Is Samus from metroid secretly a Nazi?

[MaldireMan0077]

So I saw this face book post and my ADHD kicked in. Think about it, the Nazis wont stop jerking themselfs to blue eye blond people. Are pro genocide and obsess over the Aryan race.

Now look at samus, is blue eyed blond, is basicly exterminating anything non-human, and her last name is Aran. Sounds a bit like aryan to me. Tell me what you thing, is samus secretly a nazi or just a coincidence. Wait a minute. Japan was allied with the nazis during WW2.

 

[PersonalityChad]

is basicly exterminating anything non-human

Not really, she also saves aliens in multiple games, like the Luminoth in Prime 2

In fact, Samus herself is something like 1/3 bird alien and 1/3 metroid. She's barely even human atp

 

[MaldireMan0077]

Not really, she also saves aliens in multiple games, like the Luminoth in Prime 2

In fact, Samus herself is something like 1/3 bird alien and 1/3 metroid. She's barely even human atp

Ill admit, I never played metroid games. And I probably wont since Im wating to play ready or not on the ps5 next time I visit my uncle.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Are pro genocide and obsess over the Aryan race.

Only because others tried to genocide them first.

 

[WiZardTheGrAY]

idk I just want her to give me an assjob through her zero suit tbh

 

[pixy.]

idk but I'm going to go goon to Samus

 

[Skelly]

idk but I'm going to go goon to Samus

How bro felt making this post:

 

[pixy.]

How bro felt making this post:

More like this:

I'm simply the only one brave enough to say what everyone was thinking.

 

[Midnight Animal]

idk but I'm going to go goon to Samus

 

[Paladin]

She is secretly my gf

 

[Repulsive123]

So I saw this face book post and my ADHD kicked in. Think about it, the Nazis wont stop jerking themselfs to blue eye blond people. Are pro genocide and obsess over the Aryan race.

Now look at samus, is blue eyed blond, is basicly exterminating anything non-human, and her last name is Aran. Sounds a bit like aryan to me. Tell me what you thing, is samus secretly a nazi or just a coincidence. Wait a minute. Japan was allied with the nazis during WW2.

Jfl

 

[TooSomething]

So I saw this face book post and my ADHD kicked in. Think about it, the Nazis wont stop jerking themselfs to blue eye blond people. Are pro genocide and obsess over the Aryan race.

Now look at samus, is blue eyed blond, is basicly exterminating anything non-human, and her last name is Aran. Sounds a bit like aryan to me. Tell me what you thing, is samus secretly a nazi or just a coincidence. Wait a minute. Japan was allied with the nazis during WW2.

Don't worry. Leave it to Nintendo to give her a nigger lover in one of the next Metroid games.

 

[TooSomething]

Not really, she also saves aliens in multiple games, like the Luminoth in Prime 2

In fact, Samus herself is something like 1/3 bird alien and 1/3 metroid. She's barely even human atp

Looks pretty human and aryan to me. Would

 

[TooSomething]

Only because others tried to genocide them first.

THIS. We're just more profficient at that. KeK

 

[MaldireMan0077]

Don't worry. Leave it to Nintendo to give her a nigger lover in one of the next Metroid games.

Oh hell no, id rather she be a nazi then race traitor.