INTRODUCTION:
Over the last few years lolcow culture has become mainstream with various videos taking in millions upon millions of views.
As much as we would like to deny, humans love to partake in watching others struggle and suffer in misery, all to make themselves feel better about their predicament. They watch them day to day as if they were zoo animals. Each section of their lives are documented as if they were arcs of a fictional character and not a real person.
The circus freak shows have never died, their names have only changed.
But amongst the dozens of normies, old millennials and retarded zoomers, there's an interesting demographic partaking in observing these lowcows and that is women.
Unlike men, who seemed to partake in this just for quick laughs, women, on the other hand, were always motivated by their fake virtuousness against these people for doing something “problematic”, despite the fact that they were no better.
Because if you really think about it and observe their behaviour, you will quickly find that most of the female gender fits in this category almost too perfectly. From their delusions, to grandiosity, to huge envy of others, to their creepiness and overall perversion, to even something as simple as not being able to take the L and move on with their lives.
If we strip every feminine trait that makes a woman pleasing from her clear skin, feminine face, large eyes, plump lips, curvy body, thick thighs and nice rack with the face of an average man, you'll quickly realize just how much they mimic the behaviour of the aforementioned lowcows.
It suddenly starts to make sense for their deep seated hatred for them, especially of people like Chris Chan. As we go on with this thread, you'll quickly start to see the parallels.
But what is a lolcow?
EPILOGUE:
Lolcows
What makes someone a one?
Lolcows
What makes someone a one?
The usual “sins” that the average lolcow suffers from are:
the excessive amounts of over sharing
To not make this post longer than it needs to be, I will use Chris Chan, the original and most popular lolcow to use for comparison with the average woman. So let's begin:
Chapter one: EGO
"I, was mistaken, but not wrong"
The biggest, and one of the most common complaints is Chris' ego. At an early age, Chris was taught by his parents that whatever happened to him was usually not his fault and out of his control. We're already off to a great start as 90% of women have this mentally that almost every problem in her life was caused by the external things out of their reach such as either men or patriarchy itself, the imaginary oppressive force of a system comparable to jerkops and “jerks” taking his women.
Throughout Chris' life, he would always try to create an imaginary villain to explain his struggles, sometimes even sticking with him to his late adulthood such as Mary Lee Walsh, the community college chancellor who tore down his “Love Quest” posters. The same could be said for women as they constantly shift blame from one thing to another to make themselves feel oppressed. Sometimes they say it's patriarchy, sometimes it's just men and their “toxic masculinity”(that they still demand they need to possess, otherwise they wouldn't date them) and sometimes the random third thing.
Never in their lives are they held accountable and they are always let on.
This is the major descriptor of women's psyche. She didn't “deserve” any of this to happen:
>She didn't “deserve” to get cheated on (despite choosing her partner and claiming women can sense good men)
>She didn't “deserve” to end up as a single mother>She didn't “deserve” to get rejected>She didn't “deserve” for her to settle with sub par looking man>She didn't “deserve” to become a lonely cat lady in her 30s with no Chads to support her.And anyone who disagrees with her is automatically out to get her. Every man(sub par one) is a rapist creep who wants to take advantage of her. All men are rapists and want to abuse her, and such.
Sounds familiar? Women claim to have this inherent ability to spot and detect men's bad personalities and which ones are dangerous, yet with no exceptions, they still end up time and time again with the same abusive asshole who beats her to a bloody pulp. The line “ so much of this attitude has transcended mere hubris, instead resembling mental illness” perfectly captures women's aforementioned imaginary personality detectors who border on genuine mental illness.
Women also believe in deranged supernatural things such as witchcraft, voodoo and astrology, all which are pseudoscientific bullshit made up by women to excuse their deranged nature even further by claiming that the guy isn't a match with her due to being “Scorpio”.
Materialism
Ever since women have gotten freed from the supposed “oppressive” system, roughly 80% of them have taken interest in white collar jobs or any job at all that requires little to no amount of work for her to do in order to earn some quick cash. Some are even willing enough to whore themselves out on the internet and sell nudes of themselves to fellow simps and desperate men willing to throw cash at her for a chance to be in her proximity.
For as much as they whine about men being lazy and living in their mother's basements, they would willingly only do jobs that require little to no effort given into them, some even willing to sell their dignity out for some cash, which is just sitting whole day and posting nudes online, yet none of that is ever considered lazy or unsanitary in today's society. Just like how Chris believes he is entitled to whole world due to being autistic, so do women believe they're entitled to everything, just because they're women.
Pity fishing
This is a way too common phenomenon amongst any space containing women. They are obsessed with making themselves victims in any situation possible. They have an excessive NEED to post themselves online and over share their sob stories in a vain attempt to gather free pity points from simps and other women alike. The most common example of it is the trend of women talking about how lonely/ugly they are and how they'll never be loved. If it were a man, and a ugly one at that, he would've been immediately called out on it and told to shut the fuck up and stop pity fishing, but for women, she'll immediately get dozens upon dozens of simps and fellow women glazing her and telling her everything she wanted to hear to make herself feel better.
