My escort shitted all over my dick

[Truckcel]

I've found this girl on markt.de , which is like craigslist but erotic content or basically soliciting prostitution is allowed.

Ive offered 1k for a whole night , 17to11 and hundreds of interested women approached me , and while some of them are professional hookers this one is just a student trying to get by so I chose her.

Fast forward 8 nights with her we do anything without a rubber basically. Even vaginal sex , but I'm not yet allowed to cum inside that yet. So I don't want it because what's the point of sex if you have to interrupt it when it gets exciting ?

So I generally choose anal. She's really good at it ,cleans and preps herself well before we do it. We did it like 5 times already and she's very clean. Basically I stick a finger up her butt and it comes out smelling better than before lmao.

Not the 6th time though. We just started going a little faster in our anal Session , next thing you know she screams weirdly , in a way I've never heard before. She kinda lost control of her bowel movement and started squirting liquid shit all over my dick. The smell was terrible. I kept thrusting because the only thing that would be worse than getting shit on is to not cum ... She didn't tell me to stop either , so I kept going (I'd stop immediately if she told me to)

After a couple of seconds of jackhammering I came inside her and pulled out. Luckily she put towels below her so she didn't shit on the bed. That towel looked like a warzone though.

She turned around and saw the towel and immediately started crying and locked herself in the bathroom. She was so embarrassed

Luckily our hotel suite had two bathrooms so I went to the other one and started cleaning my dick... Man that thing was filthy... I spent a good 10 minutes scrubbing my dick and balls with all kinds of shampoos in those little bottles that are free in the hotels. Afterwards I believe I had the cleanest dick in the universe.

Anyways I went back to the bedroom and she was just sitting there still sobbing. She looked at me like she expected me to beat her up or something... I just rubbed her tears away and told her it's ok , it happens.

Just wanted to share lmao...

 

[Linesnap99]

i would burn the bed.
and you just made her cum shit.

 

[Truckcel]

i would burn the bed.
and you just made her cum shit.

The bed was thankfully clean... That wouldve been interesting to explain to housekeeping...

I still don't know where she took that towel though... I think she took it home lmao

 

[Undervalued]

How much liquid shit came out was the whole towel soaked.

 

[Linesnap99]

The bed was thankfully clean... That wouldve been interesting to explain to housekeeping...

I still don't know where she took that towel though... I think she took it home lmao

I think i will pass out if i saw shit on my dick.

 

[Linesnap99]

How much liquid shit came out was the whole towel soaked.

making me puke. shit is not hot. pussy juice is.

 

[Truckcel]

How much liquid shit came out was the whole towel soaked.

No , think of dalmatian dogs. That pattern

 

[Linesnap99]

can I taste this shit liquid sir? (in video game)

no, that will make you a scat fag

 

[Truckcel]

no, that will make you a scat fag

I joked to her that some people would pay extra for that lmao

 

[Truckcel]

fuck I thought that you are turkish kanak cel but know I have just noticed that you are truck cel

Im truckcel , not turkcel lmao

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Ok

 

[nice_try]

 

[Truckcel]

Nigga you paid $1000 for a roastie?

I did and its worth it. 18 hours whatever I want. Getting treated like a king , my cock and balls licked and sucked on command by a 8,5/10 girl.

Look at the prices for professional escorts. What I get is a bargain.

Obviously Chad gets all of this , and more, for free ... But whatever

 

[Deleted member 9758]

Im truckcel , not turkcel lmao

You’re a truck driver? How is that? Seems like a comfy af job.

 

[ethniccel1]

Why do you even waste your time ass fcuking?

Just stick it in her pussy and when it is time to cum let her blow you or fap your dick or whatever

 

[Truckcel]

You’re a truck driver? How is that? Seems like a comfy af job.

It is , I love it. But that's why I have no chance of ever ascending. I'm never fucking home. Every second weekend only.

 

[Truckcel]

Why do you even waste your time ass fcuking?

Just stick it in her pussy and when it is time to cum let her blow you or fap your dick or whatever

Because it feels just like pussy but like 20% tighter.

Also nothing is worse than pulling out and changing what you're doing while you're actively nutting...

I ain't fucking anything I cant cum in. No way.

