
fukurou
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Sea squirts, or tunicates, start life as free-swimming larvae with a primitive brain and a spinal cord-like structure. They use this setup to navigate the ocean and find a place to settle. But once they anchor themselves to a rock or other surface, they undergo a dramatic transformation: they absorb and digest the very brain and nervous system that helped them get there
Once they’ve parked themselves for life and digested their brains, sea squirts basically become filter-feeding machines. They pump seawater through their bodies, filtering out plankton and other tiny food particles. That’s it. No thoughts, no movement—just a passive existence, slurping dinner through their siphons.
the same case applies to married women.
once married, they get pregnant by another guy, and remain fat, and also age, while they absorb the beta male's resources as they park their asses on a couch, watching TV.
Once they’ve parked themselves for life and digested their brains, sea squirts basically become filter-feeding machines. They pump seawater through their bodies, filtering out plankton and other tiny food particles. That’s it. No thoughts, no movement—just a passive existence, slurping dinner through their siphons.
the same case applies to married women.
once married, they get pregnant by another guy, and remain fat, and also age, while they absorb the beta male's resources as they park their asses on a couch, watching TV.
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