Serious List of ten things low tier normie femoids think are unrealistic beauty standards but are actually not

[KingOfRome]

1. Not having a massive protruding potbelly that sticks out further than their boobs
2. Having a butt more shapely than soggy toast
3. Not having more than one chin
4. Having a visible jaw
5. Having arms that don't flap or jiggle when she waves them
6. Not smelling like a farm animal's anus
7. Having lice-free hair
8. Not having a unibrow
9. Not having excessive leg or armpit hair
10. Not dressing like a 60 year old spinster

These are the sole criteria for a femoid to never have to settle for a sub8, and they only require the bare minimum of effort. It's completely dehumanizing to have the most gross unkempt slobs always treat you like a bug under their heel when you do your best to stay clean and in shape as a genetically substandard male. I wish they'd at least have the basic common decency to put half the effort into themselves so their rejection wouldn't be so degrading.

 

[Guest2]

Shaving themselves, wearing appropriate makeup etc. It's mostly behavioural standards that they think are unrealistic, though (well, except for Chad...). For example, not cheating, being good at cooking or willing to try, knowing how to make him feel better. These lazy slobs just want to LDAR a relationship because they know that they have unlimited options.

 

[KingOfRome]

Shaving themselves, wearing appropriate makeup etc. It's mostly behavioural standards that they think are unrealistic, though (well, except for Chad...). For example, not cheating, being good at cooking or willing to try, knowing how to make him feel better. These lazy slobs just want to LDAR a relationship because they know that they have unlimited options.

It's just so disheartening to put in so much work and not even be worthy of the table scraps that normies get for exponentially less effort. I mean, I'm not even worthy of being a jester. That's how subhuman I am.

 

[GeneticFilth]

Even with planks (body of 12 year old boy no tits no ass normies call them petite to cope with getting an ugly girl) all that they have to do is glute exercises for 1 year and they never have to date/fuck another sub 8 male again.

 

[Remyx]

Ridiculous how females have high standards that they themselves fail to meet

 

[Deleted member 677]

There's no such thing as a "low-tier normie" foid. They're all Stacies thanks to cucks.

 

[Emba]

Fucking princess di!

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

How to be attractive as a man:
- have wide shoulders
- have a big, domineering frame
- have hair
- have nice facial bones
- have status
- be tall
- don’t be a shy beta
- don’t be skinny
- don’t be fat
- don’t be poor
- don’t live with your family

How to be attractive as a woman:
- don’t be obese
- don’t have too many acid burns on your fsce

The end

 

[PPEcel]

How to be attractive as a man:
- have wide shoulders
- have a big, domineering frame
- have hair
- have nice facial bones
- have status
- be tall
- don’t be a shy beta
- don’t be skinny
- don’t be fat
- don’t be poor
- don’t live with your family

How to be attractive as a woman:
- don’t be morbidly obese
- don’t have too many acid burns on your fsce

The end

Edited for accuracy
Plenty of normies settle for 2/10 landwhales JFL

 

[Deleted member 10531]

Even with planks (body of 12 year old boy no tits no ass normies call them petite to cope with getting an ugly girl) all that they have to do is glute exercises for 1 year and they never have to date/fuck another sub 8 male again.

No foid has to do anything to date a plus-8 male.

 

[Sans]

don’t be obese

Cope. Their dating pool is slightly decreased, but they still have plenty of options. Not to mention that if you search “BBW” on pornhub there’s over a quarter of a million results.

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Cope. Their dating pool is slightly decreased, but they still have plenty of options. Not to mention that if you search “BBW” on pornhub there’s over a quarter of a million results.

Attractive =/= still able to get fucked as a woman

 

[Deleted member 19079]

free him @KingOfRome reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Deleted member 2686]

There's no such thing as a "low-tier normie" foid. They're all Stacies thanks to cucks.

This

 

[Emba]

Just be Chad br0

 

[Deleted member 4159]

What's even more disgusting are the ones that get all tatted up, get piercings, and shave their hair off and dye it a flamboyant color. They do this to give the middle finger to men.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Ye, landwhales are disgusting. I prefer being a volcel instead.