Takuji Mamiya
comedy and satire uplift others
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Happened today, at Uni. As soon as I got upstairs I knew I was going to write about it on here.
I was walking down the hallway at lunch today, trying to make my way upstairs. 3 basic brunette foids in front of my were talking in the corridor. They were standing directly in the middle, forming a fucking triangle to block my way past. I don’t know why women do this, they constantly block hallways and doors for no reason. I don’t really have any way forward so I have to push through them. I had to scrape myself against the wall past one of them, she recoiled violently and they all burst into laughter. I desperately wanted to turn around and throw my food at them. It brought me back to that old ER search history thingy where he searched up if throwing scalding hot coffee at couples was illegal. I hesitated but I didn’t throw the food. I fucking hate entitled bitches like that. (All of this is a fictional story, recreated in Grand Theft Auto V)
I was walking down the hallway at lunch today, trying to make my way upstairs. 3 basic brunette foids in front of my were talking in the corridor. They were standing directly in the middle, forming a fucking triangle to block my way past. I don’t know why women do this, they constantly block hallways and doors for no reason. I don’t really have any way forward so I have to push through them. I had to scrape myself against the wall past one of them, she recoiled violently and they all burst into laughter. I desperately wanted to turn around and throw my food at them. It brought me back to that old ER search history thingy where he searched up if throwing scalding hot coffee at couples was illegal. I hesitated but I didn’t throw the food. I fucking hate entitled bitches like that. (All of this is a fictional story, recreated in Grand Theft Auto V)





