Serious I've browsed escort site(s) every day (multiple times) for the past months, this is the reason I probably will not ever use their services...

[AutisticMonstrosity]

If I had lost my virginity to one escort I planned to in the spring, I'd very probably already fucked about 20 escorts by now, at least. There's just so much enticing escorts with good reviews, and the supply of them is still said to be significantly down because of travel restrictions (most are foreigners). I mean 20 different escorts, because I only plan to fuck once per escort.

I know that this would get out of control, so it's safe and wise to never do it. It's the same with alcohol. I've never drank even a one drop of alcohol. If I started drinking, I am pretty sure I would become alcoholic immediately.

(By the way, clock is 15:30 and I have still not gone to sleep, for me it is still Thursday, even though I live in Eastern European time zone)

 

[waste matter]

yes it is a very fishy business

 

[Deleted member 10124]

yes it is a very fishy business

Over for fishycels.

If I had lost my virginity to one escort I planned to in the spring, I'd very probably already fucked about 20 escorts by now, at least. There's just so much enticing escorts with good reviews, and the supply of them is still said to be significantly down because of travel restrictions (most are foreigners). I mean 20 different escorts, because I only plan to fuck once per escort.

I know that this would get out of control, so it's safe and wise to never do it. It's the same with alcohol. I've never drank even a one drop of alcohol. If I started drinking, I am pretty sure I would become alcoholic immediately.

(By the way, clock is 15:30 and I have still not gone to sleep, for me it is still Thursday, even though I live in Eastern European time zone)

Its an expensive addictive cope alright.

 

[Irredeemable]

It is also extremely expensive where you live, or is it?

 

[Deleted member 27159]

I would do it if I had the money or if it was legal. It’s pretty retarded that it is illegal on top of being hundreds of dollars

 

[Macrocephalus]

I spent about a year browsing escort websites thinking "Someday I'll do it" until one day I finally did it. The trigger was seeing this one escort I really liked was on tour in my city for a limited time, so I had to act quick

 

[Deleted member 29529]

I spent about a year browsing escort websites thinking "Someday I'll do it" until one day I finally did it. The trigger was seeing this one escort I really liked was on tour in my city for a limited time, so I had to act quick

 

[Macrocephalus]

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Das me

 

[dirtykombatcel]

yes it is a very fishy business

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

It is also extremely expensive where you live, or is it?

Compared to the prices and income levels in the Belgium and the Netherlands, yes. (If the prices told by @RREEEEEEEEE and others are correct). And double the prices of Italy and Spain. But I would not say "extremely". I've found that that could be said only about South Korea and maybe some other places. On one international site I found the prices in South Korea much higher than in Europe. Maybe there the supply of willing women is very low compared to demand.

I would do it if I had the money or if it was legal. It’s pretty retarded that it is illegal on top of being hundreds of dollars

I have the money and it is legal.

 

[Irredeemable]

Compared to the prices and income levels in the Belgium and the Netherlands, yes. (If the prices told by @RREEEEEEEEE and others are correct). And double the prices of Italy and Spain. But I would not say "extremely". I've found that that could be said only about South Korea and maybe some other places. On one international site I found the prices in South Korea much higher than in Europe. Maybe there the supply of willing women is very low compared to demand.


I have the money and it is legal.

The prices where I live are very high, I would bite the bullet if it wasn't also illegal. There have several reports this year of police raiding escort locations and capturing escortcels. I don't think it's worth a hefty fine and a possible prison sentence. I'm thinking of possibly travelling to Germany or some other legal place in a distant future if I'm going to do it.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I spent about a year browsing escort websites thinking "Someday I'll do it" until one day I finally did it. The trigger was seeing this one escort I really liked was on tour in my city for a limited time, so I had to act quick

All, literally all the escorts in my area are tourists only. Not a single permanent stayer. Many are from Czechia. Not a single local escort that I know of. They spend here 2-3 days usually and then change the location. So this trigger has not worked for me.

How many times have you paid to have sex after you finally did it?

 

[PPEcel]

Some of those reviews are fake.

You just need the discipline to start a budget and stick to it. Sometimes I struggle with that lol.

But dude, you're 30. Might as well get it over with.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

The prices where I live are very high

You have exactly the same prices than me. I am NEET also, what about you? So the prices are higher for me, because I have lower income than you.

