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SlayerSlayer

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Hey y'all. My name is Brayden (he/him). Feminist. Proud socialist. Spiritual but not religious. I am a lot like my dog. I am a real Golden Retriever in terms of personality. I am eager to please, and live my mission to make the world a better place. I have recently taken up Salsa, because dancing is a great way to bond and express ourselves.

I enjoy gardening, and building my own tables that I dream someday to share with a partner that would complete me. I hope to grow cherry tomatoes so I can make you a fresh garden salad. And then surprise you with a fresh cupcake I baked with organic rhubarb. One of my favorite hobbies is Dungeons & Dragons. I am a studious DM that can guide you into creative and interesting lore. I also love watching SNL every week. Can we just get the Orange Man out of office already!!
 
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