Maybe I will get a real job soon

[cirno369]

I been doing a lot of gig work maybe since 3 weeks and a worker noticed and said, "Woah, you are here like every week"
I said yeah and I applied for a job here maybe 30 times by now but I have never gotten a response, and I said "Maybe you could recommend me, here is my name"
Hopefully he remembers

 

[LeFrenchCel]

He already forgot, sorry brocel

 

[Gen.SchizoAfricanus]

I hope you get the job bro cell , I been working dead end jobs my whole life an i got no prospects so i recommend you stay away from kitchens because the stacy foids will always make your life hell an every faggot will be a simp. Stay away from anything with teenagers working in their. I recently put my resume in for a 2nd job my friend will get me, only thing is it will start early as fuck so i'll be doin a 4am to 10am shift an i never woke up that early before its basically night shift because i been sleepin at 3am past couple months. Anyways keep applyin an don't give up also if you're not like me an got 2 braincels to rub together i recommend you either get a cert or make some bullshit up on your resume, it will always work , these people almost always never thoroughly verify. I haven't used a real resume in 8 years.

 

[cirno369]

I hope you get the job bro cell , I been working dead end jobs my whole life an i got no prospects so i recommend you stay away from kitchens because the stacy foids will always make your life hell an every faggot will be a simp. Stay away from anything with teenagers working in their. I recently put my resume in for a 2nd job my friend will get me, only thing is it will start early as fuck so i'll be doin a 4am to 10am shift an i never woke up that early before its basically night shift because i been sleepin at 3am past couple months. Anyways keep applyin an don't give up also if you're not like me an got 2 braincels to rub together i recommend you either get a cert or make some bullshit up on your resume, it will always work , these people almost always never thoroughly verify. I haven't used a real resume in 8 years.

What type of things do you lie about on your resume?
I want to lie too but scared

 

[Gen.SchizoAfricanus]

What type of things do you lie about on your resume?
I want to lie too but scared

it all depends on the job im applying to , there are jobs a that they will be more interested in verifying then others, Some places you will only want to slightly bend the truth , like the date range you worked somewhere or maybe put up some responsibility you had that looks good, maybe you didn't specifically do it but they can't prove that. Say you're applying to a entry level office job, you dont have office job experience but you can say you did administrative tasks at a place you've worked at ALSO this is important get your sister or friend to act as a reference for you , they never verify the number just say it was your old bosses personal number an train you buddy on what to say. This will almost grantee you get the job if your "refrence" is convincing enough. There is no crime or law about lying on your resume so dont worry worst that can happen is you get fired but also lying about education at places where is important is harder, maybe add a useless degree that they won't be interested in verifying anyways.