- Jan 16, 2023
https://web.archive.org/web/20220327021717/https://www.distractify.com/entertainment/2018/10/02/ZvU1RW/rockers-and-underage-teensList includes David Bowie, who deflowered a 14 year old when he was 26 (also worth noting the movie Labyrinth where the entire plot revolves around him trying to bone a 14 year old. Also included is Elvis Presley, who famously met his to-be wife Priscilla when she was 14 and he was 24 (people cope by saying they didn't fuck until they married or something JFL ) but he ALSO had "underage slumber parties" what a fucking chad was the king of rock.
"According to friends, Elvis had an obsession with "young teenage girls," which he creepily called "cherries." According to Baby, Let's Play House, Elvis felt insecure about pleasing older women and would invite groups of young fans to his house for sleepovers instead. At these late-night sessions, Elvis would tickle and kiss them, play-fight with them, and even teach them how to put on makeup the way he liked. He would later meet his first wife, Priscilla Presley, when she was just 14."
Lmao I am going to call underage girls "cherries" from now on.
But the point here is that this list is far from exhaustive. Pretty much every major star of the 20th century had some fornication with an underage girl. So why are they not called monsters as we would be? Why is there music still played on the radio and they are loved and adored, when for us incels even thinking about going near an underage girl makes people want to violently kill us? It's kind of hypocritical, no? And it's also indicative of just how arbitrary people's modern standards are. This is why moralfags need to suck on fat turds, because they are the ultimate NPCs and they will commit the most heinous acts upon humanity is the name of "morality".
It's also just another indicator that before the cancer known as the internet turned everyone into a moral busybody, men were MUCH freer because not every toilet hole had a fucking voice that people listen to for some reason. The best thing for humanity would be for an EMP from the Sun to fry all of our technology and send us back 100 years to before computers allowed cucks to manipulate our lives.