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Blox fruits is the worst game ever made.

ManOfVengeance

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Upon loading into this grisly nightmare which couldn't ever possibly qualify as a videogame will you question yourself on what led up to you deciding to throw away 4 weeks of your life, and why you've willingly decided to dive head first into what seems to be hell.



And as you sink deeper into the pit of microtransactions, you're submerged even more into the abyss with the thought that you might as well continue on embarking in your repetitious nightmare of fighting the same reskinned Npc because you've incurred a cost that cannot be recovered.





"Fight king gorilla 10 times." You m1 him to death, he eventually m1's you to death back. 30 minutes after, you eventually level up to finally be able to get to the next island, you're repeating the same task over and over with the loss of your emotions, you feel like a machine that's designated solely for the purpose of clicking the same buttons infinitely. Congratulations, you are in voluntary purgatory. sometimes you will make noises or touch your own face to see if you're even still alive as the iteration of repeating the same task causes you to lose your own consciousness


You're now level 700 in the second sea, If you made it to this point then I have to give you a firm handshake but this is just the beginning of your suffering.

Since now you'll be randomly killed by max leveled players just for the fun of it. Though, luckily for you, you'll have a 20 minute timer before your PVP is enabled again.

Soon you'll start to come across puzzles. Wow...Puzzles? Yes, puzzles that couldn't possibly be solved without a Youtube tutorial because the creators of this game think they're clever for intentionally not telling you anything outside of riddles that are ambiguous and don't accurately bestow you with information. This game Gives you the dumbest prerequisites possible just so you'll be able to progress.

A perpetual envision of a lost soul who's dangling by a thread, trying to maintain what little sanity they have left. (I'll get race v4...I'll get max level...)
You rehearse these things to urself because you didn't want to come all this way just to end up giving up, you are no longer sinking into the abyss, you are now apart of it.

By the time you get to sea three, you will probably have gray hairs growing on your head from the amount of pent up stress.
You lose track of time, eyes glued onto the monitor, this is who you are now and you've started to accept it.

By the time you hit level 2300+ you're probably thinking "Now would be a great time to get race v4"
Right... you want to get race v4? Do you know what to do to even get through the first step of this multi layered conondrum, you must first obtain the three legendary haki's which have a 1/15% chance of spawning every hour.
Wow, almost seems like it is impossible, because it is.
The game tells you absolute jack shit, so without a tutorial you will not be able to complete anything because once again this game leaves 0 clues.
EVEN IF you get these three legendary haki colors, the requirement of finding a gods chalice is still needed.
And good luck with that since the gods chalice has a 1 percent chance of dropping from singular npcs from a quest that can only be done once every 15 minutes.
That's not even worst of all as these quests can only be taken by one person, if 15 minutes passed then someone took the quest before you got to the NPC, then congragulations you will have to wait another 15 minutes just for an exploiter to join the server and auto teleport to take the quest aswell.
We're nearing endgame now. You show intense execration towards the game. in thought of how many innocent lives this peace of garbage took, oh how horrible this is.
You then use the gods chalice to summon a certain boss, upon killing it you'll recieve a item called "mirror fractal" as these following steps are the antecedent to your total loss of reason, rationality, senses, with side effects of delusions.
it is a MUST that you wait till full moon to sail out at sea as you are now in need of discovering a island called "mirage island" wherein the faint screams of the damned can be heard.
Good luck finding this shit without exploiting.

When you get onto the dark island. Darkness has now become a reflection of who you are both in mind and heart. You become desperate enough to kill someone if it simply meant getting 30 minutes of 2x xp or darkblade because this is what being distraught for so long does to someone.
You have a 5 minute time limit to find a blue gear on this island, search now but just know if you don't find it in time then the mirage island will sink then you'll have to do it all over again.
If you discovered the blue gear then good job now you go to the race trials room since you're FINALLY eligible to partake in race V4 trials.


Again, you have to wait for a full moon so you and 4 other players (If you're even lucky enough to find willing participants) wait at each door for each different race.
There is a total of 7 races. Human, shark, angel, mink, ghoul, cyborg, (Draco is not included because Draco cannot be obtained through ordinary trials)
You all must use your race V3 abilities to start the trial.
When the game begins, the rythm of your heartbeats goes out of control, you tense up from how much pressure you're beginning to fold in half under.
You got through the obstacle for your specific race, that's nice I guess.
Giving yourself a confidence boost saying (I can do this... I WILL DO THIS) you're all teleported to the race v4 trial room where you all must now fight to the death.
I died to hackers like 500 fucking times in this part so once again good luck you probably won't be able to complete this unless you're fighting someone who's mentally challenged.

if you are still even reading this (which I highly doubt you are) upon winning, a ball of light will appear, follow it and you'll find what you seek.
Power, after all that blood, sweat and tears you have finally achieved it. You achieved the ability to activate your V4 transformation.

You now head back to cafe in sea 2 ready to fuck some people up in pvp just to get molested by a 9 year old dirt poor retarded south east asian kid from the slums of these following countries (Myanmar, vietnam, indonesia, philiphinnes)
A dirt poor asian kid who probably lives in a one bedroom shack with his entire fucking family.
South east asian subhumans who eat out of dumpsters, I hate south east asian chinks, I hate chinks all entirely.
Blox fruits, a game wherein progression is dependent on mere slim chances A game that is overun with subhuman south east asians making skits with phonk playing in the background for ad revenue. without doing so they'd probably starve to death.

Rating 0/10 would not recommend.


This game fucking sucks, the end.
 
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@grimlockcel

Have u ever played this game before?
 
@Hoppipolla what about you I can recall you've mentioned blox fruits before.
 