You just need the discipline

The problem is, I don't have any!

Literally, my daily life is ruined by not having genes for having any discipline.

 

[Irredeemable]

You have exactly the same prices than me. I am NEET also, what about you? So the prices are higher for me, because I have lower income than you.

I have no regular income currently, but I have some money saved from wageslaving. I can afford the one time expense, but I don't want to risk prison time. It must be done in a country where it's legal.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

a budget and stick to it

The problem is, I don't have budget for it. I'd use my life savings. After they are gone, they are gone.

If I had a job, first I would buy own apartment to not waste money paying rent every month, then after having my own place without debt, I could begin regular escortcelling.

I have no regular income currently, but I have some money saved from wageslaving. I can afford the one time expense, but I don't want to risk prison time. It must be done in a country where it's legal.

The risk of getting caught is pretty minuscule, I think?

 

[Deleted member 29704]

i visited a couple escorts for 30€ for 20 minutes everytime after like 5 minutes they say time is up get the fuck away from here

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

But dude, you're 30. Might as well get it over with

Might as well wait until 40

 

[PPEcel]

The problem is, I don't have budget for it. I'd use my life savings. After they are gone, they are gone.

If I had a job, first I would buy own apartment to not waste money paying rent every month, then after having my own place without debt, I could begin regular escortcelling.

I mean set a limit on how much you spend per month or per year.

Why don't you find a job?

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

i visited a couple escorts for 30€ for 20 minutes everytime after like 5 minutes they say time is up get the fuck away from here

Where so cheap? Did you reach orgasm? No visible clock? If you were cheated, you should report to the police, if prostitution is legal. It is fraud clearly.

The "times" here are usually 30 min or 1 ejaculation. 1 hour or 1/2 ejaculation(s). So time is up if the ejaculations are met even if time is left. Some offer unlimited ejaculations within the time purchased.

I mean set a limit on how much you spend per month or per year.

Why don't you find a job?

No chance after being so long unemployed and autistic. I need education first. And relocate away from this economically declined area. And driver's licence (3000 euros!) of course.

You just need the discipline

Did you read the OP? I have no discipline.

Some of those reviews are fake

There was some with half a hundred reviews, all extremely positive. And no way they could all be fake, the site is policed strictly. I considered her, but did not find her attractive at all for some reason. Her ad is now offline, I tried to search the link for you.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

I would do it and wouldn't worry about addiction if only I had enough money to justify doing it without being able to worry about addiction, and if it was legal where I live. Sadly, it is not currently an option for me for those reasons and more.

 

[Macrocephalus]

All, literally all the escorts in my area are tourists only. Not a single permanent stayer. Many are from Czechia. Not a single local escort that I know of. They spend here 2-3 days usually and then change the location. So this trigger has not worked for me.

How many times have you paid to have sex after you finally did it?

Most escorts over here are foreigners but they usually stay in a city at least 20-30 days before moving to another one. However I chose one who was a local and roughly my age cause I felt it would feel less weird.

I only did it once. I'm gonna do it again but I'm waiting for a few reasons (outbreak of China virus, getting a car and also I want to wait some time before I do it again because I don't want to get hooked)

 

[Solo Disident]

Over for fishycels.

Its an expensive addictive cope alright.

so expensive and traumatazing for youre self steem

The "times" here are usually 30 min or 1 ejaculation. 1 hour or 1/2 ejaculation(s). So time is up if the ejaculations are met even if time is left. Some offer unlimited ejaculations within the time purchased.

youre telling me that if you pay for 30 min you cannot come 3 times?? where is that? how can foids be so demented?

I would do it if I had the money or if it was legal. It’s pretty retarded that it is illegal on top of being hundreds of dollars

it is a way of delivering the finall blow to those who are rejected for life from having sex. I would kill anyone who makes it ilegal, like the feminists in europe are doing right now.

 

[Osentaku Otje]

it differs from person to person how fast you get addicted to things or used to them. I know i'm not addictive (iv'e tested it) but i'm also not trying any of that. alcohol is just money waste and i'm not doing escort because it would probably be too adictive, i'm not going higher than fleshlights and bodypillows

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

well i admire your abstinence from alcohol, yet your reason for staying off it is not true. I mean, if its working thats good for you, but 99% of people dont get hooked from alcohol after one drink. its something that gradually gets you over time.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

youre telling me that if you pay for 30 min you cannot come 3 times?? where is that?

