Maybe I am an inconsiderate jerk. Maybe I haven't considered things from a woman's perspective. Wow, and here I was, all wrapped up in the mountains of scientific evidence proving that women don't want me because I'm ugly and autistic, and worrying about the ramifications of loneliness, constantly elevated stress, and the feelings of worthlessness and helplessness brought on by that. How stupid of me. I'm so self-involved, worrying about the negative psychological, emotional, and physiological health effects of feeling unwanted and undesired for nothing more than my face and autism, I completely forgot to consider things from the point of view of woman.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that you happened to look at my face, or another ugly man's face, and it made you feel icky. Clearly, I've been too inconsiderate, giving too much credit to my own insignificant problems of stress and loneliness and the side effects they bring with them, to have considered your very significant and important issue: an ugly man's existence made you feel bwad. Awwww. Did the bad-looking man make the woman feel icky? Awwwwww. Does foidy want her baba? Does the foid want a cookie? Do you want me to kiss your boo-boo? Kiss you on the eyes, and make the icky go away? Awww, how could I have been so inconsiderate to have not considered the emotional trauma that women have been through because they looked at an ugly guy and felt icky.
Clearly, ickiness is the pinnacle of feeling bad, and we should feel bad for existing and making women feel icky by our existence. Awwww. Maybe I should have considered that before I conceived myself and birthed myself into existence as an ugly, autistic man. Awww, did the bad-looking man's face and autistic mannerisms cause you bodily harm? A ruptured spleen, a punctured heart, a severed artery, perhaps? Do you want me to kiss the boo-boo? Does the poor woman need to be coddled?
Was it the mean words the ugly man said, fueled by his feelings of being unwanted and unloved? Awwww, is little baby upset? Little woman's gonna cry? You don't feel like the ugly man should be expressing his feelings of distaste at being left undesired and feeling like trash? Did he express his discontent at being left out for love and sex because he was born ugly and autistic? Because he was born wrong? Where did his meany, nasty words hurt you? Can you show me on the doll where the words hurt you? Do you want a band-aid little woman? Awwwwww, the bad-looking man's words made you feel sad, a little sadness that being left unloved, untouched and unwanted could never compare to. You're in so much more pain, don't worry, your white knights will make everything better. Do you feel better knowing they're there to defend your honor? Or do you need another cookie?
Well, tough. That's a part of life, and everybody has shit to deal with, and not all issues are equal.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that you happened to look at my face, or another ugly man's face, and it made you feel icky. Clearly, I've been too inconsiderate, giving too much credit to my own insignificant problems of stress and loneliness and the side effects they bring with them, to have considered your very significant and important issue: an ugly man's existence made you feel bwad. Awwww. Did the bad-looking man make the woman feel icky? Awwwwww. Does foidy want her baba? Does the foid want a cookie? Do you want me to kiss your boo-boo? Kiss you on the eyes, and make the icky go away? Awww, how could I have been so inconsiderate to have not considered the emotional trauma that women have been through because they looked at an ugly guy and felt icky.
Clearly, ickiness is the pinnacle of feeling bad, and we should feel bad for existing and making women feel icky by our existence. Awwww. Maybe I should have considered that before I conceived myself and birthed myself into existence as an ugly, autistic man. Awww, did the bad-looking man's face and autistic mannerisms cause you bodily harm? A ruptured spleen, a punctured heart, a severed artery, perhaps? Do you want me to kiss the boo-boo? Does the poor woman need to be coddled?
Was it the mean words the ugly man said, fueled by his feelings of being unwanted and unloved? Awwww, is little baby upset? Little woman's gonna cry? You don't feel like the ugly man should be expressing his feelings of distaste at being left undesired and feeling like trash? Did he express his discontent at being left out for love and sex because he was born ugly and autistic? Because he was born wrong? Where did his meany, nasty words hurt you? Can you show me on the doll where the words hurt you? Do you want a band-aid little woman? Awwwwww, the bad-looking man's words made you feel sad, a little sadness that being left unloved, untouched and unwanted could never compare to. You're in so much more pain, don't worry, your white knights will make everything better. Do you feel better knowing they're there to defend your honor? Or do you need another cookie?
Well, tough. That's a part of life, and everybody has shit to deal with, and not all issues are equal.
