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JFL [LMFAO] j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-just get a buzzcut if you're balding bro !! A BUZZCUT LOOKS ALPHA YOU GONNA BE ALPHA MALEZZ ( BALDCELS DO NOT ENTER )

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j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-just get a buzzcut , grow a beard and muscles you gonna be ALPHHHAAA MALLEZZ HUUUR DUUUUURR UUUGHHH

this guys is 5'3 btw

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j-j-j-j-j-j-just GET A HAIRCUT BRO


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Just look at Vin Diesel bro!
 
Just go for asians tbh
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I want to fuck her brains out with my tiny dick
 
I remember that ripped guy, he was posted from reddits redpill. Absolutely delusional, referred to himself as a "solid 7/10".

JFL

  • Bald baby egg head
  • Ginger
  • Hobo beard
  • Absolute manlet 5'3
I remember stalking his account and he also used to post dick pics of himself into Ladyboners, which never got any comments or upvotes.

Classic
 
I remember that ripped guy, he was posted from reddits redpill. Absolutely delusional, referred to himself as a "solid 7/10".

JFL

  • Bald baby egg head
  • Ginger
  • Hobo beard
  • Absolute manlet 5'3
I remember stalking his account and he also used to post dick pics of himself into Ladyboners, which never got any comments or upvotes.

Classic
lmao, let me know if u have pics of him
 
lmao, let me know if u have pics of him

I don't and I can't remember his username unfortunately. But I could probably find his account again given enough time, when im less busy.
 
I think by buzzcut they mean something like Jason Statham, so there should be at least 2-5mm of hair left.
 
I sort of look like him.
 
I remember that ripped guy, he was posted from reddits redpill. Absolutely delusional, referred to himself as a "solid 7/10".

JFL

  • Bald baby egg head
  • Ginger
  • Hobo beard
  • Absolute manlet 5'3
I remember stalking his account and he also used to post dick pics of himself into Ladyboners, which never got any comments or upvotes.

Classic

his fucking inhib levels must be in the negatives

posting dick pics on ladyboners JajAJJAJAAJJAjaJAJAJJAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
 
Like I said white guys only look good with hair but this is irrelevant because even though I look way better with a buzzcut than the white eggheads a girl would still prefer them to me
 
when i go past norwood 2 i should invest in a hair system
 
I remember that ripped guy, he was posted from reddits redpill. Absolutely delusional, referred to himself as a "solid 7/10".

JFL

  • Bald baby egg head
  • Ginger
  • Hobo beard
  • Absolute manlet 5'3
I remember stalking his account and he also used to post dick pics of himself into Ladyboners, which never got any comments or upvotes.

Classic
"I´m what incels would call a chad..."
 
Really it depends on the shape of your head and how it looks with your facial structure.
 
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Truth is that if you're good height 5'10 at least, and have a good face then you can legit just gymcel if you're bald. Do some neck exercises then BOOM, you're set.
 
Truth is that if you're good height 5'10 at least, and have a good face then you can legit just gymcel if you're bald. Do some neck exercises then BOOM, you're set.
What about 5'9? 175cm :feelstrash:
 
Never began for Friar Tuckcels
 
This is why I'll do everything to keep my hair. Idgaf. If I ever get to the point of being so bald that a hair transplant isn't possible, I'll kill myself. I'll be a martyr for bald brahs out there too, so hopefully a cure is finally found.
 
Just get a hairpiece rope bro
 
Second one looks like a typical betabux beta faggot.
 
Get a hair tattoo OmegaLUL
 
Why don't baldcels just run hair system game? It's pretty damn convincing. Only problem is that it leaves your hairline high because of forehead muscles needing to move. It sure beats being bald any day.
This is why I'll do everything to keep my hair. Idgaf. If I ever get to the point of being so bald that a hair transplant isn't possible, I'll kill myself. I'll be a martyr for bald brahs out there too, so hopefully a cure is finally found.
Hair system.
 
Why don't baldcels just run hair system game? It's pretty damn convincing. Only problem is that it leaves your hairline high because of forehead muscles needing to move. It sure beats being bald any day.
Running wig game is dangerous, plus the maintenance and cost of a good one is pretty high. Id only recommend wigmaxx for NW5 to 7. If a wigmaxx allows some one to ascend, then there's the worry of being found out. And when that happens it's over.
 
Running wig game is dangerous, plus the maintenance and cost of a good one is pretty high. Id only recommend wigmaxx for NW5 to 7. If a wigmaxx allows some one to ascend, then there's the worry of being found out. And when that happens it's over.
There isn't that much maintenance and the wig sits on so tight you cannot pull it off, not even during rough sex. A specialist has to remove it. It's pretty much like hair, you cannot tell the difference. No one ever has to find out.

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Literally no way to tell it's fake.
 
At this point only genetic engineering can save them
 
There isn't that much maintenance and the wig sits on so tight you cannot pull it off, not even during rough sex. A specialist has to remove it. It's pretty much like hair, you cannot tell the difference. No one ever has to find out.

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Literally no way to tell it's fake.
To each their own, it's really situational. Personally I'm just going to get a hair transplant and hopefully that'll bump me up 1.5 PSL.
 
To each their own, it's really situational. Personally I'm just going to get a hair transplant and hopefully that'll bump me up 1.5 PSL.
Hair transplant is of course the first choice. Hair system for people with rapid balding.

I'll get a hair transplant myself soon. Will try to get it set as low as possible within reason.

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From beta provider to movie star.

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From incel to beta provider.

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From serial killer to happy oldcel.

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From child molester to good looking guy.

Baldness makes 95% of people subhuman. Hair system is the way to go if you're too bald or balding too rapidly for a transplant.
 
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j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-just get a buzzcut , grow a beard and muscles you gonna be ALPHHHAAA MALLEZZ HUUUR DUUUUURR UUUGHHH

this guys is 5'3 btw

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j-j-j-j-j-j-just GET A HAIRCUT BRO


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that 5'3 guy, was he the one on reddit saying he is around a 7/10?
 
I think by buzzcut they mean something like Jason Statham, so there should be at least 2-5mm of hair left.

All you have to do is have a haircut like Jason Statham and a face like Jason Statham and you're set.
 

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