My escort shitted all over my dick

[Ellsworth]

Tbh this wouldn’t bother me that much. I mean, if I’m fucking her ass, it’s a known risk.

 

[Lonely4Ever]

Pictures or it didn't even happen

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

just rubbed her tears away and told her it's ok , it happens.

Cuck

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

I've found this girl on markt.de , which is like craigslist but erotic content or basically soliciting prostitution is allowed.

Ive offered 1k for a whole night , 17to11 and hundreds of interested women approached me , and while some of them are professional hookers this one is just a student trying to get by so I chose her.

Fast forward 8 nights with her we do anything without a rubber basically. Even vaginal sex , but I'm not yet allowed to cum inside that yet. So I don't want it because what's the point of sex if you have to interrupt it when it gets exciting ?

So I generally choose anal. She's really good at it ,cleans and preps herself well before we do it. We did it like 5 times already and she's very clean. Basically I stick a finger up her butt and it comes out smelling better than before lmao.

Not the 6th time though. We just started going a little faster in our anal Session , next thing you know she screams weirdly , in a way I've never heard before. She kinda lost control of her bowel movement and started squirting liquid shit all over my dick. The smell was terrible. I kept thrusting because the only thing that would be worse than getting shit on is to not cum ... She didn't tell me to stop either , so I kept going (I'd stop immediately if she told me to)

After a couple of seconds of jackhammering I came inside her and pulled out. Luckily she put towels below her so she didn't shit on the bed. That towel looked like a warzone though.

She turned around and saw the towel and immediately started crying and locked herself in the bathroom. She was so embarrassed

Luckily our hotel suite had two bathrooms so I went to the other one and started cleaning my dick... Man that thing was filthy... I spent a good 10 minutes scrubbing my dick and balls with all kinds of shampoos in those little bottles that are free in the hotels. Afterwards I believe I had the cleanest dick in the universe.

Anyways I went back to the bedroom and she was just sitting there still sobbing. She looked at me like she expected me to beat her up or something... I just rubbed her tears away and told her it's ok , it happens.

Just wanted to share lmao...

I hope you get stds and die

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

Why do you even waste your time ass fcuking?

Just stick it in her pussy and when it is time to cum let her blow you or fap your dick or whatever

This

 

[Truckcel]

Tbh this wouldn’t bother me that much. I mean, if I’m fucking her ass, it’s a known risk.

It didn't bother me , just wanted to share this funny story.

 

[Truckcel]

I hope you get stds and die

Thanks man , I'll check if I have AIDS

 

[Truckcel]

This

I cant cum from either of those things.

Only anal or my hand does it.

This is what porn does to you, if you don't need porn because you have women around you're going to be much more sensitive and able to cum easy.

Premature cumming is a Chad issue

 

[iamnotlegendiamjohn]

thats nice of you to make sure shes okay

I've found this girl on markt.de , which is like craigslist but erotic content or basically soliciting prostitution is allowed.

Ive offered 1k for a whole night , 17to11 and hundreds of interested women approached me , and while some of them are professional hookers this one is just a student trying to get by so I chose her.

Fast forward 8 nights with her we do anything without a rubber basically. Even vaginal sex , but I'm not yet allowed to cum inside that yet. So I don't want it because what's the point of sex if you have to interrupt it when it gets exciting ?

So I generally choose anal. She's really good at it ,cleans and preps herself well before we do it. We did it like 5 times already and she's very clean. Basically I stick a finger up her butt and it comes out smelling better than before lmao.

Not the 6th time though. We just started going a little faster in our anal Session , next thing you know she screams weirdly , in a way I've never heard before. She kinda lost control of her bowel movement and started squirting liquid shit all over my dick. The smell was terrible. I kept thrusting because the only thing that would be worse than getting shit on is to not cum ... She didn't tell me to stop either , so I kept going (I'd stop immediately if she told me to)

After a couple of seconds of jackhammering I came inside her and pulled out. Luckily she put towels below her so she didn't shit on the bed. That towel looked like a warzone though.

She turned around and saw the towel and immediately started crying and locked herself in the bathroom. She was so embarrassed

Luckily our hotel suite had two bathrooms so I went to the other one and started cleaning my dick... Man that thing was filthy... I spent a good 10 minutes scrubbing my dick and balls with all kinds of shampoos in those little bottles that are free in the hotels. Afterwards I believe I had the cleanest dick in the universe.

Anyways I went back to the bedroom and she was just sitting there still sobbing. She looked at me like she expected me to beat her up or something... I just rubbed her tears away and told her it's ok , it happens.

Just wanted to share lmao...

 

[iamnotlegendiamjohn]

I could. And she knows. Thats why she treats me like she does. And I appreciate that a lot so I'll stay with her for now.

nvm

 

[Deleted member 41061]

hahahahaahahha

 

[Deleted member 41061]

YOU ARE FUCKIN BEST HAHAHAHAHAA NIGGGA

 

[Deleted member 41061]

Anyways I went back to the bedroom and she was just sitting there still sobbing. She looked at me like she expected me to beat her up or something... I just rubbed her tears away and told her it's ok , it happens.

You should bitten her up but mane hahahahah what the fuck you are king