them are professional hookers this one is just a student trying to get by so I chose her.
Fast forward 8 nights with her we do anything without a rubber basically. Even vaginal sex , but I'm not yet allowed to cum inside that yet. So I don't want it because what's the point of sex if you have to interrupt it when it gets exciting ?
So I generally choose anal. She's really good at it ,cleans and preps herself well before we do it. We did it like 5 times already and she's very clean. Basically I stick a finger up her butt and it comes out smelling better than before lmao.
Not the 6th time though. We just started going a little faster in our anal Session , next thing you know she screams weirdly , in a way I've never heard before. She kinda lost control of her bowel movement and started squirting liquid shit all over my dick. The smell was terrible. I kept thrusting because the only thing that would be worse than getting shit on is to not cum ... She didn't tell me to stop either , so I kept going (I'd stop immediately if she told me to)
After a couple of seconds of jackhammering I came inside her and pulled out. Luckily she put towels below her so she didn't shit on the bed. That towel looked like a warzone though.
She turned around and saw the towel and immediately started crying and locked herself in the bathroom. She was so embarrassed
Luckily our hotel suite had two bathrooms so I went to the other one and started cleaning my dick... Man that thing was filthy... I spent a good 10 minutes scrubbing my dick and balls with all kinds of shampoos in those little bottles that are free in the hotels. Afterwards I believe I had the cleanest dick in the universe.
Anyways I went back to the bedroom and she was just sitting there still sobbing. She looked at me like she expected me to beat her up or something... I just rubbed her tears away and told her it's ok , it happens.
Just wanted to share lmao...
It's only in Germany but you can do the same anywhere. Or approach random women online with this offer.Is this website only in Germany?
No one can , that's why I'm here.Do you think she can fall in love with you ?
I can fuck her pussy , i just cant cum inside which makes the whole thing pointless for me.Well that's shitty, maybe you could use this as an excuse to fuck her pussy next time instead? You've both had a bonding experience now so she might trust you more.
Oh yes that's what I meant, tell her you still want to see her but try and weasel your way into cumming in her pussy instead, I doubt she wants to risk poo poo again.I can fuck her pussy , i just cant cum inside which makes the whole thing pointless for me.
Dude anal is better than pussy and you're already having it so why bother ?I can fuck her pussy , i just cant cum inside which makes the whole thing pointless for me.
But you said she felt embarrassed when she pooped, which makes me believe she's capable of true love so why not ? And if a woman is having sex with a same man for very long period of time I think at the very least they will develop compassion which could lead to love.No one can , that's why I'm here.
She already did "risk it" , I'm in there every single time.Oh yes that's what I meant, tell her you still want to see her but try and weasel your way into cumming in her pussy instead, I doubt she wants to risk poo poo again.
She felt embarrassed because she didn't know how I would react. What if I threw her out then and there ? I'm sure some men would be disgusted enough to do that. The only thing she was thinking about is the money.But you said she felt embarrassed when she pooped, which makes me believe she's capable of true love so why not ? And if a woman is having sex with a same man for very long period of time I think at the very least they will develop compassion which could lead to love.
Damn! What a predictable money seeking bitch. You should stop visiting her.She felt embarrassed because she didn't know how I would react. What if I threw her out then and there ? I'm sure some men would be disgusted enough to do that. The only thing she was thinking about is the money.
I already asked her if she wants to see me for free one time , on my birthday which is soon. She said no.
My money is currently drying up so it looks like I'll spend this birthday alone. Like the 8 birthdays before that.
I literally spent 10k on her. More like 12k if you include hotel and food costs.Damn! What a predictable money seeking bitch. You should stop visiting her.
I still wish you a happy birthday!
MuahahahHHahahHHahHHahHHahahHahah *sharpens axe in a videogame*It's only in Germany but you can do the same anywhere. Or approach random women online with this offer.
The only thing that keeps most women from jumping on an offer like this is the risk to run into an axe murderer. But I think 99% of us aren't that.
I did and its worth it. 18 hours whatever I want. Getting treated like a king , my cock and balls licked and sucked on command by a 8,5/10 girl.
Look at the prices for professional escorts. What I get is a bargain.
Obviously Chad gets all of this , and more, for free ... But whatever
It's worth it , but you'll get hooked.18 hours for $1000 is a bargain, that works out to just over $50 per hour. I need to save up so I can also get an experience like that
imagine being a woman and this is ur life, so so easyI literally spent 10k on her. More like 12k if you include hotel and food costs.
I honestly think she's bluffing. No fucking way she won't show up. She got 2 weeks to reconsider before my bday.
Yes , so much this.imagine being a woman and this is ur life, so so easy