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My mom was at work so I was like fuck it ima open my shit now and all I got was fucking clothes. Nigga I was hoping for the sex robot not these stupid clothes im gonna burn these clothes who cares my mom would be upset I opened them now oh no dont them away my precious clothes boohoo nigga I cant fuck clothes I wanted a sex robot santa fuck you
 
at least you get gifts, not everyone is that lucky
 
my mum gave me $50 im going to buy a few cases of dr pepper
 
Re-sell on eBay for double the value. Use that money to buy sex doll.
 
Stupid women whores thinking clothes and haircut will help us “looksmax”

BITCH ITS YOUR TRASH GENETICS MAKING ME A VIRGIN NOT STYLE
 
Stupid women whores thinking clothes and haircut will help us “looksmax”

BITCH ITS YOUR TRASH GENETICS MAKING ME A VIRGIN NOT STYLE
oh my god maybe my mom thought these clothes would help me ascend because I tell her how much I hate not getting pussy
 
You think that’s bad? Wait till the sub 5 foids realize there is no 6’5 chad that is obsessed with them under the tree
 
You think that’s bad? Wait till the sub 5 foids realize there is no 6’5 chad that is obsessed with them under the tree
you forgot dark hair and broad shoulders, as well as high iq and fat wallet
 
Thank your girlfriend for the clothes and dress nice for her.
 
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My mom was at work so I was like fuck it ima open my shit now and all I got was fucking clothes. Nigga I was hoping for the sex robot not these stupid clothes im gonna burn these clothes who cares my mom would be upset I opened them now oh no dont them away my precious clothes boohoo nigga I cant fuck clothes I wanted a sex robot santa fuck you
You bettee thank it man, at least those clothes are useful.

As every christmas since I am grown up I dont receive any gifts but today fate smiled at me and when I was walking like an incel looking down in the plaza I spotted a bill :feelskek:
It was 100 pesos which is like 5 bucks...

Best christmas gift ever cuz it was from a normfag who lost it and it wasnt a forced gift :feelsYall:
 
I got a desk + chair + creatine + $50
 
Fuck I hope I don’t just get clothes tomorrow.
 
What an ungrateful, entitled and spoiled nigger OP is.
 
Kids.is

I haven't got a Christmas gift in years
 
And yet we're somehow the jerks
I'd side with IT this time.
I don't shame OP for having a sex doll as his only option, but rather for being an ungrateful and entitled prick for not receiving what he wants from his mother despite being a grown ass adult that should get a job in order to fund his expensive wishes.

Also, my brain couldn't even imagine how he is so comfortable and open about all of this taboo stuff with his own mom. I'd be ashamed and embarrassed like hell if I ever dare mine about asking to buy me degenerate shit like sex dolls
 
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You bettee thank it man, at least those clothes are useful.

As every christmas since I am grown up I dont receive any gifts but today fate smiled at me and when I was walking like an incel looking down in the plaza I spotted a bill :feelskek:
It was 100 pesos which is like 5 bucks...

Best christmas gift ever cuz it was from a normfag who lost it and it wasnt a forced gift :feelsYall:
Your post made me laugh bro!
I love "Small" unexpected gifts like these, they warm your soul.
And fuck that normscum nigger who lost it, you deserve it (even waay more).
 
I'd side with IT this time.
I don't shame OP for having a sex doll as his only option, but rather for being an ungrateful and entitled prick for not receiving what he wants from his mother despite being a grown ass adult that should get a job in order to fund his expensive wishes.
He does have a job but I hate to sound bluepilled here but he should be grateful unless your mother was being a truly awful person

Also, my brain couldn't even imagine how he is so comfortable and open about all of this shit with his own mom. I'd be ashamed and embarrassed like hell if I was in his shoes.
I put my own feet in the water and gave my mom blackpilling information
 
I put my own feet in the water and gave my mom blackpilling information
I'm talking about being open about his sexual acts with his doll to his mom, not about discussing the blackpill.
 
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My mom was at work so I was like fuck it ima open my shit now and all I got was fucking clothes. Nigga I was hoping for the sex robot not these stupid clothes im gonna burn these clothes who cares my mom would be upset I opened them now oh no dont them away my precious clothes boohoo nigga I cant fuck clothes I wanted a sex robot santa fuck you
Nigga be thankful you even got shit at all mang, ive got as always since i was 13, absolutely nothing lol.
 
I got $200 and now don’t know what to do with it
 
Your post made me laugh bro!
I love "Small" unexpected gifts like these, they warm your soul.
And fuck that normscum nigger who lost it, you deserve it (even waay more).
Thanks brocel, best wishes to ya too.

I will use it to buy a new control for my xbox, casually it was the amount I needed to cuz I have the rest already :feelsautistic:
 
more than 50% of my shit was clothing, which is the worst fucking gift imaginable
 
Zero gifts for me.

I'm saving a bunch of items on amazon though for next year.

I need a new laptop, a high end headphone, and a new PC.
 

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