Discussion Jesus would be an incel

[Yournotcold0]

If he came to earth today, everyone would view him as a random schizo. So he would have zero way of status maxing or gaining money to betabux. On top of that, most realistic deceptions of him make him seem sub5. He would unironically hate foids and likely would have been bullied in school. The Bible would be fucking based had he lived now.

 

[clearsmoke]

True and factual.

 

[Renegade#1]

Real blackpill : jesus never existed and christianity is like all religions nothing more than a tool to control the goyim cattle masses

 

[Belowthesalt]

Real blackpill : jesus never existed and christianity is like all religions nothing more than a tool to control the goyim cattle masses

Catholicism specifically is just universalised Judaism, complete cattle religion.

 

[INVERTER]

Jesus was essentially a voice and he was thrown under the bus by every fake person who claimed to support him

 

[PLS HALP ME]

Don't drag Jesus into your nonsense, man.

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

Real blackpill : jesus never existed and christianity is like all religions nothing more than a tool to control the goyim cattle masses

yeah, thats why freemasons rule the world and try to destroy christianity.

idiot

 

[PLS HALP ME]

If he came to earth today, everyone would view him as a random schizo. So he would have zero way of status maxing or gaining money to betabux. On top of that, most realistic deceptions of him make him seem sub5. He would unironically hate foids and likely would have been bullied in school. The Bible would be fucking based had he lived now.

If he came to Earth today, he would be saddened by the sheer disgustingness of human beings.

 

[Brainy]

He would use his powers to mind control a goyette to crack

 

[Renegade#1]

yeah, thats why freemasons rule the world and try to destroy christianity.

idiot

Cope harder christcuck and follow your leader

 

[yakusai]

He would use his powers to mind control a goyette to crack

I'd do that

 

[Brainy]

I'd do that

Who wouldn't tbh

 

[yakusai]

Who wouldn't tbh

Is the creature from women's nightmares you or your avi?

 

[Yournotcold0]

He would use his powers to mind control a goyette to crack

Mind control max

 

[Brainy]

Is the creature from women's nightmares you or your avi?

me i am what women see when they have a nightmare and all i have to do is just exist

 

[druid]

If he came to earth today, everyone would view him as a random schizo. So he would have zero way of status maxing or gaining money to betabux. On top of that, most realistic deceptions of him make him seem sub5. He would unironically hate foids and likely would have been bullied in school. The Bible would be fucking based had he lived now.

He looks chad and was very tall for the average plus Christ is volontarily celibate not lustful like you don't use Him for your points on .is dude

 

[Grodd]

Jesus never existed

 

[yeetbender_]

True and factual.

They'll call you woke and gay if you point out that jesus was probably a brown trucel like me.

 

[yeetbender_]

If Jesus is real, watch him be 5'9 like Hitler and I.

 

[greyglue]

He looks chad and was very tall for the average plus Christ is volontarily celibate not lustful like you don't use Him for your points on .is dude

yea bro those paintings are totally jesus bro!

 

[druid]

yea bro those paintings are totally jesus bro!

Shroud of turin