"Just dance, bro. Women love a man who can have fun".

[Fontaine]

I'm trying to imagine how it would go if an ugly man attempts to dance in some nightclub with prime roasties, and I can't because my brain cells are instantly fried by cringe juice.

Please tell me no one among you ever attempted to pull this off.

(Was thinking about this as during my nighttime footing, I came across a camping site where normies were dancing to old pop tunes).

 

[acnescarcel]

come on br0 you don't like to bust a move?

 

[RopeShow]

If some subhuman fuck tried to pull this off, they would probably get a kick to the nuts and then be arrested under sexual assault charges

 

[averageblokecel]

come on br0 you don't like to bust a move?

Just dance brah

 

[Zaetheus]

i can dance but i prefer not to alone i will not wgen others are watching though

 

[KilluminoidBR]

I was used to do it.

I just dance with male friends and ignore females. But my face is 5/10 so nobody was mocking me by my looks at least...

 

[Fontaine]

If some subhuman fuck tried to pull this off, they would probably get a kick to the nuts and then be arrested under sexual assault charges

Most realistic scenarios:

> They try to evade his area by going to the opposite side of the dance floor
> They laugh at him in a demeaning way
> They leave the dance floor ("Come on, let's go to bed Stacy. I'm tired")

 

[SoCalSuifuel]

Best case scenario they dance with him for a few seconds while giggling at eachother then they walk away to go find a Chad after it stops amusing them.

 

[RopeShow]

Most realistic scenarios:

> They try to evade his area by going to the opposite side of the dance floor
> They laugh at him in a demeaning way
> They leave the dance floor ("Come on, let's go to bed Stacy. I'm tired")

Yes I was just joking, but really, would we even be surprised if it happened?

 

[Deleted member 8499]

Why dance lol

 

[masterwizard]

I've seen this first hand. Unless his dancing is objectively very technically skilled and "good", he will get laughed at. A chad doing the exact same moves would get complements and positivity.

 

[SirIncel]

I tried this.
Didn't work.
Nobody laughed. They just left or signaled me to go away.

 

[Anger]

Dancing is a big lie, there is no way you can pull this off unless you're chad of course.

 

[KV-]

I'm trying to imagine how it would go if an ugly man attempts to dance in some nightclub with prime roasties, and I can't because my brain cells are instantly fried by cringe juice.

Please tell me no one among you ever attempted to pull this off.

(Was thinking about this as during my nighttime footing, I came across a camping site where normies were dancing to old pop tunes).

Dance=cope, posting legendary video: she denies him for the kiss on TV

 

[TrueAlphaMale]

Dancing is so low T.

 

[Akira]

I'm trying to imagine how it would go if an ugly man attempts to dance in some nightclub with prime roasties, and I can't because my brain cells are instantly fried by cringe juice.

Please tell me no one among you ever attempted to pull this off.

(Was thinking about this as during my nighttime footing, I came across a camping site where normies were dancing to old pop tunes).

I've done it. It was super dark, pulsing lights, insanely loud music, and everyone grinding up on each other. No one cared that I was ugly because it was so dark and everyone was completely hammered. Pure lifefuel. I felt temporarily normal.

 

[fOreVER]

Dance with an AR-15

 

[blickpall]

I've done it. It was super dark, pulsing lights, insanely loud music, and everyone grinding up on each other. No one cared that I was ugly because it was so dark and everyone was completely hammered. Pure lifefuel. I felt temporarily normal.

This is how it often is if the party is live enough. Especially true for filthy trap parties I find.

 

[Akira]

This is how it often is if the party is live enough. Especially true for filthy trap parties I find.

Exactly - no need to be embarrassed because no one gives a fuck if you're a terrible dancer

 

[blickpall]

Exactly - no need to be embarrassed because no one gives a fuck if you're a terrible dancer

It's too bumpin' to even tell who is bad or who is good, minus maybe if people climbed on stage or whatever (which would be none of us anyway).

 

[The End]

I know it's true - I heard a factual event recounted in a Weird Al song.

Spoiler: Sing along, why don't you

We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek
He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak
He never used to hang around with the guys
He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies

He wasn't much to look at
He never was very bright
but at least there was one thing that he could do all right
That boy could dance

He was kind of a jerk
He was kind of a bore
but the women would scream when he walked in the door
'cause one thing I could tell you for sure
That boy could dance

Picking teams, he would always be last
He couldn't run very far,
He couldn't think very fast
If he was on your side, you'd always lose
the guy had a problem, even tying his shoes

He never passed his drivers test
He was always afraid of cars
and he had a complexion that resembled the surface of Mars
but that boy could dance

Well, his hair was a mess
and his clothes didn't fit
He smelled pretty bad, and he drooled just a bit
but you gotta admit
boy, that boy could dance

Now that boy is much older
he's got his own dance studio
He's got a teeny bopper fan club
yeah, he's got his own TV show
now he owns half of Montana
they all call him "Diamond Jim"
and you know I'd do anything if I could be just like him
'cause that boy could dance

 

[Deleted member 301]

Dance=cope, posting legendary video: she denies him for the kiss on TV

Never gets anymore harder to watch, she actually ended up going out with a Chad. I remember seeing it somewhere.

 

[Robo Sapien]

I've done it. It was super dark, pulsing lights, insanely loud music, and everyone grinding up on each other. No one cared that I was ugly because it was so dark and everyone was completely hammered. Pure lifefuel. I felt temporarily normal.

Honestly, this is why I missed clubs. They were the only places where I got to touch living breathing women. Though I even got curbed there most of the time.

 

[Frameceljeff]

Dance with an AR-15

 

[oldcel75]

An incel on a dancing floor.

 

[AfrikanCel]

I'm trying to imagine how it would go if an ugly man attempts to dance in some nightclub with prime roasties, and I can't because my brain cells are instantly fried by cringe juice.

Please tell me no one among you ever attempted to pull this off.

(Was thinking about this as during my nighttime footing, I came across a camping site where normies were dancing to old pop tunes).

Dancing is a meme. All the chaddiest chads just stand their and foids approach him.

 

[ColdPillow]

This is funny because when I volunteered to serve at a summer camp, these girls tried to get me to dance and I gave in and did. Immediately all of the people zoned me out of the center of the party and I found myself outside of it. It hurt really bad because I couldn't even open up and it felt like they did that to me on purpose. I just walked back to my room and smoked a pack of cigarettes, which was the first time I really started smoking. I wanted to end myself that night.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

How the actual fuck do you even dance nowadays? Never understood it. In middle school, we had to do this thing where we did a group oriented dance to a song, and the teachers filmed it, and I just stood there doing nothing.