Metroid is highly unrealistic

[Dr. Autismo]

Not because you run around in a power suit and kill aliens, no.

But because Samus would not kill the aliens, she would undoubtedly fuck them.
Which to my knowledge, she never does in the games, or if she did, it was offscreen.

I've not looked up any hentai comics starring Samus where this happened, but it won't suprise me

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Samus would definitely swallow more than a few ridleypills, kraidpills and nightmarepills around the series

 

[PersonalityChad]

Samus is incel cock only

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Samus is incel cock only

Pretty sure she would also fuck those alien birds who raised her

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Truth nuke.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Truth nuke.

I also think metroid ripped off this one other game they came out before it.
Don't remember it's name and can't be bothered to look it up

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

the whole game series is weird about this, they put all this focus on how samus is alone and how she is better than all the human men

if they do ever give her a love interest there is a 1000% chance that it would be an alien or something

 

[Exhunter45]

the whole game series is weird about this, they put all this focus on how samus is alone and how she is better than all the human men

if they do ever give her a love interest there is a 1000% chance that it would be an alien or something

Samus is getting no lovers treatment just like Mario ,Dante from dmc