Are you a richcel?
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I guess...
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No , definitely not. Theres just nothing else to spend money on in my life.Are you a richcel?
Lucky you OP.
I wasted $300 on a downpayment for a one night with a legit prostitute (but very petite…and Vietnamese/Irish mix) woman in Nevada in 2017. I’m such a poorfag I cannot afford to travel to Nevada (brothel near Reno) just to wine and dine a prostitute before finally losing my virginity.
I guess I will die forever alone. I cannot risk going to jail with life-ruining mugshot on the internet for soliciting a woman who looks like a stereotypical streetwalker yet turn out to be an undercover cop.
FML.
I wasted $300 on a downpayment for a one night with a legit prostitute (but very petite…and Vietnamese/Irish mix) woman in Nevada in 2017. I’m such a poorfag I cannot afford to travel to Nevada (brothel near Reno) just to wine and dine a prostitute before finally losing my virginity.
I guess I will die forever alone. I cannot risk going to jail with life-ruining mugshot on the internet for soliciting a woman who looks like a stereotypical streetwalker yet turn out to be an undercover cop.
FML.
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Lucky you OP.
I wasted $300 on a downpayment for a one night with a legit prostitute (but very petite…and Vietnamese/Irish mix) woman in Nevada in 2017. I’m such a poorfag I cannot afford to travel to Nevada (brothel near Reno) just to wine and dine a prostitute before finally losing my virginity.
I guess I will die forever alone. I cannot risk going to jail with life-ruining mugshot on the internet for soliciting a woman who looks like a stereotypical streetwalker yet turn out to be an undercover cop.
FML.
I'd try offering money to random girls on dating apps. On some dating apps you can send message before matching.
Wow what a simp faggot. You sound like a normie too lmao the fuck are you doing on this forum?
Nah, not into dating apps and web sites. Even eHarmony rejected me over a decade ago.
I’m non-photogenic (uglycel) so I’m doomed to live a solitary life.
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Definitely not a normie. Not a chance of physical touch without payment.
I lost my virginity with this girl and had my first kiss there too...
I've held hands before though , at least something
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It doesn't matter. Maybe edit your picture a little bit. Foids will do unspeakable things for money.
How old are you?
Tales from the simping..
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Maybe being an incel isn’t so bad LOL
Good for you, if you're getting the sex and validation what's more to ask for. Hell you're getting those from a pretty girl, 1000 a night seem insane to me as i could live half a year with that money. But that's the life of 3rd world.
The most i could go would be probably $200, and that's streching it.
The most i could go would be probably $200, and that's streching it.
How often do you see her? Once a week?
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Once every two weeks. Tomorrow again
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Do you think she will let you fuck her in her ass again?Once every two weeks. Tomorrow again
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How old are you?
How did you find one that doesn't force you to wear a condom?
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It's a requirement , and she knows.
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I eventually just asked her to do anal without a condom after the sixth time or so meeting up.
She's well aware of my incel status so the only STDs I could possibly have are hers. But she's clean so that fine too.
Another two times passed and she randomly offered to fuck her pussy without a condom
. I don't know why. But I cant cum inside so I don't want it.
Of course I tried but somehow the thought of sex without finishing inside doesn't make any sense to me. Thats why I want anal.
She told me she doesn't use ANY birth control which obviously is major bullshit , so it's only a matter of time before she offers to creampie her.
She knows the reason why I don't like her pussy as much , and it's obvious that she tries to please me so she'll offer that next.
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She wouldn't be embarrassed if he was a truecel.
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She definitely would be more embarrassed if it happened to her with chadShe wouldn't be embarrassed if he was a truecel.
Pics or it didn't happen
I can get shitted on for free.
Butt not in a fun way
Butt not in a fun way
Is this website only in Germany?
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Do you think she can fall in love with you ?
Well that's shitty, maybe you could use this as an excuse to fuck her pussy next time instead? You've both had a bonding experience now so she might trust you more.
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It's only in Germany but you can do the same anywhere. Or approach random women online with this offer.
The only thing that keeps most women from jumping on an offer like this is the risk to run into an axe murderer. But I think 99% of us aren't that.
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No one can , that's why I'm here.
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I can fuck her pussy , i just cant cum inside which makes the whole thing pointless for me.
Oh yes that's what I meant, tell her you still want to see her but try and weasel your way into cumming in her pussy instead, I doubt she wants to risk poo poo again.
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Dude anal is better than pussy and you're already having it so why bother ?
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But you said she felt embarrassed when she pooped, which makes me believe she's capable of true love so why not ? And if a woman is having sex with a same man for very long period of time I think at the very least they will develop compassion which could lead to love.
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She already did "risk it" , I'm in there every single time.
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She felt embarrassed because she didn't know how I would react. What if I threw her out then and there ? I'm sure some men would be disgusted enough to do that. The only thing she was thinking about is the money.
I already asked her if she wants to see me for free one time , on my birthday which is soon. She said no.
My money is currently drying up so it looks like I'll spend this birthday alone. Like the 8 birthdays before that.
just get chronic nephritis theory.
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Damn! What a predictable money seeking bitch. You should stop visiting her.
I still wish you a happy birthday!
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I literally spent 10k on her. More like 12k if you include hotel and food costs.
I honestly think she's bluffing. No fucking way she won't show up. She got 2 weeks to reconsider before my bday.
MuahahahHHahahHHahHHahHHahahHahah *sharpens axe in a videogame*
if that continues you will be a kidneycel.
18 hours for $1000 is a bargain, that works out to just over $50 per hour. I need to save up so I can also get an experience like that
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It's worth it , but you'll get hooked.
imagine being a woman and this is ur life, so so easy
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Yes , so much this.
wow this sounds amazing, jealous
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