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I’ve thought of three ways of killing myself

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1. Slit my own throat

2. Stab my guts and bleed out (Seppuku)

3. Hang myself


I’ve been visualising each one intimately

I’m going to fucking do it boyos. I can’t stand the agony anymore. Within next few days I want to just do it. I no longer care about living for my family


It’s SUFFERING not living, they would only understand if they suffered too
 
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8ce76c623463503f94d348c572a2af20  koko gorilla the gorilla
 
Go for the rope
 
You dont have the balls to do any
 
the first 2 options are absolutely horrendous ways
 
:feelsseriously:

Trolling aside, seriously though.

I mean I'm not trolling I am literally a gorilla. But I'll humor you.

Gorillas are the most based animal alive. They are big and strong and closer to us in terms of intelligence and appearence then any other animal.

It's because of this that I am interested or rather obsessed by them.
















That and I'm literally a gorilla. Like everyone here, I was shunned for my intelligence and appearence by my brethren. After my forests burned down I ended up here.
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It doesn't needs to come to this

ORANGUTANS


ARENT


GORILLAS

:feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree:
 
I KNOW THE FIRST TWO ARE VIOLENT WAYS TO KILL MYSELF, but I am drawn to them buddy boyos. I want to feel the numbing, screaming, burning pain, however temporary it may be. I want to leave a huge mess for police to clean up when they find my body
 
All those sound painful af

higheffortmaxx with inert gas asphyxiation
 
don't be low iq, research every option
 
Low iq ways to kill yourself tbh
 
First would be extremely difficult. You'd have to slice through the carotid artery at the side of your neck. There are accounts of people surviving failed attempts at suicide by throat-cutting because they neglected this important blood vessel and thought throat-cutting worked in real life as it does in the movies.

Second is an ancient and completely viable option, but it takes balls and a decently long knife. You need to pierce the heart by stabbing up from under your sternum so you don't have to penetrate the hard bone. It needs to be a quick thrust or your pain and survival instinct will get in the way. Seppuku is different, it's literally cutting your own guts out; death will be slow and excruciating if you neglect the part where you have a friend decapitate you after you've spilled your guts, which I'm pretty sure would be next to impossible outside Japan since he would be charged with first-degree murder or at least voluntary manslaughter.

Third is fine too. Just make sure your support structure is in place and your knot is on point.
 
I mean I'm not trolling I am literally a gorilla. But I'll humor you.

Gorillas are the most based animal alive. They are big and strong and closer to us in terms of intelligence and appearence then any other animal.

It's because of this that I am interested or rather obsessed by them.
















That and I'm literally a gorilla. Like everyone here, I was shunned for my intelligence and appearence by my brethren. After my forests burned down I ended up here.


ORANGUTANS


ARENT


GORILLAS

:feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree:
I like you gorilla man
 
Bro, just promise me that you will at least try pissing yourself in front of a foid before you're actually going to rope.
 
no way you'd kill yourself by committing seppuku
 
1. Slit my own throat

2. Stab my guts and bleed out (Seppuku)

3. Hang myself


I’ve been visualising each one intimately

I’m going to fucking do it boyos. I can’t stand the agony anymore. Within next few days I want to just do it. I no longer care about living for my family


It’s SUFFERING not living, they would only understand if they suffered too
Those are all painful though. Only reason I haven't roped is because i need it to be quick and painless. Unfortunately if it's painless it'll be slow (which is a pain in an of itself becuase it'll feel like forever and I hate the anticipation) or if it's quick it'll be the most excruciating pain in my life for all of 10-30 seconds. Only solution I see is shotgun to the head. I'll be roped before my brain even registers wtf happened.
 
You want pain
 
Far less violent ways to go out. Fentanyl, exit bag, monoxide, nembuttal, and jump hanging which instantly breaks your neck and knocks you out.

Seriously considered monoxide last summer but worried how long it would take for me to pass out and lose consciousness. The anticipation would kill me. Also had no way of acquiring it so thought about downing a jar of sleeping pills. Apparently unless they're propofol or nembutal strong like you stated (which is hard to find at retailers where I live), there's no guarantee you'll die.
 
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I don't recommend the first two unless you want to die in agony
 
I mean I'm not trolling I am literally a gorilla. But I'll humor you.

Gorillas are the most based animal alive. They are big and strong and closer to us in terms of intelligence and appearence then any other animal.

It's because of this that I am interested or rather obsessed by them.
















That and I'm literally a gorilla. Like everyone here, I was shunned for my intelligence and appearence by my brethren. After my forests burned down I ended up here.


ORANGUTANS


ARENT


GORILLAS

:feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree:
They aren't. But that's not what we were talking about.

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You know what I want.
 
I often fantasise about going out in a blaze of glory whilst punishing my enemies. But deep down, I know I don't have the balls to make a single stand in my life.

No, it will be either starvation or an 'exit bag' (basically get drunk and tie a bag over your head) for me. Both relatively painless, apparently. We shall see.
 
They injected me with propofol for endoscopy. I passed out swiftly. Got a taste of what death and non-existence "feels" like. Lack of stimulus was peaceful. Then I woke up.
That does sound peaceful :cryfeels::feelscry::feelsbadman:.
 
my plan was to drink 2 bottles of vodka and sleeping pills then handcuff myself to train tracks. probably retarded and wouldn't work but it seemed cool.
 
Throwing yourself in front of a nearby train (if you have one that goes by regularly?) or sitting in a car with the engine running in an enclosed space somewhere like say a garage or wherever is probably less painful than the methods you've selected OP.

Just saying.

Shit even the way "Frankie Five Angels" took himself out in The Godfather II (I think it was?) is probably far less painful ie he slashed his wrists if memory serves correct while sitting in a bathtub and just let himself bleed out and probably go unconscious before he finally died.

 
Stab and slice type suicides are usually very unsuccessful and will leave you feeling even worse. I witnessed it first hand with a family member. I wont give you any tips on doing that but there are far more productive methods. Have you also thought of 3 ways of escaping your situation that doesnt involve suicide? It can be as outlandish as possible, such as traveling to another country.
 
Euthanasia is the way to go. Just get yourself on a plane to where it's legal. Quick and painless.
 
1. Slit my own throat

2. Stab my guts and bleed out (Seppuku)

3. Hang myself


I’ve been visualising each one intimately

I’m going to fucking do it boyos. I can’t stand the agony anymore. Within next few days I want to just do it. I no longer care about living for my family


It’s SUFFERING not living, they would only understand if they suffered too

Read brother. Educate thyself

 
Euthanasia is the way to go. Just get yourself on a plane to where it's legal. Quick and painless.
That's only for people who are terminally ill. Noone's gonna help an incel euthanize themselves because they don't consider inceldom to be an illness even though it is a genetic disorder that causes a lifetime of pain and suffering.
 
Don't do it you are not even an officer.
 

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