JFL [LMFAO] j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-just get a buzzcut if you're balding bro !! A BUZZCUT LOOKS ALPHA YOU GONNA BE ALPHA MALEZZ ( BALDCELS DO NOT ENTER )

[TheNEET]

I had a nightmare today about starting to bald
it's even more over than before when it happens to me

 

[VST]

All you have to do is have a haircut like Jason Statham and a face like Jason Statham and you're set.

And the status of Jason Statham.

 

[Fullofhate]

"just be a super elite top level tennis great of all time bro"

 

[Ritalincel]

"just be a super elite top level tennis great of all time bro"

 

[Ritalincel]

Bump.

 

[Evildoer]

I remember stalking his account and he also used to post dick pics of himself into Ladyboners, which never got any comments or upvotes.

Classic

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

Just go for asians tbh

I did, twice! Both times rejected! And I'm white!!

 

[Evildoer]

I did, twice! Both times rejected! And I'm white!!

Of course you won't get asian Stacy, try with more subhuman ones.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

If you don't have a bone face structure of a chad lose your hair will make you a 3/10 at max

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

Hair is love, hair is life.

 

[Grapefruit]

Thank god for hair.

 

[Ritalincel]

Thank god for hair.

Amen, brother.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

I had a nightmare last night.
I was balding like NW3. Thinking about it, want me to buy some fin.

Hair is love, hair is life.

Hair is pure.

 

[TheRealChincel]

Oy, every time I see that Reddit gymcel manlet posted here, I break down . He literally thought he was a 7 yet wondered why he was rejected.

 

[Deleted member 301]

Screams incel when you have fucking Pikachu behind you in the photo lol.

 

[Ritalincel]

Back to the top

 

[UBERCEL]

Good hair is the last fence before the rope tbh

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

shave it bro girls love that shit

 

[Deleted member 7573]

if somehow you can save your hair, do it, lose your hair will be your passage without return to eternal loneliness if your face is the face of a truecel

 

[BrendioEEE]

Just go for asians tbh

 

[Adolf Reinhardt]

I get mogged by all of them and i have a full head of hair.

However my hairline started to recede in these past few months so i wonder how grotesque im gonna look once bald. May have to rope sooner rather than later.