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Jfl I'm getting fired from my job. This time for real.

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Ik this time it's for real because my boss is ignoring me, which is what usually happens when they'll fire you and dont give a fuck, from my experience. But idk. Maybe he's just mad. We'll see.

What happened is that I have a fucked sleep schedule, and eventually the inevitable happened, they hit me up about an urgent issue and I didn't respond for hours jfl woke up with a full inbox of texts and missed calls from my boss. When I noticed I pretended like I didn't see the texts but saw the email and was working on it, but it still gives a very bad impression, specially because my boss had to fix it himself. This is after a talk they had with me about having to improve my behavior or they'd fire me, a while ago. Time to neetbux I guess :feelscomfy:
 
i've been fired twice, or rather three times. it's a stale experience, for that and other reasons i prefer to be neet, tbh
 
i've been fired twice, or rather three times. it's a stale experience, for that and other reasons i prefer to be neet, tbh
yeah it kinda sucks, it happened to me before as well, its ragefuel
 
I’ve been fired a couple times too, ragefuel ngl
 
I’ve been fired a couple times too, ragefuel ngl
yeah it sucks because you also get the corporate bugmen ranting you about "attitude" :soy:, like i dont give a shit, i just want to get paid and work as little as possible lol
 
yeah it sucks because you also get the corporate bugmen ranting you about "attitude" :soy:, like i dont give a shit, i just want to get paid and work as little as possible lol
Tbh
 
Jobs are fucking shit
 
At least you will no longer be exchanging your labor to make the jews even more wealthy.
 
At least you will no longer be exchanging your labor to make the jews wealthy.
i wasnt making them wealthy bc i dont do shit at work :feelsthink: , because in my country, if they fire me without a proven reason that it's deserved i can sue and they'll pay me a compensation + i'll get neetbux.
 
, they hit me up about an urgent issue and I didn't respond for hours jfl woke up with a full inbox of texts and missed calls from my boss.
You might be my soon to be ex-coworker.

Learn to micro-nap. I take naps during non-urgent meetings. Accumulate busy work and nap and finish those after napping. The majority of people trying to look busy
 
There's no job for your face
 
You might be my soon to be ex-coworker.

Learn to micro-nap. I take naps during non-urgent meetings. Accumulate busy work and nap and finish those after napping. The majority of people trying to look busy
Where you from brocel?

That's high IQ but tbh when you micro nap you don't go into deep sleep. I'm trying to looksmaxx so trying to stay healthy, but I can't help going to sleep late since I'm depressed and addicted to copes like vidya, so i make up for it during work jfl.
 
If neetbucks are available, you won.
 
Never had one. I can't even drive yet.
 
I once got fired for not mopping a floor fast enough!
Brutal

i ran outta NEETbux so I went back to work
I’ll reclaim my NEET status soon
 
You have to be ready to go to work at any time without further notice? So that means you can’t take naps? :giga:
 
You have to be ready to go to work at any time without further notice? So that means you can’t take naps? :giga:
No I have a fixed schedule but usually don't sleep at night and sleep through it since I'm depressed due to being lonely
 
Where you from brocel?

That's high IQ but tbh when you micro nap you don't go into deep sleep. I'm trying to looksmaxx so trying to stay healthy, but I can't help going to sleep late since I'm depressed and addicted to copes like vidya, so i make up for it during work jfl.
Day in the life of this incel:

I start work at 6am pt (turn on work computer and work phone and nap until 7-8am), but HQ in East coast so sometimes someone will ask a question early or there is an urgent issue right as i log on. I do some work, say im looking into it and nap for awhile. Im done at 2:30pm and pass on any urgent issues to coworkers that do the same as me in role. If i learned something new i post and notify the team of changes and current issues. I'm the most vocal in the chatrooms (team simping have a name? Similar to being the group clown but for work info).
I then either sleep a couple hours after work or do whatever i want since 2:30pm is legit early. Sleep and watch videos on my hobby during and after work. Or do projects related to it. Decided to start a micro farm as a hobby with my brother.
Tbh i watch a bunch of porn too during work when im bored now. Then fall into a light sleep.
I'm stealing hours from the company but the foids have been doing it blatantly for years just on Amazon or makeup shopping for hours at a time. Or going off to fuck coworkers on company time. I'm actually doing my job well during wfh. I've spent so much time on the internet that I'm more efficient doing work fully online only, rather than blabbermouther coworkers (ask a lot of questions type of corporate foids or i didnt do nuthins) that interrupt me to get answers to dumb questions so they can complete enough tasks to not get fired.
of course they promoted a white guy i trained so i just make it a point to send as much of the busy work to him by saying he is the expert and should be consulted, yet answering that question would (humble brag) take me a few minutes to an hour, but would take him half the day and wrangle a bunch of people that don't need to be bothered just to get an answer. I personally love that he wastes so much of people time.

as i go back to porn/nap/etc.

He probably fucks his asian gf (same race/ethnicity as me) when not busy wfh. He also cheated on that gf with ethnic Stacies at work during work hours for years. One of them hated me and physically attacked me once (coincidentally saw her at a retail store today browsing in the same aisle but she ran out of there) I wasnt dumb, didnt involve hr in the altercation. I just walked off. Her friend also called me creepy "as a joke" just for sitting near to her slightly behind her. I "ignored" her "joke."