Read every word, never played it now I want to play it. Is this all real or have you inserted fantasy? I've played worse games that were just the Skinner box infinite progression you described at the start. Weightlifting simulator, pet simulator.
 
Try Guts and Blackpowder
 
This is me but with one of those retarded cart ride games. Legit spend days on end without showering to complete it all for no reward at the end jfl
 
This is me but with one of those retarded cart ride games. Legit spend days on end without showering to complete it all for no reward at the end jfl
Which ones did you spend the most time on
 
Read every word, never played it now I want to play it. Is this all real or have you inserted fantasy? I've played worse games that were just the Skinner box infinite progression you described at the start. Weightlifting simulator, pet simulator.
Every single fucking bit of this piece of trash is real.
 
Try Guts and Blackpowder
I played it during it's early release.
I have played cod zombies too many times for me to care about zombie wave based games anymore.
But I do enjoy online zombie survival games that are similiar to H1Z1.
 
Read every word, never played it now I want to play it. Is this all real or have you inserted fantasy? I've played worse games that were just the Skinner box infinite progression you described at the start. Weightlifting simulator, pet simulator.
you sure u want to play this game? if you're not exploiting then it'll probably take you 2 months before you ever unlock the trials lmao.
 
At least it's better than Grow a Garden.
 
:lul: :lul: :lul:

agree, i sank a handful of months into that game
 
:lul: :lul: :lul:

agree, i sank a handful of months into that game
I had human v4, Ghoul v4, cyborg v4, mink v4, angel v4, sharkman v4.

But you want to know something funny? I had each of those races on different individual accounts.
Then I lost everysingle one of those accounts due to the roblox update that doesn't allow you to switch alts after being banned, so all of those accounts were deleted.
 
1770176656204
 
I had human v4, Ghoul v4, cyborg v4, mink v4, angel v4, sharkman v4.

But you want to know something funny? I had each of those races on different individual accounts.
Then I lost everysingle one of those accounts due to the roblox update that doesn't allow you to switch alts after being banned, so all of those accounts were deleted.
fucking brutal
 
fucking brutal
Yes, indeed it was brutal.
I lost my account that had permanent dragon on there, and I lost several mythics.
I lost my other account that had perms on other games, and I've essentially lost a grand total of 600 dollars because of enforcement bans.
 
I gave up playing when I was trying to get v4
Back when blox fruits anti-cheat was garbage, I had 4 accounts playing at the same time.
I'm not trying to flex but it only took me 2 days to get a level 0 account to Max level and V4 race with cursed dual katana's when I started exploiting.
 
Back when blox fruits anti-cheat was garbage, I had 4 accounts playing at the same time.
I'm not trying to flex but it only took me 2 days to get a level 0 account to Max level and V4 race with cursed dual katana's when I started exploiting.
it's still slow as fuck even with exploits :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:
 
Yes, indeed it was brutal.
I lost my account that had permanent dragon on there, and I lost several mythics.
I lost my other account that had perms on other games, and I've essentially lost a grand total of 600 dollars because of enforcement bans.
i also lost an account with a perma dough though this was when 1400 was the level cap
 
brutal, i also lost an account with a perma dough though this was when 1400 was the level cap
I do not understand what we're supposed to do against dragons.
It was only fun to kill people when I had dragon but ever since that account was deleted I now have no way to defend myself so I am mere prey.
I cannot believe kikeblox will just take all your shit like that, it is unbelieveable.

I played this game a while back too, once in 2019 then in 2020 but I stopped playing.
In 2021 I got into kings legacy and regretted it because the game is unbelievably bad.

Blox fruits back then was probably more enjoyable than what we have now with the control rework and other overpowered undefeatable unbalanced fruits that has an extreme power gap over every other fruit in the game by a large margin.
 
At least it's better than Grow a Garden.
The front page of roblox is a horror show.
The shitty games epidemic must be addressed.
Most of these games are 50% bots, 50 percent third worlders.
Both must be eradicated.
 
@Nithingr

If you proceed to play this game even after ignoring my forewarnings then be my guest.
But then we should start our blox fruits pirate crew of solely incel men like us.
 
I tried it when I first got Roblox. Realized it was very similar to other Roblox games but more drawn out somehow, I guess that’s where the micro transactions come in.
 
Yes, indeed it was brutal.
I lost my account that had permanent dragon on there, and I lost several mythics.
I lost my other account that had perms on other games, and I've essentially lost a grand total of 600 dollars because of enforcement bans.
When I played the game it was so popular I decided, “maybe it gets mor enjoyable the further i progress”

So i bought perma kitsune and the sword and shit, spent around 100 dollars in robux then quit the game and never touched it again, I got to like like 500 only
 
I sure did learn my lesson about cash management after that mess though
 
When I played the game it was so popular I decided, “maybe it gets mor enjoyable the further i progress”

So i bought perma kitsune and the sword and shit, spent around 100 dollars in robux then quit the game and never touched it again, I got to like like 500 only
We should continue playing it if you are willing to.
 
I sure did learn my lesson about cash management after that mess though
I didn't.
I just got cash from my birthvessel and I am probably going to spend it all on ingame curriences once again.
 
Wanna hop on blox fruits rn?
 
Read every word, never played it now I want to play it. Is this all real or have you inserted fantasy? I've played worse games that were just the Skinner box infinite progression you described at the start. Weightlifting simulator, pet simulator.
Those games pale in comparison to this infinite layered hierarchy, as with each proceeding layer comes more difficulty.
 
Roblox Bedwars>>> any other roblox game
 
Glad I stopped playing after getting into the 3rd sea
 

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