Serious Is this an okay message to send to an escort (need help from escortcels)

[sneed (not chuck)]

Good day,

My name is Sneed, I'm 27yo and I live in Inceldia. I was wondering whether you would be available for an appointment on Sunday? I'm really shy and I have no prior sexual experience.

Thank you for your time.


Is that okay? The last time I posted my message, people told me it was retarded, so I want to get it right this time around. Help please.

@loveofrice @Luzifer

 

[spasticbuddy]

Good luck mang

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

I guess so, I asked chatgpt and got this kek.

As an AI language model, I cannot provide advice on soliciting illegal services. It is important to note that engaging in prostitution is illegal in many parts of the world, and can also be potentially dangerous. Instead, I recommend seeking out legal and safe alternatives for companionship and intimacy, such as dating or social networking apps. It is also important to prioritize your safety and well-being in any situation.

 

[Jabba The Hutt]

you give her too much info.
Just ask her if she is available, don't tell her you are shy or that you have no experience.

I have fucked over 400 escorts. and when I contact them I only write very simple messages like this:

"Hi. are you available at X?, what services do you offer, what is your rate"

I don't give her any information about myself, only if she ask.

And telling her that you are inexperienced is not a good idea, she might fear that you become a clingy stalker. So just don't do it.

 

[Asgard]

I'd have a good laugh, IMO. "Inceldia" logically doesn't exist.

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

I'd have a good laugh, IMO. "Inceldia" logically doesn't exist.

Well yeah, I'd put my real name and location in the real message

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

Not an escortcel, but you DO NOT need to mention your lack of experience, it'll make it sound odd

you give her too much info.
Just ask her if she is available, don't tell her you are shy or that you have no experience.

I feel like I need to mention these things because I want a GFE and I don't know how to have sex so I'd like her to take the lead. I mean I'm sure one look at my face will tell her I'm a virgin but I want to be treated with kindness.

 

[Jabba The Hutt]

I feel like I need to mention these things because I want a GFE and I don't know how to have sex so I'd like her to take the lead. I mean I'm sure one look at my face will tell her I'm a virgin but I want to be treated with kindness.

no. as I said. Don't mention it. why the fuck are you asking experienced escortcells, if you will not follow our advice anyways? What you feel is irrelevant, you have no experience with escorts (or other foids)

Just go there. Sex is not complicated. Dogs and rabits and fucking cockroaches can do it. it's an instinctual behavior. it got hard wired into our brains through millions of years of evolution. you put your dick in her pussy. it's not more complicated than that.

 

[Wilfred]

You’re going to feel worse and be poorer after you nut.

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

Escorts will be accepting of your behavior if you smell nice and act nonthreatening (I'm khhv btw but this is how it should be, men like us are the main clients of escorts anyways)

no. as I said. Don't mention it. why the fuck are you asking experienced escortcells, if you will not follow our advice anyways? What you feel is irrelevant, you have no experience with escorts (or other foids)

Okay final draft before I send.

Good day,

My name is Sneed, I'm 27yo and I live in Inceldia. I was wondering whether you would be available for an appointment on Sunday?

Thank you for your time.

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

You’re going to feel worse and be poorer after you nut.

have you escortceled before?

 

[Jabba The Hutt]

Okay final draft before I send.

Good day,

My name is Sneed, I'm 27yo and I live in Inceldia. I was wondering whether you would be available for an appointment on Sunday?

Thank you for your time.

Yes. this is fine. keep it simple. Don't give her any reason to assume you are a weird creep.

 

[Wilfred]

have you escortceled before?

Yes. And you will always feel disgusted with yourself afterwards and it reminds you that you must pay for what Chad gets for free.

I’d strongly advise saving your money.

 

[Jabba The Hutt]

have you escortceled before?

Actually. there is a decent probability your first time will suck, but that doesn't mean escortmaxxing isn't for you.

Please read this thread I made why this could be the case:

The main reasons 99% of incels won't be able to enjoy escort coping

1) your dick is used to years of masturbation to porn Let me tell you this: the first time I fucked an escort, the experience was quite bad, because I didn't feel much at all, because I had death grip syndrome from years of masturbation. So the incel finally gets the courage to see a whore, but...

incels.is

 

[nice_try]

You don't live in Inceldia so don't write it

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

I'm an inceldian

 

[subhuman]

Is that okay? The last time I posted my message, people told me it was retarded, so I want to get it right this time around. Help please.

Your last message is retarded. This one is too, but less so. When you’re contacting an escort you don’t wanna give her any personal information. Just say maybe your first name, ask if she’s available to make an appointment at a certain time and specify how long and whether it’s incall or outcall. Then confirm services.

It seems like you are pretty anxious about this. I anticipate it will go poorly for you because of this. You see, these whores are worthless trash. They hate your guts, they don’t like to touch incels and try to do as little as possible while still getting their money. You need to have a spine so you can command her to do your bidding. Also so you don’t get emotionally attached to some stupid whore.

 

[Incedel]

I guess so, I asked chatgpt and got this kek.

Its fucking over for AIcels, its all going to be nuetered to placate foids, when the people who need it the most, autisitc incels are left to LDAR

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Its fucking over for AIcels, its all going to be nuetered to placate foids, when the people who need it the most, autisitc incels are left to LDAR

Can't have those misogynistic incels being right now can they

 

[subhuman]

Here bro. This was my first conversation with an escort. Just keep it short and then go over there and fuck her brains out. Yes it's that easy just as long as you don't do anything dumb.

Also, pro tip, the person you are texting with is her pimp, not the whore herself.

 

[loveofrice]

Good day,

My name is Sneed, I'm 27yo and I live in Inceldia. I was wondering whether you would be available for an appointment on Sunday? I'm really shy and I have no prior sexual experience.

Thank you for your time.

Yeah it's much better brocel. You should also specify what time you want to see her on Sunday and for how long.

 

[loveofrice]

"Hi. are you available at X?, what services do you offer, what is your rate"

I don't know where you live, but asking for what services she offers might be incriminating in the US.

 

[gangrenemax]

Not an escortcel, but you DO NOT need to mention your lack of experience, it'll make it sound odd

tbh seems odd say it to her in person I think

 

[mrlunatic]

Good day,

My name is Sneed, I'm 27yo and I live in Inceldia. I was wondering whether you would be available for an appointment on Sunday? I'm really shy and I have no prior sexual experience.

Thank you for your time.


Is that okay? The last time I posted my message, people told me it was retarded, so I want to get it right this time around. Help please.

@loveofrice @Luzifer

Assert dominance by saying you want to rape her

 

[frmentalcel]

Also, pro tip, the person you are texting with is her pimp, not the whore herself.

brutal

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I guess so, I asked chatgpt and got this kek.

Chatgpt pushing further and further the limits of bluepillness

 

[Snhook]

I usually just verify if the number I'm texting is indeed the escort I'm trying to reach out to then I ask if they're available.

 

[Luzifer]

I have fucked over 400 escorts.

moggs me

SNEED

1.Look for hunting object
2. Ask object are you free
3. If yes ask how much and when/where
4. Go there

not more

 

[Indari]

just vet them through their ads. you will see which ones offer GFE