Worst part is I was oofy doofymaxxed, spending my holidays from the all-boys prison camp I was being sent to every three quarters (with a one-month break in between each quarter.) Because they knew we'd end up touch starved the school admin organized this socializing event with an all-female penitentiary. Because all the socially aware Chads and Tyrones already had contacts with toilets from the sheboon camp on IG they planned out how they'd meet their Stacies and Beckies. High inhib socially inept retards like me were left with the leftovers. I got paired up with this fucking beluga whale. I sat my ass down and said my hellos. Somewhere along the convo she asked for my height. I answered 5'6. Bitch burst out laughing. I should have been uncomfortable but the redditroon programming made me believe she was just messing around. A bit more oofydoofying and time was up. She got up and left without saying a word. She couldn't stand to be around me anymore.
The BP knows you before you know it
The BP knows you before you know it
