Mario Kart is the ultimate goyem game

[deleted fren]

Only goyem could actually enjoy playing Mario Kart online. Especially modern Mario kart. It's nothing more than a dice roll. Winning or losing is entirely dependent on luck. If you play in a skilled manner you still have a good chance of losing.

I remember playing 8 online for like two hours, realizing it was rigged and dropping it. I can't believe millions of goyem lined up for the privilege of playing in a glorified game of chance this month.

On a similar note wtf happened to aesthetics

 

[KillNiggers]

I had more fun in GTA Online racing than Mario Kart

 

[Den66kj]

Boring af. F-zero and exhaust heat was more fun

 

[deleted fren]

I had more fun in GTA Online racing than Mario Kart

It's hard to have fun in a game that's dependent entirely on luck. Especially online with people you don't know.

Boring af. F-zero and exhaust heat was more fun

Nintendo will probably bring f zero back but heavily dumb it down and introduce RNG for noobs

 

[KillNiggers]

It's hard to have fun in a game that's dependent entirely on luck. Especially online with people you don't know.

New Mario Kart titles any good? I haven't tried them.

 

[deleted fren]

New Mario Kart titles any good? I haven't tried them.

I dropped 8. World is supposedly even less skill based

 

[KillNiggers]

I dropped 8. World is supposedly even less skill based

Makes sense why it would be. Trying to appeal to normies after all.

 

[blackbor]

its for kids

 

[Todd Thundercock]

That's why Mario Kart is a great party game. It's not for people like us.

 

[deleted fren]

its for kids

It's for adults now. Switch 2 is targeted at adults. Kids play fortnite and Minecraft.

That's why Mario Kart is a great party game. It's not for people like us.

Yeah.

Makes sense why it would be. Trying to appeal to normies after all.

Yep

 

[blackbor]

It's for adults now. Switch 2 is targeted at adults. Kids play fortnite and Minecraft.

Yeah.


Yep

True but its soy millennial redditor adults

 

[Enigmaz]

Those item boxes are eerily similar to the item slots you see at casinos. So, you're basically depending on luck/chance to win. Dumb mechanics. There's actually no winning here too. With casinos you can actually win money, but with nintenchinjew you ultimately lose because you paid for the game.

If by the unlucky chance you paid for the switch 2, then you don't actually own anything. So, that's a net negative for the Nintendo soy's.

 

[DPRKcel]

Mario Kart was never fun and even bingtendo manchildren have to force themselves to play it due to nostalgia

 

[deleted fren]

Mario Kart was never fun and even bingtendo manchildren have to force themselves to play it due to nostalgia

I like Double Dash, Wii, and 7. Wii is especially fun if you have friends or family to play with.

 

[Glassness]

Kinda fun if you normie friendmax because there to simple to understand anything else

 

[sub5chud]

It’s only fun if you play couch co-op like I did with my brother

 

[PersonalityChad]

Crash Team Racing mogs Mario Kart

 

[Retardfuel]

Racing and sport games are boring shit

 

[Midnight Animal]

Crash Team Racing mogs Mario Kart

I enjoyed it more as well.

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

While luck is important, skill is also very important in that game

 

[MisanthropicMemes]

Those item boxes are eerily similar to the item slots you see at casinos. So, you're basically depending on luck/chance to win. Dumb mechanics. There's actually no winning here too. With casinos you can actually win money, but with nintenchinjew you ultimately lose because you paid for the game.

If by the unlucky chance you paid for the switch 2, then you don't actually own anything. So, that's a net negative for the Nintendo soy's.

 

[Regenerator]

Mario Kart is one of the most normie games.