Fuck corporations they suck. Bunch of useless design foids got laid off, silver lining of corporation restructures. In any case you've heard of my company's brands. They're everywhere and made big bucks even during the coof year.

still corpbuxxing is so much easier if you can get paid for very little effort. I dont care if they fire me so ive gotten bold and pushed the limits of risk more than most are willing to. I have savings from not wasting on clothes and going out with social network. I can last 2 years if needed not working.
 
Day in the life of this incel:

I start work at 6am pt (turn on work computer and work phone and nap until 7-8am), but HQ in East coast so sometimes someone will ask a question early or there is an urgent issue right as i log on. I do some work, say im looking into it and nap for awhile. Im done at 2:30pm and pass on any urgent issues to coworkers that do the same as me in role. If i learned something new i post and notify the team of changes and current issues. I'm the most vocal in the chatrooms (team simping have a name? Similar to being the group clown but for work info).
I then either sleep a couple hours after work or do whatever i want since 2:30pm is legit early. Sleep and watch videos on my hobby during and after work. Or do projects related to it. Decided to start a micro farm as a hobby with my brother.
Tbh i watch a bunch of porn too during work when im bored now. Then fall into a light sleep.
I'm stealing hours from the company but the foids have been doing it blatantly for years just on Amazon or makeup shopping for hours at a time. Or going off to fuck coworkers on company time. I'm actually doing my job well during wfh. I've spent so much time on the internet that I'm more efficient doing work fully online only, rather than blabbermouther coworkers (ask a lot of questions type of corporate foids or i didnt do nuthins) that interrupt me to get answers to dumb questions so they can complete enough tasks to not get fired.
of course they promoted a white guy i trained so i just make it a point to send as much of the busy work to him by saying he is the expert and should be consulted, yet answering that question would (humble brag) take me a few minutes to an hour, but would take him half the day and wrangle a bunch of people that don't need to be bothered just to get an answer. I personally love that he wastes so much of people time.

as i go back to porn/nap/etc.

He probably fucks his asian gf (same race/ethnicity as me) when not busy wfh. He also cheated on that gf with ethnic Stacies at work during work hours for years. One of them hated me and physically attacked me once (coincidentally saw her at a retail store today browsing in the same aisle but she ran out of there) I wasnt dumb, didnt involve hr in the altercation. I just walked off. Her friend also called me creepy "as a joke" just for sitting near to her slightly behind her. I "ignored" her "joke."

Fuck corporations they suck. Bunch of useless design foids got laid off, silver lining of corporation restructures. In any case you've heard of my company's brands. They're everywhere and made big bucks even during the coof year.

still corpbuxxing is so much easier if you can get paid for very little effort. I dont care if they fire me so ive gotten bold and pushed the limits of risk more than most are willing to. I have savings from not wasting on clothes and going out with social network. I can last 2 years if needed not working.
You should see the work construction works do. I have seen some of those guys bragging about how they have 3-4 hour breaks and when I do see them work it's basically 6 of them watching another guy dig a hole. It's pretty funny, but damn I can't believe so many can get away with it in plain sight.
 
You should see the work construction works do. I have seen some of those guys bragging about how they have 3-4 hour breaks and when I do see them work it's basically 6 of them watching another guy dig a hole. It's pretty funny, but damn I can't believe so many can get away with it in plain sight.
I work in tech. I'm glad they hire college dropputs on my team. I just look like i know everything. But today i just basically regurgitated what a server cache is to some manager that raised the ranks from office admin to tech manager.

i wish I was getting paid six figures doing less work but i don't have the skills or experience to get those jobs baby sitting millions of dollars of production servers and software. Smart high schoolers would run circles around me but they wouldn't want this job because it has no growth. So I'm in a sweet spot where it's hard to actually find talent or even reliability at the price point. Literally has new hires on the team just blatantly watch YouTube comedy or Netflix all day. They were kept on only because they actually came into work.
 
He probably fucks his asian gf (same race/ethnicity as me) when not busy wfh. He also cheated on that gf with ethnic Stacies at work during work hours for years. One of them hated me and physically attacked me once (coincidentally saw her at a retail store today browsing in the same aisle but she ran out of there) I wasnt dumb, didnt involve hr in the altercation. I just walked off. Her friend also called me creepy "as a joke" just for sitting near to her slightly behind her. I "ignored" her "joke."
Rage fuel ngl


Fuck corporations they suck. Bunch of useless design foids got laid off, silver lining of corporation restructures. In any case you've heard of my company's brands. They're everywhere and made big bucks even during the coof year.

still corpbuxxing is so much easier if you can get paid for very little effort. I dont care if they fire me so ive gotten bold and pushed the limits of risk more than most are willing to. I have savings from not wasting on clothes and going out with social network. I can last 2 years if needed not working.
Giga based
 
I've been fired a few times because I'm a low IQ dumbass. I haven't been fired from my current job because I work mostly independently, at my own pace, and can fix any fuck ups I make without any co-workers witnessing and snitching. My job pays shit but it's one of the few things I like about it
 
I've been fired a few times because I'm a low IQ dumbass. I haven't been fired from my current job because I work mostly independently, at my own pace, and can fix any fuck ups I make without any co-workers witnessing and snitching. My job pays shit but it's one of the few things I like about it
shit man :feelsbadman:
 
This is after a talk they had with me about having to improve my behavior or they'd fire me, a while ago.
Aside from your non-Chad looks, what problems did they have with your "behavior"?
 
