TheNEET
mentally crippled by sleepoverless teen years
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- Joined
- May 27, 2018
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Wageslaving is really horrible and I don't want to live through a day of it, but you can't get any autism support in this shithole and a man gotta eat. Of course, as an incel, you don't have an access to high-paying bullshit positions (CEO, coach and whatnot) where you get paid for having networked well (which requires looks) or looking good. Maybe there are some ways to get money the easy way, though?
1. Lotterymaxxing
Retard tax, but maybe God will have some mercy on us.
2. YouTube/podcastmaxxing
Usually requires charisma and luck. Additional points deducted from your score if your native language is some shithole language, because you won't get as many views if you speak the language, but English with a thick accent is a death sentence.
3. Writing ebooks / self-help programs
Turns out there are plenty of retards online and self-publishing with Amazon (or your own website if you want to play with that) is easy af. Copy self-help advice from the internet or the one you've received in the past and you know for a fact that it doesn't work and voila! Maybe even try writing some niche erotica or some shit, idk. You'd think you need to be successful or good looking to give advice to others, but I've seen plenty of ugly retards making money off self-help, so who knows.
4. Drawing furry porn
For whatever reason these sick fucks are also rich af. I guess all the elites want to fuck animals. I guess you can try to learn drawing and do furry porn commissions.
Any more ideas?
1. Lotterymaxxing
Retard tax, but maybe God will have some mercy on us.
2. YouTube/podcastmaxxing
Usually requires charisma and luck. Additional points deducted from your score if your native language is some shithole language, because you won't get as many views if you speak the language, but English with a thick accent is a death sentence.
3. Writing ebooks / self-help programs
Turns out there are plenty of retards online and self-publishing with Amazon (or your own website if you want to play with that) is easy af. Copy self-help advice from the internet or the one you've received in the past and you know for a fact that it doesn't work and voila! Maybe even try writing some niche erotica or some shit, idk. You'd think you need to be successful or good looking to give advice to others, but I've seen plenty of ugly retards making money off self-help, so who knows.
4. Drawing furry porn
For whatever reason these sick fucks are also rich af. I guess all the elites want to fuck animals. I guess you can try to learn drawing and do furry porn commissions.
Any more ideas?