Yes. It's 30 mins max. or 1 cum. That is the standard. If you get a long time, several hours +, then it's usually unlimited cums.

well i admire your abstinence from alcohol, yet your reason for staying off it is not true. I mean, if its working thats good for you, but 99% of people dont get hooked from alcohol after one drink. its something that gradually gets you over time.

How can you know it is not true? You even admit that 1% get hooked "after one drink".

Most escorts over here are foreigners but they usually stay in a city at least 20-30 days before moving to another one.

Where is that?

We have so small populations in these places that they don't have enough customers to warrant that long stays per municipality, I guess.

I would do it and wouldn't worry about addiction if only I had enough money to justify doing it without being able to worry about addiction, and if it was legal where I live. Sadly, it is not currently an option for me for those reasons and more.

I wouldn't worry about addiction either, if I was rich enough.

 

[Solo Disident]

Yes. It's 30 mins max. or 1 cum. That is the standard. If you get a long time, several hours +, then it's usually unlimited cums.

men thats fucked up, I will literary cum in like 1 min after a entire life of not sex. I would need a diferent kind of service.
if those are rules and you cannot make another kind of arrangement I would be fucked.

Im asuming youre talking about germany right? where is legalized??

 

[Simulacrasimulation]

go on this site its like a giga black hole super nova pill

they drop v2 style black pills at will on this whore forum

SAAFE forum - Index

SAAFE forum - Index

saafe.info

Would you quit for a man?

Would you quit for a man?

saafe.info

the pills dropped in this thread alone are enough to level Nagasaki all over again

If I was head over heels in love yes! Love is way more important than cash and you will always regret the chances you didn’t take with the man more than you will regret not making that extra cash!

Love is so much more valuable than money my love.

I definitely would if I was head over heels as long as he was not destitute and relying on me, I'd quit this in a heart beat and get a less weii paid civvie job to have a normal life.


I’m considering this at the moment.

Have met someone who doesn’t know what I do (have a civvie job full time) and it’s easy for me to fit in clients during the times I don’t see new guy.

I started just in May while I was single as a way to earn extra cash and fulfil some of my needs (sex, compliments etc). Now I get those things from new guy, it has made the escorting feel much more transactional and I have less motivation. I’m in the process of selling my flat and trying to buy another so financially I have a goal to save as much as possible to have enough £s for the new place but pretty sure once that’s done, I’ll be hanging up the suspenders (assuming things stay good with new guy - been 2 months).

look at this one, she actually derives the pleasure of attention and her sexual needs from her clients, so its not only money but this also, at what other job does a man get anything other than money as a benefit of doing the job, he gets a huge stress and everyone takes him for granted

Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!

Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!

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this one is their bar for clients being annoying

and the bar is super super low, the client just has to breathe wrong and he is annoying to the whores, they have a huge FAILO to these whores where if they ring the doorbell at the wrong time they are annoying, even these whores are on self perceived tutorial mode, where they are the centre and their anachronism are the whole world and if the world does not conform to these then its "wrong". Look at these pathetic reasons to be annoyed


Guys who send random texts asking "are you horny?" I'm doing my weekly shop in asda, so yeah, Very.

Or guys who ask "have you any special offers?" Yes, me! for x amount of time at my stated rate!!

And the most annoying has to be when they say "are you available right now?" You tell them yes I can be ready in 20 mins, and they say "sorry I wanted now" and I'm like, where are you like?? Outside my flipping front door!!

aaaagh!! I hate when I say to a client.. 'Please give me 3 minutes, then ring the buzzer' But they ring it straight away!

Clients who just stand at the door for ages, without ringing the buzzer. Until you call them and they tell you they are outside. Just ring the buzzer!

When I say, call to confirm. And they text. If I'm waiting for a call, I might not hear the text!

Regular Clients that email me on aw, and wait days for a response when they could simply just call m


Start emails or conversations with "Hi Hun"

Online messages saying "are you available now?" I suspect they send these multiple escorts and then go see whoever responds quickest. Luckily I'm busy enough that I can afford not to sit in front of my computer 24/7 waiting for these.


