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Venting My bike got stolen

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Just got home from a 12 hour journey. Haven't eaten all day because my unvaxxed ass isn't welcome anywhere. When I finally arrive I find my bike has been stolen. Now I'm stranded in the middle of nowhere. I don't know anyone where I live so there's nobody I can call.

What the fuck did I do to deserve all this?
 
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A woman probably stole it to buy booz and weed for chad
 
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where do u live btw?
 
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Get revenge on those niggers

 
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Thank unrestricted immigration for that
 
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Get to the bus or train station
 
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TheProphetMuscle said:
Get to the bus or train station
He probably needs a kikecine pass for that too
 
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AAAAAAAAAAAcel said:
Thank unrestricted immigration for that
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TheProphetMuscle said:
Get to the bus or train station
Did that. I'm home now. :feelsokman: Still sad as shit though.
 
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DepravedAndDeprived said:
Just got home from a 12 hour journey. Haven't eaten all day because my unvaxxed ass isn't welcome anywhere. When I finally arrive I find my bike has been stolen. Now I'm stranded in the middle of nowhere. I don't know anyone where I live so there's nobody I can call.

What the fuck did I do to deserve all this?
Buy a car and don't drive around with your bike like a fucking soycuck. Very disappointing
 
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Deaths from vaxx by genetics
 
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you leave your bike outside?
 
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KetamineAddictYoda said:
you leave your bike outside?
what's he supposed to do take it into his office or shop or whatever? :fuk:
 
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nettle said:
what's he supposed to do take it into his office or shop or whatever? :fuk:
yes? is that not normal for you?
 
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Notorious Inkler said:
Buy a car and don't drive around with your bike like a fucking soycuck. Very disappointing
I live abroad temporarily. Having a car for such a short time just isn't worthwhile.
nettle said:
what's he supposed to do take it into his office or shop or whatever? :fuk:
Exactly. It was obviously by the train station.
 
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Go ER on the person who stole it
 
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Your bike was probably stolen by some nigger tbh :feelsbadman:
 
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DepravedAndDeprived said:
I live abroad temporarily. Having a car for such a short time just isn't worthwhile.
Cope. Buy a cheap shitbox and sell it when you go back to your country. It's important to pollutionmaxx. Riding a bicycle is also not good for bloatmaxxing because you burn too much calories. You can eat at McDonald's or Burger king
 
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Notorious Inkler said:
Riding a bicycle is also not good for bloatmaxxing
Is bloatmaxxing worth it?
 
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Mystic B said:
Is bloatmaxxing worth it?
Yes. Markus Rühl (famous German bodybuilder) went to McDonald's, BK and KFC 5 times a week when he was bulking
 
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Notorious Inkler said:
Yes. Markus Rühl (famous German bodybuilder) went to McDonald's, BK and KFC 5 times a week when he was bulking
I already do that but I am still normal weight (at least for now)
 
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Mystic B said:
I already do that but I am still normal weight (at least for now)
Stats? Calories intake?
 
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WrongTimeline said:
Your bike was probably stolen by some nigger tbh :feelsbadman:

or a slavnigger

a lot slavniggers make gang and steal stuff I was in slavnigger gang for a bit

when I was young I try steal bikes too but I fail even at that and instead almost my bike got stolen instead when a turknigger chase me he almost got me after that I didnt go steal bikes again :feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
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Notorious Inkler said:
Stats? Calories intake?
5'5 158lbs unsure of how many calories
 
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Notorious Inkler said:
Cope. Buy a cheap shitbox and sell it when you go back to your country. It's important to pollutionmaxx. Riding a bicycle is also not good for bloatmaxxing because you burn too much calories. You can eat at McDonald's or Burger king
:feelzez:
 
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DepravedAndDeprived said:
Just got home from a 12 hour journey. Haven't eaten all day because my unvaxxed ass isn't welcome anywhere. When I finally arrive I find my bike has been stolen. Now I'm stranded in the middle of nowhere. I don't know anyone where I live so there's nobody I can call.

What the fuck did I do to deserve all this?
Must have been a nogger
AAAAAAAAAAAcel said:
Thank unrestricted immigration for that
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DepravedAndDeprived said:
Just got home from a 12 hour journey. Haven't eaten all day because my unvaxxed ass isn't welcome anywhere. When I finally arrive I find my bike has been stolen. Now I'm stranded in the middle of nowhere. I don't know anyone where I live so there's nobody I can call.

What the fuck did I do to deserve all this?
Consider getting insurance on your future bike in the future. Square all state insurance woros pretty good. I have used them once for an electronic alarm clock.
Square trade I think
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DepravedAndDeprived said:
I live abroad temporarily. Having a car for such a short time just isn't worthwhile.

Exactly. It was obviously by the train station.
Also consider a folding bike in the future
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or a slavnigger

a lot slavniggers make gang and steal stuff I was in slavnigger gang for a bit

when I was young I try steal bikes too but I fail even at that and instead almost my bike got stolen instead when a turknigger chase me he almost got me after that I didnt go steal bikes again :feelsrope::feelsrope:
I heard poles/albanians and gypsies love robbing people.
 
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Mystic B said:
5'5 158lbs unsure of how many calories
Here's the golden bloatmaxxing rule:

~4g carbs/kg ; ~4g protein/kg; ~2g fat/kg
(In your case: ~3500kcal/day)

Workout at least 5 times a week and do at least 20 sets each day. Good luck.
Markus Rühl after 2 years of working out:
 
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Transcended Trucel said:
I heard poles/albanians and gypsies love robbing people.
Yes, they're the European equivalent of spics in the US
 
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I lock my bike
 
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Notorious Inkler said:
Cope. Buy a cheap shitbox and sell it when you go back to your country.
Obviously I considered that. But the headaches it causes and the shitty traffio jams around here aren't worth it.

Transcended Trucel said:
Consider getting insurance on your future bike in the future. Square all state insurance woros pretty good. I have used them once for an electronic alarm clock.
Square trade I think
Thanks, I'll look into that.

Transcended Trucel said:
I heard poles/albanians and gypsies love robbing people.
Yes. Dunno about Poles but Albanians and gypsies are scum groups for sure.
 
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Got some of my shit stolen too in my flat by burglars a couple of months ago.
Those fuckers never attack rich people, it's always the poor...
 

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