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This morning after watching the world cup final, my boss posted a message in the whatsapp group for work that my department could take the day off because his favorite team won. Obviously I saw this and immediately went back to sleep and woke up just around noon for lunch. As I was having my lunch at home I got a call from HR asking why I didn't show up for work today. I told them about my boss's message, Few minutes later my boss calls me and straight up told me he was joking and that I better show up for work today and that my salary would be pro-rated as a result of skipping half a day of work.
When I showed up to work the same day, my normie coworkers made a fool out of me (especially my foid coworkers) for not understanding that what the boss said was a joke. At that point if I had a weapon I would have gone ER on everyone in the office including my boss, but being the pussy that I am I just laughed at their jokes and continued on with work.
Fuck man I wish I had the money to quit and NEET as soon as possible for the rest of my life. I don't want to wageslave and deal with normscum. Normies are truly the worst.
When I showed up to work the same day, my normie coworkers made a fool out of me (especially my foid coworkers) for not understanding that what the boss said was a joke. At that point if I had a weapon I would have gone ER on everyone in the office including my boss, but being the pussy that I am I just laughed at their jokes and continued on with work.
Fuck man I wish I had the money to quit and NEET as soon as possible for the rest of my life. I don't want to wageslave and deal with normscum. Normies are truly the worst.
