I was briefly browsing images of orangutangs until i saw this one. I couldn't fucking believe what i was seeing, while sensing feelings of defeat and rage. LOOK AT THE BEARD. It is so thick, luscious and fiery red. I will NEVER have beard like this, instead I must cope with a black patch of pubes on my recessed chin. It is unfathomable how I get mogged by AN ORANGUTANG.