I HATE when the same client says "can we do 90 minutes" then they arrive and say "I can only stay an hour...I've got a meeting".
The same guy did this to me 3 meets in a row. Only on the third one did I realize. My conclusion is that it's so they're not rushed by knowing another client could be waiting outside at the end of their hour.
I just refuse to see him now, I know it's not a major thing but because I know what his game is it pisses me off so bad!!!!





these are pathetic no man would complain about any of these angles, they are living on such a tutorial mode that if all the ducks do not line up in their specified order it is unacceptable, they expect it to go their way the whole time otherwise "the world is against them"


just fuck off
there is over 251 seperate pages on the website 251 pages of around 20 messages a page, this is ridiculous entitlement every whore is complaining about trivial solipsistic shit that is self centred drivel

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Compared to the prices and income levels in the Belgium and the Netherlands, yes. (If the prices told by @RREEEEEEEEE and others are correct). And double the prices of Italy and Spain. But I would not say "extremely". I've found that that could be said only about South Korea and maybe some other places. On one international site I found the prices in South Korea much higher than in Europe. Maybe there the supply of willing women is very low compared to demand.


I have the money and it is legal.

Yes, the prices (for window hookers) are correct. They are usually €30, but some places charge €40 while others in the same place but different streets charge €20. But the €20-charging window hookers are black and one of them flashed their titty which is not what window hookers are supposed to do. They only undress in private after you pay them. My friends fucked a €40 prostitute whom was Eastern European and a €20 prostitute whom was black but they didn't like the black prostitute. I heard some racist shit out of their mouth after that in the car ride back home haha.

 

[Deleted member 29033]

Some of those reviews are fake.

You just need the discipline to start a budget and stick to it. Sometimes I struggle with that lol.

But dude, you're 30. Might as well get it over with.

I have 0 dollars

 

[PPEcel]

I have 0 dollars

brutal

 

[Deleted member 29033]

brutal

This isn't the Sewers, so I'm not gonna postmaxx

 

[Emba]

This isn't the Sewers, so I'm not gonna postmaxx

 

[Deleted member 30324]

You only lose your virginity after creampie a woman that want have sex with you because she likes the person you are.
Escorts are just bad as masturbation.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

brutal

if you rely on your rich parents for hooker money how the hell do you mask such large transactions either from them or accountants?

 

[PPEcel]

if you rely on your rich parents for hooker money how the hell do you mask such large transactions either from them or accountants?

well they just transfer a few thousand to my account every now and then, when i run out i ask them for more

 

[SlayerSlayer]

well they just transfer a few thousand to my account every now and then, when i run out i ask them for more

that's some mayo parenting. When I was growing up my parents stalked over my finances like the IRS on Snipes

 

[PPEcel]

br

that's some mayo parenting. When I was growing up my parents stalked over my finances like the IRS on Snipes

utal

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

well they just transfer a few thousand to my account every now and then, when i run out i ask them for more

You are 20. Why on earth do they give you money at all? Why don't you get student loan like regular people?

My parents have never transferred even a one euro or mark to my account. For a couple of years I had a weekly allowance. It was 2 euros a week.

 

[rope2cope]

You are 20. Why on earth do they give you money at all? Why don't you get student loan like regular people?

My parents have never transferred even a one euro or mark to my account. For a couple of years I had a weekly allowance. It was 2 euros a week.

Based and self-reliantpilled

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

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If I had parents like @PPEcel, I could have afforded to have an education. But I didn't. So I chose not to take student loans (that I probably could never pay back) and not pursue education, because of my autism and ugly appearance I deemed getting a job based on the education too unlikely to be worth the risks. I could not even get summer jobs, and in the summer students need to earn money, because they get no support in the summer, they even get kicked out of the student dorms.

In the UK you have a good system; you don't need to pay back the student loans if you don't get high enough paying job. In Finland even if you live on benefits, you must pay back your student loan. So my autistic sister has been paying 100 euros a month back to the bank from her työmarkkinatuki.

 

[Based-nearcel]

Don't you want a better cope?

 

[Hector Barbossa]

It is really like an addiction. The worst (or best) part of escortcelling is the wide selection. Being on an escort site is like being in a candy store as a kid - you never want to leave and it's hard to decide what to get. If you live in a decently sized city, there will be at least one of every type of girl that you'd love to fuck, willing to do whatever you want. The high end escorts are also great actresses, and if you're not mentally prepared they will absolutely fuck you up mentally if you get GFE. If it weren't so expensive, I'd visit one every week...