Gaming .is Boss Fight: Smough, the Landwhale and Goldsteinne, The Jewess

[WeirdPanda]

I cut the leg of Smough and run away with an escape plan in order to set up a cheese

You use wrench toss on smough which ends up cutting her leg off because she's diabetic.

100 damage, critical!

265/500HP

Poison damage > poison status effect dies off

245/500 HP

Escape plan

White Knight 1 rushes after you after being triggered that you hurt his qween but you're too much of a fast nigga and get away.

Attack dodged

 

[guessthatsit]

I charge towards Smough using a +10 claymore.

 

[WeirdPanda]

I charge towards Smough using a +10 claymore.

You charge at Smough with your pro gamer build defining +10 claymore and swipe it down her other leg, cutting it off because she's diabetic.

Smough has lost both legs! It has started to roll

100 damage, critical!

Smough uses Wrecking Ball and rolls down at you with a great speed, chasing you like the boulder from Indiana Jones. She strikes you from behind.

80 damage

.is users: 70/280HP

 

[Sonicfancel]

You use wrench toss on smough which ends up cutting her leg off because she's diabetic.

100 damage, critical!

Since this worked so well just repeat this attack in her other leg.

.is users: 70/280HP

Plus a health potion

 

[DutchCel01]

@j10009504 @tulasdanslos @Mr. Agent Clark @anotherwastedlife @sadlemon @Sonicfancel @DutchCel01

 

[WeirdPanda]

Since this worked so well just repeat this attack in her other leg.

Plus a health potion

Smough: 145/500 HP

You don't have a wrench unlike anotherwastedlife so instead you use a falcon punch.

50 damage

95/500 HP

You also use an estus flask.

.is users:

155/500 HP

Goldsteinne summons another White Knight.

White Knight 1: 50/100 HP

White Knight 2: 100/100 HP

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

I cast Abyssal Requiem and summon forth a dark legion of ancient demon lords.

 

[WeirdPanda]

I cast Abyssal Requiem and summon forth a dark legion of ancient demon lords.

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Your spell brings from the shadows the aid of the Demon Lords Kynval and Gnosi. They cast a dark energy duper mega-charged ultra annihilating blood-infused gamma-ray that penetrates the fat mass of the roastie right through her (its) filthy vagina and erases it whole.

10e+10 damage!!!!!!!!!!!

A rain of blood falls down upon the room.

Smough: -999999999999999/500 HP

Goldsteinne goes up to the remains of her fallen buddy and munches it whole. Her eyes glow red and her skin becomes black and she grows black wings and she grows to the size of Smough, towering over you.

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

10e+10 damage!!!!!!!!!!!

A rain of blood falls down upon the room.

Smough: -999999999999999/500 HP

Goldsteinne goes up to the remains of her fallen buddy and munches it whole. Her eyes glow red and her skin becomes black and she grows black wings and she grows to the size of Smough, towering over you.

I used up all of my AP, I need to recharge. HELP!

 

[WeirdPanda]

I used up all of my AP, I need to recharge. HELP!

Goldsteinne powers up her White Knights-- the both of them begin to double in size and their skulls start twisting into a shape that represents more ancient, grotesque beings. The White Knights have turned into Blacked Knights

The Blacked Knights barrage you into a bloody pulp, it never even began

50 damage

.is users: 105/280 HP

Goldsteinne: 500/500 HP

Blacked Knight 1: 200/200 HP

Blacked Knight 2: 200/200 HP

Strike, you're out!

 

[guessthatsit]

You charge at Smough with your pro gamer build defining +10 claymore and swipe it down her other leg, cutting it off because she's diabetic.

Smough has lost both legs! It has started to roll

100 damage, critical!

Smough uses Wrecking Ball and rolls down at you with a great speed, chasing you like the boulder from Indiana Jones. She strikes you from behind.

80 damage

.is users: 70/280HP

Estus asap

 

[j10009504]

j the crab scatters toward the fat one, readying his large claw to latch onto her roast beef flap

 

[WeirdPanda]

j the crab scatters toward the fat one, readying his large claw to latch onto her roast beef flap

The fat one is already dead...

 

[j10009504]

The fat one is already dead...

j is a scavenger

 

[WeirdPanda]

Estus asap

You use an estus flask. (4) > (3)

.is users: 155/280 HP

 

[WeirdPanda]

Goldsteinne uses the evil jew laser vision and aims it at .is users eyes! The goyim mustn't know!

30 damage

.is users: 125/280 HP

Blindness inflicted! 20% chance to miss attack for all .is users

 

[Anthrofurrcel]

I wannna fuck that purple cat, she should like short men

 

[XDFLAMEBOY]

Let’s go gamercels! Looks like such a cool incel video game

 

[erenyeager]

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