Aside from your non-Chad looks, what problems did they have with your "behavior"?
dumb shit like not talking enough in meetings and shit

the usual stuff they'll make up if you're ugly
 
dumb shit like not talking enough in meetings and shit

the usual stuff they'll make up if you're ugly
That is such bullshit. If you did speak up, they'd just flat out ignore you or tell you your ideas are shit. This fucked up social environment is why I don't work.
 
That is such bullshit. If you did speak up, they'd just flat out ignore you or tell you your ideas are shit. This fucked up social environment is why I don't work.
tbf i have been speaking more in meetings and it has worked and they were happier since. mainly because what i've been doing is speak pedantically to say nothing like soys do, and sharing screen (we're working remotely due to the coronavirus) with some excuse to show them something in order to bring attention to myself, which makes them feel like i've made valuable contributions. normies are actually that stupid
 
tbf i have been speaking more in meetings and it has worked and they were happier since. mainly because what i've been doing is speak pedantically to say nothing like soys do, and sharing screen (we're working remotely due to the coronavirus) with some excuse to show them something in order to bring attention to myself, which makes them feel like i've made valuable contributions. normies are actually that stupid
Problem is, you have to work to put on the facade, they do it naturally. Which means when you do eventually make a mistake (like missing a call), you won't have the leeway that they have themselves.
 
Problem is, you have to work to put on the facade, they do it naturally. Which means when you do eventually make a mistake (like missing a call), you won't have the leeway that they have themselves.
high IQ and yeah that's exactly it, in fact my boss has been extremely angry bc I didn't respond on slack for a while

also, on another job i got fired from, they told me to speak more in meetings like it was this huge affront that i didnt, and that one time i was one minute late to one meeting (they're incredibly entitled), and then i tried speaking more in meetings and got blatantly ignored or met with annoyed looks and then they continued as if i had said nothing

i really wish i was a tall gigachad man. i would get guys like this in a meeting room, whether it's coworkers or my boss, and tell them something like "tell me what the fuck is your problem now, or leave me alone, im tired of this shit" and solve it right then and there by intimidating them
 
i really wish i was a tall gigachad man. i would get guys like this in a meeting room, whether it's coworkers or my boss, and tell them something like "tell me what the fuck is your problem now, or leave me alone, im tired of this shit" and solve it right then and there by intimidating them
You wouldn't have to, since they wouldn't challenge you in the first place. For Chads and foids, working is a social activity, which is why we get booted out.
 
You wouldn't have to, since they wouldn't challenge you in the first place. For Chads and foids, working is a social activity, which is why we get booted out.
good point ngl

:reeeeee:
 
dumb shit like not talking enough in meetings and shit

the usual stuff they'll make up if you're ugly
Same reason they gave white guy raise not me an ethnic. Just because im asian i dont talk enough. Automatically soft spoken to Americans
 
Wow I'm glad I don't need to go to meetings.
 
Paper cut your penis hole and call out sick
 
Paper cut your penis hole and call out sick
First time anyone’s said anything like that and I didn’t flinch/cringe.
 
I work in tech. I'm glad they hire college dropputs on my team. I just look like i know everything. But today i just basically regurgitated what a server cache is to some manager that raised the ranks from office admin to tech manager.

i wish I was getting paid six figures doing less work but i don't have the skills or experience to get those jobs baby sitting millions of dollars of production servers and software. Smart high schoolers would run circles around me but they wouldn't want this job because it has no growth. So I'm in a sweet spot where it's hard to actually find talent or even reliability at the price point. Literally has new hires on the team just blatantly watch YouTube comedy or Netflix all day. They were kept on only because they actually came into work.

Oh man yeah I have had a service desk job where I didn't even do anything and when there was something I just elevated everything beside the tasks that take 3 minutes to close the tickets. I have noticed it's government related work where they don't really give a shit what happens such as those construction workers I see everywhere. It's usually the private/small companies that make sure they work you hard.
 
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You might be my soon to be ex-coworker.

Learn to micro-nap. I take naps during non-urgent meetings. Accumulate busy work and nap and finish those after napping. The majority of people trying to look busy
Napping is impossible for a depressed guy like me
 
I've been fired a few times because I'm a low IQ dumbass. I haven't been fired from my current job because I work mostly independently, at my own pace, and can fix any fuck ups I make without any co-workers witnessing and snitching. My job pays shit but it's one of the few things I like about it
This is why I end up work a dead-end job in a retailer as a stocking because it not much challenge for a slow pacer due to my autistic mind functional. Hopefully, one day I will work as a box delivery because they pay better than the retailer and easier since I don't have to walk around a lot because of my left ankle issue.
 

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