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TeeHee My counselor asked me today what would stop me from legal trouble.

Grotesque

Grotesque

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I told him all females being gone from my existence.

He then had an extremely concerned look on his face.

Remember me if I'm locked up again, fam.
 
Mind me asking why do you even bother with therapy? Everyone here knows its a huge scam
 
Locked up AGAIN?
 
I'm forced to due to my therapists pressing charges on me a bunch of times.
You did bad things to therapists so they make you see even more therapists?
 
You did bad things to therapists so they make you see even more therapists?
The logic is outstanding, I know.

At least they stopped referring me to females after the 6th time.
 
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At least they stopped referring me to females after the 6th time.
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I told him all females being gone from my existence.

He then had an extremely concerned look on his face.

Remember me if I'm locked up again, fam.

Nice one, females cause indeed a lot of troubles. I'm convinced he knows that deep down, but he's in denial.
 
Nice one, females cause indeed a lot of troubles. I'm convinced he knows that deep down, but he's in denial.
No, he really really does not.

He's a Paki with an ugly white wife that LOOOOVES TO TRAAAAVEL, show off useless shit she buys on Instagram, and note how multicultural and unique she is.
 
why did you tell him that
do you want to get locked up
 
What would happen if you pretended to 'improve'?
 
lol I triggered mine last week by saying I find teenagers more attractive than cunts my age.
 
I'm forced to due to my therapists pressing charges on me a bunch of times.
Are you Steve Katsikaris from Ryerson University who was being targeted by Dr. Brooke Hogarth for nightmares?
 
I was originally forced to go because I bought a gun and was too stupid to shoot myself.

I always do, saying like I want to be a good wageslave and all that. I might not need to, but I'll play along to keep my NEETbux.

You have nothing to lose by pretending to be mute. Just go completely selectively mute like an autist and see how they react IMO
 
You have nothing to lose by pretending to be mute. Just go completely selectively mute like an autist and see how they react IMO
I've seen other patients do that, and it doesn't seem to work. I don't think it's best to purposely piss off mental health workers. I can do it just by bein' myself so I might as well.
 
If you're forced to see a therapist the best thing to do is only say positive things about yourself and about others. They will get so bored with you that they will stop wanting to have sessions with you.
 
Mind me asking why do you even bother with therapy? Everyone here knows its a huge scam
As somebody who plans on becoming a therapist, I completely agree. They are bluepilled AF. Now a blackpilled counselor...
 
therapists pressing charges on me

Why? Or what for?
As somebody who plans on becoming a therapist, I completely agree. They are bluepilled AF. Now a blackpilled counselor...

Yeah, if I could turn back the time I would try to become a therapist and then blackpill my patients.

"There is only one way out of this, Johnny..."
"You know what you have to do..."

I would create my own psycho army! Like a Batman villain!
:feelshehe:
 
I've seen other patients do that, and it doesn't seem to work. I don't think it's best to purposely piss off mental health workers. I can do it just by bein' myself so I might as well.


report them anonymously for scaming medicare, insurance or some super illegal shit
 

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