 

[Deleted member 9758]

It is , I love it. But that's why I have no chance of ever ascending. I'm never fucking home. Every second weekend only.

Yeah that’s the only thing stopping me from becoming one. What are the hours like?
but still, such a comfy fucking job, just driving around and daydreaming.

 

[Truckcel]

Yeah that’s the only thing stopping me from becoming one. What are the hours like?
but still, such a comfy fucking job, just driving around and daydreaming.

What hours are like depends on what branch you work in. Theres many different things to haul.

 

[Deleted member 9758]

What hours are like depends on what branch you work in. Theres many different things to haul.

Well what hours do you work? I assume it pays decent too if you fuck 1k escorts

 

[Deleted member 3129]

Nigga you paid $1000 for a roastie?

 

[Truckcel]

Well what hours do you work? I assume it pays decent too if you fuck 1k escorts

Probably around 200 hours. Most of which aren't even spent driving , but just sitting and waiting. Doing whatever I want.

 

[ethniccel1]

Because it feels just like pussy but like 20% tighter.

Also nothing is worse than pulling out and changing what you're doing while you're actively nutting...

I ain't fucking anything I cant cum in. No way.

As long as you happy then its all good. For me I could never enjoy ass fcuking and my dicking stinking of shit. My hey each to his own aint it.

 

[Truckcel]

As long as you happy then its all good. For me I could never enjoy ass fcuking and my dicking stinking of shit. My hey each to his own aint it.

That's the point though. Usually her ass is clean as fuck. Not this time though

 

[ethniccel1]

That's the point though. Usually her ass is clean as fuck. Not this time though

Well she is human. She could have been clean when you started fcuking but during your session the call of nature took its course and it just so happened at that point that she would have had to go take a shit.

 

[Deleted member 40785]

I did and its worth it. 18 hours whatever I want. Getting treated like a king , my cock and balls licked and sucked on command by a 8,5/10 girl.

Look at the prices for professional escorts. What I get is a bargain.

Obviously Chad gets all of this , and more, for free ... But whatever

based tbh. Escortcelling is lifefuel for me

 

[Truckcel]

Well she is human. She could have been clean when you started fcuking but during your session the call of nature took its course and it just so happened at that point that she would have had to go take a shit.

That's exactly what happened.

I'd be fucking her pussy if I was allowed to nut inside that , but not yet. I'll get there eventually.

No condom but no nut either, so I don't want it.

 

[Truckcel]

based tbh. Escortcelling is lifefuel for me

Escortceling is life fuel , but what I feel like afterwards is suifuel times 1000

 

[ethniccel1]

You spend 1000$ every night you with her?

 

[Deleted member 40785]

Escortceling is life fuel , but what I feel like afterwards is suifuel times 1000

why? I dont think you should feel guilty about, arrainge marriage, rape and brothels was how men fucked women since the dawn of civilisation.

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[Truckcel]

You spend 1000$ every night you with her?

Yes. Sounds like much but what I get makes it fucking worth.

I get like 5 to 7 nuts in , and she sucks that dick as long as I want. How I want too...

We once went crazy and did it till like 5am ....

And she kinda seems into it to. Definitely doesn't feel like she doesn't want to be there like i heard others tell me about their experience with professional escorts.

 

[ethniccel1]

Yes. Sounds like much but what I get makes it fucking worth.

I get like 5 to 7 nuts in , and she sucks that dick as long as I want. How I want too...

We once went crazy and did it till like 5am ....

And she kinda seems into it to. Definitely doesn't feel like she doesn't want to be there like i heard others tell me about their experience with professional escorts.

how old is this bitch that you fcuking?

 

[Truckcel]

how old is this bitch that you fcuking?

She's 20. Bosnian roots , looks like a pretty Turkish girl. Probably 8,5/10. Boobs on the smaller side but nice butt.

Very submissive and does as shes told. At least when money is involved.

I think she kinda became financially dependent on me because she legit treats me like a god when I'm there. Even when not actively engaged in something sexual she still kinda caresses me , strokes my chin and gives me massages and shit... At this point I don't even have to tell her what I want to do , she just kind of reads my mind

 

[ethniccel1]

pay 500

She's 20. Bosnian roots , looks like a pretty Turkish girl. Probably 8,5/10. Boobs on the smaller side but nice butt.