When it comes to gathering sympathy and pity online, women are top competitors in it. If there is any problem discussed, you bet there'll be at least one or two women trying to make it about themselves and remind other men how “women suffer too!”.
Men are dying from war?
>Well women are dying also!!Men are committing suicides on masses?
>Well women are doing plenty of suicide attempts too!!!Men are dropping out of society?
>Well, some women are too!8/10 homeless people are men?
>Well what about those 2 women!?No matter how, no matter where, it is women, and only women who have to be the main victims in every single conflict and catastrophe.
Chapter two: THE LOVE QUEST
(Despite that, his female counterpart under the same circumstances has 10-20 good looking men lining up to her, yet is never told to aim lower)
It is one of most common complaints regarding Chris’ mentally that his standards were too high and his approach of picking up women was too unusual for anyone to take seriously. I mean writing down your preferences on a piece of paper and plastering them onto school walls like some newsletter? How ridiculous!
Only in the coming years, these “Love quest” posters will become globalized as tinder bios, except instead of real life written paper being plastered onto walls of schools, you have digital ones written on top of their profiles for everyone to see. His 18-21 year old white, skinny sweetheart was their equivalent of a 6 '6 millionaire businessman werewolf supermodel, yet no women were attacked for their increasing high and delusional standards, only ugly autistic men.
And yeah, remember when Chris would complain about all girls being taken by the “jerks” and bad boys?
Suddenly, it's ok when women complain all good men are gone and taken by bad chicks out of the dating pool.
The hypocrisy is astonishing.
During the Casey call, which was one of the trolls who posed as his sweetheart, Chris had to come in and argue with her imaginary dad over the phone to gain his approval. Chris was called lazy and entitled for doing practically nothing, having no job and only doing basic chores around the house while being fat and out of shape.
This all seems fine and dandy until you realize this was all major projection coming from women themselves as they had the same standards and acted exactly the same as Chris, only that they were the opposite sex. Fat women, who hadn't put down the fork since they were 13, demand her men to be 10 inches taller than her, have millions of dollars and be handsome on top of that, all while she does nothing all day but eat cakes and watch K-drama.
Even the average woman want the same 10% percentile type of men, despite the fact that none of them deserve it, yet you never see anyone calling them out or telling them to stoop down on their level. Only men are ones who are entitled and lazy if they don't want to improve and who need to have their shit together, meanwhile women can just do whatever and act like a prize, even though all they could do is pop out more ugly, dysgenic, subhuman men and women.
The “Chris just wants a girlfriend to act as his mother to take care of him” is actually a clever projection made by women. For anyone with half a brain, one of most common fantasies of women is that the top looking male model is her boyfriend and spoils her everyday by doing everything for her, all while she does nothing but sit and watch from afar. The same behaviour could be observed from married women who settle with sub par looking men to live inside his house as an active parasite while doing nothing but waste his money. She expects her man to do everything from maintaining a house, doing chores, buying food, taking her out, all while she does the bare minimum of cleaning the house and doing laundry(oh how scandalous and misogynistic)
Chapter 3: THE MESSIAH COMPLEX
If there is one thing women like more than anything, it's themselves. Women are their own biggest glazers. Women love themselves more than anything in this world which explains their delusional egos.
All women think they are queens and deserve the absolute best. They think they are the main characters of life and would throw everything and everyone away to achieve their goals. The first example of their delusions come from their visual perception as they see themselves as the pinnacle of beauty, no matter how ugly/pretty they really are. This causes them to forever have the princess mindset in which everything must be accommodated to them and them only as they see themselves as the queen and heroine of her story and everyone else as disposable background props she can discard with ease.
This easily explains why divorce is so prevalent within women, as they have a childish and unrealistic view of both themselves and the world around them as they were cuddled since birth to have everything work for them and in their favour. Everyone who opposes her is wrong and everything that goes wrong for her isn't the result of her own fault, but other external things such as men holding her down or other women.
I find it ironic how they make fun of Chris Chan for patting himself on the back for creating sonichu, a fan fiction with sonic and Pikachu mixed as one main character for his story, as if it isn't women who are primary consumers and creators of cringy self insert fanfiction and ocs that are only copies of preexisting characters.
This will be a gateway into my other subsection
Fictional delusion/goddess complex
Women(mainly left wing Twitter political artists) as much as they love to make fun of Chris for drawing his ocs beating up people he dislikes irl, engage in the same behaviour by drawing fictional characters from media they consume fighting people they hate (TRUMP I.C.E, ect…)
They also like to laugh and Chris’ absurdist drawings of portraying his Sonic the hedgehog recolour ocs as faggots, meanwhile they do the same shit by taking pre-established characters and molding them into whatever suits their political views (like making them gay, brown, mislim, ect..). It's so hilarious how they think they're above him, while drawing their fav characters holding watermelons like niggers while saying free Palestine, fuck I.C.E. like mongoloids they are.
:Conclusion
This is simply a part one. Idk if I'll be making more, since it's really lengthy, but if I get positive reaction out of this one, I might consider another one dealing more in their sexual depravity, cognitive dissonance and other stuff.
Thanks for reading.
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