Story Just ascended and found a woman that actually wants me (this forum was a great journey - thank you)

[Copexodius Maximus]

I just met a girl who looked over my appearance, and I can't believe this is happening.
She's from my highschool and admitted that she always crushed on me, and wanted me but thought she wasn't good enough.
I think I finally found purpose in my life, to make each other happy and have a family.
Hope you guys can ascend as well one day, and thank you all for everything.
Btw, April Fools. I'm still rotting in my room from loneliness.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

XD

 

[Deleted member 33716]

 

[Deleted member 33805]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

 

[Deleted member 33778]

I was happy for you brocel, you had me for a minute there.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

XD

I was happy for you brocel, you had me for a minute there.

there's no happy ending for subhumans

 

[Tenshi]

ngl I fell

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

ngl I fell

hope you got a laugh out of it

 

[Deleted member 4760]

damn, you were this >I I< close from the ban ahmmer

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

damn, you were this >I I< close from the ban ahmmer

Wish I did ascend tbh ngl, but it's not possible for truecels.

 

[JestER]

damn, you were this >I I< close from the ban ahmmer

I was that close to clicking that report button

 

[morgenthau]

I'm still rotting in my room from loneliness.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I was that close to clicking that report button

Brootal

Lmao i actually thought you ascended. it;'s over for gulliblecels

I think some fakecels have ascended before

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I just met a girl who looked over my appearance, and I can't believe this is happening.
She's from my highschool and admitted that she always crushed on me, and wanted me but thought she wasn't good enough.
I think I finally found purpose in my life, to make each other happy and have a family.
Hope you guys can ascend as well one day, and thank you all for everything.
Btw, April Fools. I'm still rotting in my room from loneliness.

congratulations I hope you and her live a good life. never look back! Look to the future!

 

[BigMorons]

Seriously i would happy you ascended

 

[Deleted member 33986]

I didn't fall for this because if there existed one girl who can develop a crush on you other girls would too and they would have let you know in high school.

 

[NorthernWind]

My friend who struggled with social anxiety finally realized that it's all in his head. He's 4.9 ft 41 y.o. balding Indian janitor. He just became more confident and now slays 18 y.o. blue eyed blondies. Take a note, inkwells.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

congratulations I hope you and her live a good life. never look back! Look to the future!

JFL, you didn’t even read the whole post.

Seriously i would happy you ascended

thanks brocel. I would be happy if anyone here ascended.

I didn't fall for this because if there existed one girl who can develop a crush on you other girls would too and they would have let you know in high school.

over for narutocels getting crushed on by hinastacy

My friend who struggled with social anxiety finally realized that it's all in his head. He's 4.9 ft 41 y.o. balding Indian janitor. He just became more confident and now slays 18 y.o. blue eyed blondies. Take a note, inkwells.

 

[kt0_0]

Why tf did I fall for this lmao..

 

[over4men]

ngl I fell

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Why tf did I fall for this lmao..

On april 1? Idk lol

 

[singleplayercel]

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

 

[Deleted member 24977]

I was happy for you brocel, you had me for a minute there.

same.
Fuck, seems like no one gets out of this misery

 

[Kamikaze]

I also had a crush on you in highschool.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

same.
Fuck, seems like no one gets out of this misery

it's over

I also had a crush on you in highschool.

 

[BermaPermannaculo]

I went directly to the end when was in the second line
(nigga)

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I went directly to the end when was in the second line
(nigga)

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there were only 5 lines bro. That's some giga ADHD trait.

 

[dirtykombatcel]

very funny, I almost punched my screen thinking the forum lost a good member.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

very funny, I almost punched my screen thinking the forum lost a good member.

Goddam, you just want me to stay here so we can stay miserable together.

 

[dirtykombatcel]

Goddam, you just want me to stay here so we can stay miserable together.

exactly. misery loves company.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

exactly. misery loves company.

I wish happiness loved company as well.

 

[BermaPermannaculo]

there were only 5 lines bro. That's some giga ADHD trait.

In my phone it's 9 lines
(moron)

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

In my phone it's 9 lines
(moron)

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