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Kiss Marry Kill: Evangelion edition

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You have 1 vote each for who you kiss, marry and kill (You can choose each only once). The candidates:

1. Misato Katsuragi
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2. Asuka Langley Soryu
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3. Rei Ayanami
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My choice: Kiss Misato, marry Rei, kill Asuka
 
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I've never seen the show, but by looks alone, I'm going

Marry
Kiss
Kill
 
I don’t know their personalities so I’ll go based off of their looks.

Kiss - Rei

Marry - Asuka

Kill - Misato
 
Feet lick: Misato, Marry: Rei, Fucking raep and torture to death: Asuka
 
Misato Katsuragi - marry
Rei Ayanami - kiss

Asuka Langley Soryu - kill
 
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Kiss

Neon Genesis Evangelion GIF


Marry

Evangelion GIF by KonnichiwaFestival


Kill
 
Marry Misato, Kiss Asuka, Kill Rei

Idk shit about their personalities so my choice is entirely visual
 
I'm a faggotcel, so i really really like and get turned on by short haired women, so:
marry rei
kiss rei
kill asuka and misato

If i can't do that, then:
Marry rei
Kiss misato
Kill asuka
 
1 and 2. Kill
3. Kiss and marry
 
1.rape 2.rape 3. rape
 
1 kiss 2 kill 3 marry
 
rapE all the wayyyyyyyyyyyy...
 
Why is it that in the Japanese animes they have the whitest foids but all of them have the most chink sounding names ever. Nigga at least give them some white names.
 
Why is it that in the Japanese animes they have the whitest foids but all of them have the most chink sounding names ever. Nigga at least give them some white names.
nobody would watch anime if they looked like actual Asians
 
I've never watched the show but why do so many people wanna kill asuka? She's objectively the most attractive.
 
I've never watched the show but why do so many people wanna kill asuka? She's objectively the most attractive.
She is a loud mouthed, overconfident bitch who is also an energy drainer and always unneccesarily rude
 
Marry Asuka -> Best girl, i love her, if i cant live with her i dont wanna live, perfect looks and personality

Kill Misato -> Ugly

Kiss Rei -> Idk shes left over
 
, perfect personality
Looks ? Fine

But how in the world is her personality perfect ? She acts similarly to women with narccisistic personality disorder, i know how impossible they are to deal with and how energy and life draining they can, since my mom was such one too
 
Looks ? Fine

But how in the world is her personality perfect ? She acts similarly to women with narccisistic personality disorder, i know how impossible they are to deal with and how energy and life draining they can, since my mom was such one too
I don't wanna get into the specifics of my taste, but yeah, i stand to what i said. Perfect personality for me.
 
Kiss Misato

Marry Rei

Kill Asuka
 
Kiss Misato, marry Asuka, kill Rei
 
Would
Would
Would
 
Kiss, kill, marry
 
marry Asuka
Kiss Rei
kill Misato
 
It really depends on which Rei we're talking about. Third Rei was likeable, second and first ones weren't.

Asuka is a cluster B bitch and Misato is the typical foid (which manages to mog most other females in the show, JFL).
 
Kill
Kill
Kill
 
Stole my gimmick
I never post in anime section or saw you post that before, just saw this thread on front page due to a recent reply. I didn't copy you, we're soul brothers :feelsokman:
 
Marry Misato
Kiss Rei
Kill Asuka
 
I never post in anime section or saw you post that before, just saw this thread on front page due to a recent reply. I didn't copy you, we're soul brothers :feelsokman:
I was joking brocel :feelsokman:
 
Kiss Asuka
Marry Rei
Kill Misato

This is the only right option. OP is killing a 16 year old virgin foid and kissing a 30 year old slut who has had multiple dicks in her mouth.
 
kill
kill
kill
 
Marry Misato, kiss Rei, kill Ass Sucker.
 
Logical explanations for all of them

Marry Rei , she's not a vile mouthed whore and id expect her to be on the more obedient end. Overall she wouldn't cause any problems and I could lead a happy life like that.

Kiss Asuka , more of a punishment kiss for some particular reasons anyone could imagine

Kill Misato , expired
 

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