Very submissive and does as shes told. At least when money is involved.

I think she kinda became financially dependent on me because she legit treats me like a god when I'm there. Even when not actively engaged in something sexual she still kinda caresses me , strokes my chin and gives me massages and shit... At this point I don't even have to tell her what I want to do , she just kind of reads my mind

pay 500 a night. Just say your hours were cut

 

[Truckcel]

pay 500

pay 500 a night. Just say your hours were cut

That wouldnt work. She's not stupid.

 

[ethniccel1]

That wouldnt work. She's not stupid.

drop da bitch and get a new one

 

[Truckcel]

drop da bitch and get a new one

I could. And she knows. Thats why she treats me like she does. And I appreciate that a lot so I'll stay with her for now.

 

[ethniccel1]

I could. And she knows. Thats why she treats me like she does. And I appreciate that a lot so I'll stay with her for now.

there are others just like who will do the same for 500$

 

[Oroborus]

(I'd stop immediately if she told me to)

Of course you would, escortcuck

 

[Truckcel]

there are others just like who will do the same for 500$

Yeah , ugly ones. I think 1k for 18 hours is just fine.

 

[Truckcel]

Of course you would, escortcuck

I just really don't want to go to prison lmao

 

[Deleted member 9758]

Probably around 200 hours. Most of which aren't even spent driving , but just sitting and waiting. Doing whatever I want.

200 hours a month?

 

[Truckcel]

200 hours a month?

what else? There aren't 200 hours in a week dumbass

 

[Deleted member 9758]

what else? There aren't 200 hours in a week dumbass

idk, could be 2, 3weeks? Usually people say how many hours they work per week, not per month. What kinda weird shit is that? Calm down shitdick

 

[Linky Love]

 

[Truckcel]

idk, could be 2, 3weeks? Usually people say how many hours they work per week, not per month. What kinda weird shit is that? Calm down shitdick

I've heard both tbh. What I definitely didn't hear is people telling others how much they work within 2 or 3 weeks.

 

[Pixycel]

 

[allDead]

I just rubbed her tears away and told her it's ok , it happens.

That is so fucking gay man. I'm sorry lol.

 

[Truckcel]

That is so fucking gay man. I'm sorry lol.

What should I do lmao? She didn't do it on purpose. She was clearly very embarrassed

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I've found this girl on markt.de , which is like craigslist but erotic content or basically soliciting prostitution is allowed.

Ive offered 1k for a whole night , 17to11 and hundreds of interested women approached me , and while some of them are professional hookers this one is just a student trying to get by so I chose her.

Fast forward 8 nights with her we do anything without a rubber basically. Even vaginal sex , but I'm not yet allowed to cum inside that yet. So I don't want it because what's the point of sex if you have to interrupt it when it gets exciting ?

So I generally choose anal. She's really good at it ,cleans and preps herself well before we do it. We did it like 5 times already and she's very clean. Basically I stick a finger up her butt and it comes out smelling better than before lmao.

Not the 6th time though. We just started going a little faster in our anal Session , next thing you know she screams weirdly , in a way I've never heard before. She kinda lost control of her bowel movement and started squirting liquid shit all over my dick. The smell was terrible. I kept thrusting because the only thing that would be worse than getting shit on is to not cum ... She didn't tell me to stop either , so I kept going (I'd stop immediately if she told me to)

After a couple of seconds of jackhammering I came inside her and pulled out. Luckily she put towels below her so she didn't shit on the bed. That towel looked like a warzone though.

She turned around and saw the towel and immediately started crying and locked herself in the bathroom. She was so embarrassed

Luckily our hotel suite had two bathrooms so I went to the other one and started cleaning my dick... Man that thing was filthy... I spent a good 10 minutes scrubbing my dick and balls with all kinds of shampoos in those little bottles that are free in the hotels. Afterwards I believe I had the cleanest dick in the universe.

Anyways I went back to the bedroom and she was just sitting there still sobbing. She looked at me like she expected me to beat her up or something... I just rubbed her tears away and told her it's ok , it happens.

Just wanted to share lmao...

this is what you get for filthy anal sex you degenerate homo