CircumcisedClown
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>Circumcision Anniversary
And by that, I mean it’s almost my birthday. Well, technically it was the day after my birthday. I was born early, so the doctor’s were worried I might bleed to death while they chopped up my cock, so they gave me 24hrs to prepare.
Gee thanks guys, but maybe, instead you could have just not done that and then my risk of bleeding to death would’ve been 0%.
Birthdays are always the worst, because my mom tells me about what an amazing day it was for her and how peaceful I was as a baby. She only cried when she sent me off to be circumcised, but it’s okay because she prayed they didn’t botch it.
>Her actual words
I don’t understand Americans. I don’t understand this world. Why do parents jump through so many dangerous hoops just to cut up a baby’s dick when they could just not?