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I had an idea of using the suction power of my vacuum cleaner to simulate the feeling of a blowjob. I'm scared that it will be too strong and rip my dick off. Does anyone have any experience with vacuum blowjobs or have any tips for me? I really want to try it but im scared of causing permanent damage :fuk:
 
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I just did some research fastblast-chan. Don't do it, some of the risk are ripping some blood vessels in the penis and ending up with painful swelling, the vacum force is too strong.
 
I’ve heard stories of dudes getting their dicks stuck in vacuums so you should probably just stick to fleshlights…
 
pay a foid prostitute to suck your dick.
 
Male privilege at it's finest once again. I wouldn't do it. Can't remember anymore but I think I read about someone who damaged his genitals by doing that, maybe gave him permanent erectile dysfuntion
 
I’ve heard stories of dudes getting their dicks stuck in vacuums so you should probably just stick to fleshlights…
Or just jerkoff regularly you vain bastards
 
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Aren't you scared your dick comes off?
 
I had an idea of using the suction power of my vacuum cleaner to simulate the feeling of a blowjob. I'm scared that it will be too strong and rip my dick off. Does anyone have any experience with vacuum blowjobs or have any tips for me? I really want to try it but im scared of causing permanent damage :fuk:
Just buy a vr porn setup
 
what inceldom does to a nigga
 
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I just did some research fastblast-chan. Don't do it, some of the risk are ripping some blood vessels in the penis and ending up with painful swelling, the vacum force is too strong.
This.

While you can adjust the level, once the nosel is sealed tight, the suction will get stronger anyway.

So, I would not suggest you do this, man.
 
what inceldom doeas to a nigga
It's understandable, ngl.

I used to buy condoms and fuck the crack between my mattress and bed, closing my eyes and imagining a foid of my liking.

It is suicidefuel tbh. It felt too good. I had to stop and never do it again.
 
Just buy a fleshlight, doubt that even feels good anyway.
 
A car exhaust pipe might be safer than a vacuum cleaner.
 
I just did some research fastblast-chan. Don't do it, some of the risk are ripping some blood vessels in the penis and ending up with painful swelling, the vacum force is too strong.
Thank you
Some common sense
Fml lots of lowIQcels
 
I had an idea of using the suction power of my vacuum cleaner to simulate the feeling of a blowjob. I'm scared that it will be too strong and rip my dick off. Does anyone have any experience with vacuum blowjobs or have any tips for me? I really want to try it but im scared of causing permanent damage :fuk:
Just cut a hole in a grape fruit and fuck it
 
Natural selection. You will lose your dick.
 
He will still damage his dick forever from such a stupid decision.
Maybe on that split second, that one orgasm from having your cock sucked by a powerful machine is worth the aftermath of having your cock obliterated in the proccess?

Just joking, don't do it OP, if you do then is either rope or MtF faggotry.
 
say goodbye to your foreskin
 
Are you high on crystal meth or something because where do you get these ideas from?
 

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